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The flab bounce is hypnotic. It's like visual asmr.
Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related
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The flab bounce is hypnotic. It's like visual asmr.
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Gender Euphoria
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Might I suggest a nice cheese 'stash and a lanyard hanging from a belt loop or back pocket.
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Oh that sounds like a lovely and extremely hygienic place and not at all like somewhere you're likely to slip over in a mixture of shit, cum and lube and land on an HIV infected needle.
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Yet Pooners are constantly trying to get in.
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Fisting Parties are Heccin' Validating dood.
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It's part of the pre-grindr Gay culture experience that a lot of gay men are trying to move away from. So of course it becomes a source of validation.
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I love this so much. I'd totally play Poonmin 2.
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Everytime I think of that shit I just picture that Pooner from the story about the Fag orgy repulsing all the gay doods as she walks through the house and then locking herself in the bathroom to cry.
So heccin' manly.
Mantastic, you might say.
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Even pooners think she was being an idiot. Only 2 months on T, no top or bottom surgery...yes, go to a hook up party, show your tits and expect them to take your word you're "totally a guy".
And then fucking go cry in the goddamn bathroom like a little bitch.
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Space Police
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This post needs to be preserved in the Louvre.
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Oooohhh!!! Now I get why Alice is in charge of taking care of the pooners!
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I went to a local gardening store and the cashier was a pooner wearing the boymoder® sweater!
I'm not one to make small talk but I made a comment to the pooner saying "It must be hot under the sweater" because it was very warm and Pooner was the only staff wearing a sweater. They responded by saying that the indoor part of the shop gets chilly because of the AC with a t-voice that could be compared to Kermit the frog on helium. I think the pooner felt a bit shy being called out for wearing their boymoder® sweater. When they handed me back my change, the coins were all sweaty. poor little dood seemed to be overheating :/ Dood must've been 5'1 max and had doe-like eyes.
Interacting with pooners is an odd experience because they desire to appear as "masc" but they're so meek and
lack confidence and can't maintain direct eye contact for more than 1 second. Their crippling self-awareness and
romanticism of being "one of the guys" might be fueling a fire of pent-up anger which may be a catalyst for them to
Audrey-Hale-max in the future if they haven't 41% themselves by then. I hope I don't get hate crimed by a roided-up pooner that is at their wits.
It's weird though, Butch women seem to be more comfortable in their own skin and accept the fact that they are women who happen to prefer presenting and acting more masculine. They're not trying to pass like Pooners are, rather they are just being themselves. It seems that butch women are way more manly and confident than any roided up ftm pooner will ever be.
I made a quick depiction of what will happen if you poke fun at a Pooner on a day they feel ultra dysphoric.
I'm not one to make small talk but I made a comment to the pooner saying "It must be hot under the sweater" because it was very warm and Pooner was the only staff wearing a sweater. They responded by saying that the indoor part of the shop gets chilly because of the AC with a t-voice that could be compared to Kermit the frog on helium. I think the pooner felt a bit shy being called out for wearing their boymoder® sweater. When they handed me back my change, the coins were all sweaty. poor little dood seemed to be overheating :/ Dood must've been 5'1 max and had doe-like eyes.
Interacting with pooners is an odd experience because they desire to appear as "masc" but they're so meek and
lack confidence and can't maintain direct eye contact for more than 1 second. Their crippling self-awareness and
romanticism of being "one of the guys" might be fueling a fire of pent-up anger which may be a catalyst for them to
Audrey-Hale-max in the future if they haven't 41% themselves by then. I hope I don't get hate crimed by a roided-up pooner that is at their wits.
It's weird though, Butch women seem to be more comfortable in their own skin and accept the fact that they are women who happen to prefer presenting and acting more masculine. They're not trying to pass like Pooners are, rather they are just being themselves. It seems that butch women are way more manly and confident than any roided up ftm pooner will ever be.
I made a quick depiction of what will happen if you poke fun at a Pooner on a day they feel ultra dysphoric.
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Nah.
They smell like Vicodin and low tide at the pier.
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wtf I also went to the gardening store, saw the cashier was wearing a hoodie, and commented that it was hot outside but had a nice cool breeze coming inside. She said someone else had commented about it that day. But she was not a pooner, her hoodie had something girl power-y in tone on the back and blonde hair in a ponytail.
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This simulation is breaking down, they're gonna need to add more RAM.
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