Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[siegemeister675]

Pooner accompanying Reddit screenshot found in the wild

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

I want more poonsacks

What the hecking frig is a poonsack dood?


Edit: lonely eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes - low effort colored version

 

[Procrastinhater]

What the hecking frig is a poonsack dood?

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Edit: lonely eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes - low effort colored version

The Poonsack design you came up with is horrifying, it looks like something you'd see growing from trees in Nurgles Garden, or on the inside of a derelict spaceship.

I see the Zoo has a Megathread tag now, fuck, we're nearly at 100 pages, I did not expect this.

 

[policemanatee]

Ode to Pooners

Little pink goblins with phallos attached,
With big red lips, and chest scars unmatched,
Their ear gauges scintillate in the light,
They take T injections with all of their might.

"Dood!" they shout, in their Bart Simpson way,
Reminding us that being different's okay.
They party and dance, so heckin' valid,
with packers and rotdogs, squishy and pallid.

Their scars are symbols of battles fought,
And the rotdogs they carry, an unusual thought,
But to them, it's just a fun accessory,
Adding a bit of whimsy and eccentricity.

Little pink imposters, with hearts so pure,
Your zest for life, a gift for sure,
May we learn from you, in all possible ways,
Living life boldly, and scaring the gays.

 

[Law]

Sweet gentle Jesus that's terrifying.

this is it. this is the ftm epidemic.

If they ever realize that all women deal with this, and the problem isn't being female it's the way society and men treat females. You can't change your sex but you can change society. It's hard - but it's not impossible. Transforming into a man via surgery is actually impossible. I wish I could just gather up all the lil doods and scream this at them till they got it.

it looks like something you'd see growing from trees in Nurgles Garden

Leave Papa outta this!
Also I like how not even the most ardent trans-rights Brownshirt will call a rotdog a penis- it's a "phallo". But they will trip over themselves to call amholes "vaginas". Why don't the boys get a neutral-ish neologism like "phallo"? "Ori" for "orifice", maybe? If they go so hard affirming the delusions of the IT'S MA'AMS of the world, why not do the same for the doods? Or do misogynist dullards just have an easier time calling an axe-wound a vagina than they do calling a rotting arm-roll-up a penis?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Friends, Pooners, Hontrymen, lend me your ears and money for heckin validation!

I have toiled in the poonmines and come for with a fresh crop of rare pooners!

 

[siegemeister675]

Does testosterone actually cause the skin changes that are signaled by the pooners' pink skin? I have not observed this.

Pooner accompanying Reddit screenshot found in the wild View attachment 5008503

Discussion under the posts. The pooners actually get mad at the real man gay guy who's only fault in this was drinking the troon coolaide these idiots are hawking:
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[Law]

Does testosterone actually cause the skin changes that are signaled by the pooners' pink skin?

It would be hilarious if Pumping Iron-era Schwarzenegger turned the color of Pepto-Bismol.

The pooners actually get mad at the real man gay guy

Heads up, gays! Pandering to narcissists will get you nowhere.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.
So, I'm one of the advocates for this thread being reserved for little pink doods and their wacky adventures. But I just had an IRL pooner encounter and it's taking everything I have not to lose my shit. I'm at a convinence store to get smokes and I see someone who has the Dood starter pack. Literal fucking dyed blue hair, gauges, dressed in vaguely "masculine" clothing but betrayed by female fat distribution and hips that even trying for fatgender isn't hiding.
And there's an adult with them who has that look that once you've worked in the industry? You can clock as group home worker who is just done with a client's bullshit.

And then I see their face.

DOWNS. SYNDROME. POONER.

And their poor worker had to keep her from having a spergout at getting misgendered by the indian clerk who clearly had no idea that despite tits they were talking to a "man".
I had to work with a MTF troon in a group home when I was in the industry and they were fucking vile to have to deal with. So I can only fucking imagine what they've had to deal with from this Very Special and Valid Dood.

Holy fucking fuck this just made my goddamn day.

Can confirm they're really fun to work with.

You know how T (the same T they take) makes men really angry and prone to angry outbursts? Well women can't really physically lash out (especially at taller, stronger men) so they just get anxious and prone to out lashes.

 

[Hepativore]

Can confirm they're really fun to work with.

You know how T (the same T they take) makes men really angry and prone to angry outbursts? Well women can't really physically lash out (especially at taller, stronger men) so they just get anxious and prone to out lashes.

The two pooners at my job are always throwing temper tantrums or having emotional outbursts from all of the testosterone that they have been taking...and one of them has lost most of the hair on the top of her head from the HRT and she is only in her early-20's...which is why she always wears a baseball cap.

All of the men at my job warn each other to avoid the toilets for awhile after one of them has used it, because they always make the men's bathroom smell like cheap men's cologne mixed with the fishy stench of bv...presumably as a side effect of their HRT that they are taking.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

All of the men at my job warn each other to avoid the toilets for awhile after one of them has used it, because they always make the men's bathroom smell like cheap men's cologne mixed with the fishy stench of bv...presumably as a side effect of their HRT that they are taking.

this is one instance of when i really dont want to imagine the smell. women sure are disgusting.

 

[Hepativore]

this is one instance of when i really dont want to imagine the smell. women sure are disgusting.

Normal women would not hack their breasts off or wreck havock on themselves with HRT that comes with frightening side-effects. I would not put pooner troons and regular women in the same category.

 

[DumbDude43]

Does testosterone actually cause the skin changes that are signaled by the pooners' pink skin? I have not observed this.

no it doesnt
test makes the skin rougher and thicker and more hairy, but it takes quite a while to kick in
the pink is just an allusion to women generally having lighter and thinner skin which means they blush easier than men

 

[Procrastinhater]

Does testosterone actually cause the skin changes that are signaled by the pooners' pink skin? I have not observed this.

I don't think the trademark pinkness of the Pooner is skin changes so much as Testosterone induced flushing do to increased blood flow and pressure causing surface level capilliaries to increase.
Testosterone definitely causes other skin problems though like acne, oiliness and hair growth, as well as making them stink, by all accounts quite noticeably, although wether this is Testosterone or typical Pooner hygeine, or both I dont know.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Happy easter fellow pooner appreciaters

 

[policemanatee]

women sure are disgusting.

you gay?

 

[Hepativore]

I don't think the trademark pinkness of the Pooner is skin changes so much as Testosterone induced flushing do to increased blood flow and pressure causing surface level capilliaries to increase.
Testosterone definitely causes other skin problems though like acne, oiliness and hair growth, as well as making them stink, by all accounts quite noticeably, although wether this is Testosterone or typical Pooner hygeine, or both I dont know.

Testosterone causes pussy to stereotypically smell like fish because it disrupts the pH level inside the vagina which allows harmful and odorous bacteria to gain a foothold and cause chronic bacterial vaginosis.

 

[Slur Generator]

Testosterone causes pussy to stereotypically smell like fish because it disrupts the pH level inside the vagina which allows harmful and odorous bacteria to gain a foothold and cause chronic bacterial vaginosis.

"There's flies all over me." Yea, because your crotch is rotting! That bacon will also not help with the smell, but i guess that will just be the usual "manly" stink.
Thats how far i managed to watch before i stopped and purged my youtube history.

 

[Hepativore]

"There's flies all over me." Yea, because your crotch is rotting! That bacon will also not help with the smell, but i guess that will just be the usual "manly" stink.
Thats how far i managed to watch before i stopped and purged my youtube history.

She comes off as being legitimately retarded. If your vagina stinks even after you come out of the shower, maybe that is a sign that you should stop taking HRT. Her entire place must smell like rotten fish the moment she takes her underwear off when she undresses.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Behold!
Pooner god feels pretty!

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