Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Wendy Wheelchair]

I have Osteogenesis Imperfecta

LMFAO that's the same thing Hotwheels has. Seems to have the most mild form considering that she's not in a wheelchair and has normal posture from the look of things. The retarded thing, though, is that taking T will give her osteoporosis on top of her already brittle bones. She's gonna turn to dust in a decade. You'd think that'd be a bigger health risk than "being uncomfortable in your body", but looks like the Dutch don't give a shit and would rather her die young anyways.

She is def dealing with some syndrome that makes the uneasy life of ugly girl a super hard mode.

Ah, yes, because the life of an ugly man is MUCH, MUCH easier. Especially a disabled ugly man. They get much more sympathy than women do.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Was assigned female
But I failed that assignment
So now I must poon

 

[A tree]

Forgive me if someone has posted this already I'm several pages of pooners behind. What level of poonception is this?
Gay man spends 300k on poon-a-like surgery.

 

[Hepativore]

Forgive me if someone has posted this already I'm several pages of pooners behind. What level of poonception is this?
Gay man spends 300k on poon-a-like surgery.
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He looks like an Asian man trying to be a pickaninny. All he needs to do is paint his face black to look like a minstrel performer.

 

[*distant thrum*]

Good call - leave her alone! She's adorable and doing her thing.

I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out that accent. Some of sounded like "Indian heritage person raised in London," some American, some Irish. ...she's actually Dutch.

And here are answers on her condition, from her site:

I was going to edit my original post to add similar information but the editing timer ran out. So instead I'm going to say after scrolling through her twitter a bit I just got kinda sad, this just seems like a profoundly lonely person just doing her thing but at the same time being desperately failed by her network and the system. Reading her feed is like walking through a mall at night, she's live tweeting her reactions to books and TV shows but there's no engagement. All I could think about while looking at it was why wasn't she chatting with friends about this stuff privately instead of yelling into the abyss of twitter and getting nothing but echos, hell even Kiwis have shared movie night even if it's not in person. Becoming trans may have been an attempt to hook up with what seemed like a pre-built and default accepting community but it's not working. Whatever doctor put her on T even knowing about her condition instead of therapy should legitimately do a flip in minecraft, all this trans shit feels like a loophole in the no human experimentation rule. I only hope she finds a healthy community and doesn't become a miserable crippled nugget like Hot Wheels.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Forgive me if someone has posted this already I'm several pages of pooners behind. What level of poonception is this?
Gay man spends 300k on poon-a-like surgery.
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oh shit, its the male version of kikomi. A bio-trans man

 

[Law]

He spent 300k to look like that? Can he get a refund?

 

[Dr. Funk]

She's gonna turn to dust in a decade. You'd think that'd be a bigger health risk than "being uncomfortable in your body", but looks like the Dutch don't give a shit and would rather her die young anyways.

But remember, denying someone hormones and surgery for literally any reason if they've decided they want them is LITERAL GENOCIDE!

 

[scathefire]

Forgive me if someone has posted this already I'm several pages of pooners behind. What level of poonception is this?
Gay man spends 300k on poon-a-like surgery.
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Blaire White, for all the times I've accused you of trying to look like a blowup doll, I apologize. This guy takes the ultimate cake.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

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Blaire White, for all the times I've accused you of trying to look like a blowup doll, I apologize. This guy takes the ultimate cake.

As a gay man, I do NOT see any value in prolapse lips. In fact, I know not a single man who would want to kiss that, yet women and gay men do this shit all the time. Pooner-syndrome.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

As a gay man, I do NOT see any value in prolapse lips. In fact, I know not a single man who would want to kiss that, yet women and gay men do this shit all the time. Pooner-syndrome.

yeah i want to murder whomever started that lip trend, god they look so hideous and i hate when what would be a decent looking woman does that to her face.

 

[Space Police]

Chonky, sad dood:

Poonhaj:

Pooner takes her pills:

Pooner snake feeding:

Pooner spends some quality time with her dad:

Spoiler: NSFW/NSFL Pooners

Pooner trap:

Pooner gets punished:

Pooner on the rope:

 

[romaine_lettuce]

Found a pooner posting w a doll they made. Don't think they realize the connotation...

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Chonky, sad dood:
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[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Where's the template? I want to see Kiwifarms draw the pooner.

 

[Sissyagamben]

HRT can also cause chronic yeast infections. It must be horrible for women to be a perpetual stinky, itchy, and burning mess down there just so you can unsuccessfully LARP as a male.

Umm akturally Men=Smelling stinky so aktually its duper hecking gender ewphoric to be stinky you fucking bigot

Whatever doctor put her on T even knowing about her condition instead of therapy should legitimately do a flip in minecraft

further support for my tinfoil that it's eugenics against the defective and deficient

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Where's the template? I want to see Kiwifarms draw the pooner.

Found it!

 

[Glowie]

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.
So, I'm one of the advocates for this thread being reserved for little pink doods and their wacky adventures. But I just had an IRL pooner encounter and it's taking everything I have not to lose my shit. I'm at a convinence store to get smokes and I see someone who has the Dood starter pack. Literal fucking dyed blue hair, gauges, dressed in vaguely "masculine" clothing but betrayed by female fat distribution and hips that even trying for fatgender isn't hiding.
And there's an adult with them who has that look that once you've worked in the industry? You can clock as group home worker who is just done with a client's bullshit.

And then I see their face.

DOWNS. SYNDROME. POONER.

And their poor worker had to keep her from having a spergout at getting misgendered by the indian clerk who clearly had no idea that despite tits they were talking to a "man".
I had to work with a MTF troon in a group home when I was in the industry and they were fucking vile to have to deal with. So I can only fucking imagine what they've had to deal with from this Very Special and Valid Dood.

Holy fucking fuck this just made my goddamn day.

Did you meet Mr Coolest Ice?

 

[PBR Streetgang]

1950s aspic mold paschal lamb pooner wishes you all a happy Easter!!

 

[TremendousBoredom]

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