Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Red flaming panda]

Dood has an adam's apple!
M...m...mogs m-ack!

Are these arms or saggy tits?

That wasn't my intension
But now you just gave me a horrible idea

Spoiler: You only have yourselves to blame :^)

 

[TremendousBoredom]

That wasn't my intension
But now you just gave me a horrible idea

Spoiler: You only have yourselves to blame :^)

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Dood could've had the newest variant of full body. When pecs aren't manly enough, you gotta have phallonipples.

 

[The Observer]

Yes, these pooners are totally sympathetic women who are just our lost sisters and have no agency over their actions and are just being controlled by the patriarchy!!!!
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I really don't know how you twisted my comment into that. You can think the things they are doing are pathetic while at the same time feel kind of sorry for how they managed to get themselves in that situation. The pooner meme just looks very immature and like a child making dumb decisions while the tranny MtF memes just look ridiculous. It makes things worse knowing that stupid kids now have access to this.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

I really don't know how you twisted my comment into that. You can think the things they are doing are pathetic while at the same time feel kind of sorry for how they managed to get themselves in that situation. The pooner meme just looks very immature and like a child making dumb decisions while the tranny MtF memes just look ridiculous. It makes things worse knowing that stupid kids now have access to this.

Have yet to explain your distinction between sympathy for FtMs while you have nothing but ridicule for MtFs

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

I was done for the evening but then I read about the nb? or ftm pastor comparing Audrey Hale to Jesus

I don't understand how the TRAs keep managing to baffle me. How does this shit keep happening when you think it can't possibly get any worse.

Spoiler: Look at this. Actually look at this

 

[Slur Generator]

I was done for the evening but then I read about the nb? or ftm pastor comparing Audrey Hale to Jesus
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I don't understand how the TRAs keep managing to baffle me. How does this shit keep happening when you think it can't possibly get any worse.

Spoiler: Look at this. Actually look at this

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Christendom in its current form is just a walking corpse. I wonder if it will have some sort of revival.

 

[Meiwaku]

I want more poonsacks

 

[Procrastinhater]

I was done for the evening but then I read about the nb? or ftm pastor comparing Audrey Hale to Jesus
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I don't understand how the TRAs keep managing to baffle me. How does this shit keep happening when you think it can't possibly get any worse.

Spoiler: Look at this. Actually look at this

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What the fucking Heresy is this shit? Is this a fucking Pooner Priest?
That just fucking says everything you need to know about why Christianity is failing, the Bible takes a very clear stance against deviance and degeneracy and it takes a Heretical reinterpretation of it beyond even the level of something like the Albigensian Heresy to come to a position where you even tolerate fucking troons, let alone something as fucking comically Heretical as a Pooner Priest.
The Cathars were literally burned for less.
Taken at a literal reading, even fucking women Priests takes a selective and very tolerant reading of the Bible to justify, making a fucking Pooner a Priest is fucking surreal.

 

[Sissyagamben]

What the fucking Heresy is this shit? Is this a fucking Pooner Priest?
That just fucking says everything you need to know about why Christianity is failing, the Bible takes a very clear stance against deviance and degeneracy and it takes a Heretical reinterpretation of it beyond even the level of something like the Albigensian Heresy to come to a position where you even tolerate fucking troons, let alone something as fucking comically Heretical as a Pooner Priest.
The Cathars were literally burned for less.
Taken at a literal reading, even fucking women Priests takes a selective and very tolerant reading of the Bible to justify, making a fucking Pooner a Priest is fucking surreal.

This is antichrists attempt to weaken the church from within and create schisms, be not afraid

Their “Jesus” loves to kill Christian kids, it’s obvious their god is Satan

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I want more poonsacks

Do you also want a boymoder to make sure L'il Pooner is nice and comfy in his big boi poonsack?

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is antichrists attempt to weaken the church from within and create schisms, be not afraid

Their “Jesus” loves to kill Christian kids, it’s obvious their god is Satan

If the Revelation of St John the Divine was right (and I'm not even that religious but its becoming easier every year to match up events and happenings in the Apocalypse to things happening now) then in the Last Days False Prophets and those who would corrupt the Word will be everywhere in the land, sowing Heresy and leading people astray, but the likes of Pooner Priest will be dealt with the most harshly of all in Judgement.
This isn't really the thread for a Theological Discussion into the Troonian/Poonian Heresy but it does raise an eyebrow.
Fucking Pooner Priests.
Jesus Wept.

TLDR- I hate the AntiChrist.

 

[Sissyagamben]

If the Revelation of St John the Divine was right (and I'm not even that religious but its becoming easier every year to match up events and happenings in the Apocalypse to things happening now) then in the Last Days False Prophets and those who would corrupt the Word will be everywhere in the land, sowing Heresy and leading people astray, but the likes of Pooner Priest will be dealt with the most harshly of all in Judgement.
This isn't really the thread for a Theological Discussion into the Troonian/Poonian Heresy but it does raise an eyebrow.
Fucking Pooner Priests.
Jesus Wept.

TLDR- I hate the AntiChrist.

Sorry for my tinfoil Jesus freak speeches here, it’s hard not to when a pooner priest compares pooner school shooter to Jesus

I’ve seen it expressed earlier in this thread, a kiwi saying they aren’t rly religious, but seeing pooners makes him believe some sort of evil forces are involved. Exactly mane, it’s hard not to see it

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

boymoders and pooners are marsupials

 

[Procrastinhater]

Sorry for my tinfoil Jesus freak speeches here, it’s hard not to when a pooner priest compares pooner school shooter to Jesus

I’ve seen it expressed earlier in this thread, a kiwi saying they aren’t rly religious, but seeing pooners makes him believe some sort of evil forces are involved. Exactly mane, it’s hard not to see it

I (half ironically, now Im not so sure) did express my reservations about meming the fucking Demiurge and combining it with Pooner memes, especially with how memetic the creepy liitle doods are.
If you know anything about Gnosticism it makes more sense.
Put it this way, ten days after a fucking Poonabaoth popped up the thread had a Pooner Tarot and theres crazy Pooner shooters on the news. Im not tinfoil enough to be serious about a connection, its just fucking creepy lol.

 

[Sissyagamben]

boymoders and pooners are marsupials

I (half ironically, now Im not so sure) did express my reservations about meming the fucking Demiurge and combining it with Pooner memes, especially with how memetic the creepy liitle doods are.
If you know anything about Gnosticism it makes more sense.
Put it this way, ten days after a fucking Poonabaoth popped up the thread had a Pooner Tarot and theres crazy Pooner shooters on the news. Im not tinfoil enough to be serious about a connection, its just fucking creepy lol.

Spoiler: Tinfoil

be not Afraid! The demiurge can only create matter in the blurry image of Sophia and does not have the ability to make them animate. Holy Sophia has blessed her bastard sons creation with spirit and breathe that’s far superior.

imho it’s still better to adopt true orthodox faith. It’s fun n all but no gnostic schools build up as much as the theology of Paul. The Cathars wanted no one to get married, not just the monks. That was enough to doom the future of the faith and humanity, if adopted, and imo it was more than fair to call them heretics.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

boymoders and pooners are marsupials

But are Pooners a parasitic species on the boymoder, or is this a case of extreme sexual dimorphism?

 

[GettrGriftr]

Sorry for my tinfoil Jesus freak speeches here, it’s hard not to when a pooner priest compares pooner school shooter to Jesus

She's not a priest. She's a "pastor" of an ELCA (Evangelical Lutheran Church in America) congregation. And yes, the ELCA is an heretical sect of American Christianity that accepts (and sometimes damn near press-gang) women and homos as "pastors."

And of course, the ELCA is in full communion with the equally heretical sects ECUSA (Episcopal Church) and the United Church of Christ. 'Nuff said.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

But are Pooners a parasitic species on the boymoder, or is this a case of extreme sexual dimorphism?

the boymoders birth the pooners out of their stinkditches then carry the pooners in the poonsack. once the pooners have matured (most never do, very rare cases) they leave the nest in search of a mate

 

[Procrastinhater]

the boymoders birth the pooners out of their stinkditches then carry the pooners in the poonsack. once the pooners have matured (most never do, very rare cases) they leave the nest in search of a mate

Now I want a satirical animated documentary narrated by Kenneth Branagh, like Walking With Dinosaurs, but about Pooners.
"Grilling With Pooners" or something.
I should email National Geographic for funding...

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Have yet to explain your distinction between sympathy for FtMs while you have nothing but ridicule for MtFs

Because men are protective of women.

Same reason why women get lighter sentences than men for the same crime.