Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

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Found it!

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Attach my png damnit

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Just discovered a Pixar short about a yarn ball pooner!

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Catching up on this thread after some time away.

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Behold! Aidenus Nazarenus Rex Poonarum
If God is real, I'm so fucked.

Now all we need is for one of our talented artist Kiwis to do a Pooner Pietà with Alice as Mary sorrowfully holding the corpse of her heckin' valid li'l dood, who bleeds from his five wounds and also his ax-wound, and wears a crown of thorns T-shots.

I'm not sure how I could make something like that funny enough for a thread though, its dark. If anyone isn't familiar, here's Chapter 34 of Fraziers Golden Bough where he describes the practises of the Cult of Attis and Cybele when they were brought to Rome
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Reading all that gave me an idea for a horror-Pooner art prompt: a bunch of li'l pooners dancing around an image of the many-breasted Magna Mater (actually Alice wearing multiple size-Z breast forms), at which the pooners are ecstatically hurling their freshly yeeted teats.

For reference, some examples of what such images looked like (although modern scholarship apparently suggests they're not actually supposed to be breasts):


For a lighter and softer version, the pooners are throwing their packers at the goddess, and congratulating each other on becoming valid li'l eunuch doods, like that insane IRL "drag queen" LARPer pooner featured early in the thread. "Finally learning how to barbecue sever my genitalia in ecstatic religious frenzy with the boys feeling a lot of euphoria!"


...I think... I think this thread may be starting to affect me mentally.

further support for my tinfoil that it's eugenics against the defective and deficient

The same thought has crossed my mind. It was a stroke of mad Nazi genius to figure out how to trick the defectives into voluntarily sterilizing themselves. It's not eugenics, it's affirming!

 

[TremendousBoredom]

 

[lolnah]

Did you meet Mr Coolest Ice?

At least have the chutzpah to tag her @Mr. Cool ICE , tbh she belongs in this thread anyway

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

The OG Pooner.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[PBR Streetgang]

how the fuck does that happen
are downies allowed internet access in their tard homes? are they even capable of using it on their own and understanding what's going on? can they even read and write?

The same way six years olds get into drag and cats become vegan. Someone in their life is encouraging it. I recall some radfem Tumblr a few years back posting info a downie who had her breasts amputated because her caregivers encouraged this shit.

Does testosterone actually cause the skin changes that are signaled by the pooners' pink skin? I have not observed this.

People express doubts about this, but I've seen it casually remarked upon for years, even in a thread or two on the farms. It's not like some massive tell or common thing, but it happens often enough that even they notice "hey, some of us get flushed when we go on HRT."

 

[Pink Faggot]

The feeling I get looking at these things is like after sniffing a freshly picked scab.

 

[Hepativore]

Somebody here should make a pooner in the style of a Garbage Pail Kids card.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

yeah i want to murder whomever started that lip trend, god they look so hideous and i hate when what would be a decent looking woman does that to her face.

It's a bizarre trend to us. I dont know a single guy who thinks lip fillers look good and we all immediately notice when a girl gets them. It's extremely unattractive. Any KF girls want to chime in with their perspective?

 

[Slur Generator]

It's a bizarre trend to us. I dont know a single guy who thinks lip fillers look good and we all immediately notice when a girl gets them. It's extremely unattractive. Any KF girls want to chime in with their perspective?

Everyone that i've personally talked to thinks they look like dogshit but the people that are into bimbos will pay BIG money for it. The more degraded the whore looks the better. Thats the whole appeal of bimbo lovers. See this freak whos boob exploded https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...ls-38J-implant-bursts-left-alien-uniboob.html

Same thing for boob implants. I don't want to say that everyone that gets them is a idiot because some women have tits so ugly that i'd classify it as a deformity but they are rare. Guys that are obsessed with big boobs while ignoring the shape and feel are retards anyway.

 

[RotPockets]

Everyone that i've personally talked to thinks they look like dogshit but the people that are into bimbos will pay BIG money for it. The more degraded the whore looks the better. Thats the whole appeal of bimbo lovers. See this freak whos boob exploded https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...ls-38J-implant-bursts-left-alien-uniboob.html

Same thing for boob implants. I don't want to say that everyone that gets them is a idiot because some women have tits so ugly that i'd classify it as a deformity but they are rare. Guys that are obsessed with big boobs while ignoring the shape and feel are retards anyway.

Spoiler: Big Poppa

Hope this acceptable here.

Spoiler: Spicy California Rolls

 

[TremendousBoredom]

A daily reminder from a liddle dood, in case you're feeling down.

 

[Inside your walls]

I can't quote posts but, after seeing @Procrastinhater's post about Cult of Attis and Cybele, with @Nanashi no kiwi suggesting
to draw a pooner Magna Mater, I really wanted to draw this.

I've had a similar idea of drawing a pooner version of Goddess Kali (with having skirt made out of penises and having a necklace made out of other pooners while standing on an Alice, who'd be the Shiva in the drawing), but this should suffice.


I tweaked Magna Mater's design for drawing to have more pooner aspects such as the potted plant replacing the castle headwear, rats instead of bear cubs (?) and putting bull beanie plushies to compensate for
not having the OG bulls on the dress because I seen that lots of FtMs, that aren't exclusive to pooners have this fixation on beanie plushies and other plushies (very manly btw).

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Spoiler: Card's at it again

 

[CrispyLegs]

Oh no, Lil Pooner been robbing from the maternity ward

 

[TremendousBoredom]

 

[Procrastinhater]

I can't quote posts but, after seeing @Procrastinhater's post about Cult of Attis and Cybele, with @Nanashi no kiwi suggesting
to draw a pooner Magna Mater, I really wanted to draw this.

I've had a similar idea of drawing a pooner version of Goddess Kali (with having skirt made out of penises and having a necklace made out of other pooners while standing on an Alice, who'd be the Shiva in the drawing), but this should suffice.
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I tweaked Magna Mater's design for drawing to have more pooner aspects such as the potted plant replacing the castle headwear, rats instead of bear cubs (?) and putting bull beanie plushies to compensate for
not having the OG bulls on the dress because I seen that lots of FtMs, that aren't exclusive to pooners have this fixation on beanie plushies and other plushies (very manly btw).

Holy shit thats amazing
The Magna Pooner!
You nailed it I love the little Bull plushies and the Ratty Bois on her arms, and the Pooner Priests dancing around, its fantastic!

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Spoiler: nsfw