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the following pic is from this post

here are the other pictures in the post

the bottom picture is her casts of her testosterone poisoned clitoris before and after metoidioplasty

Anyway isn't she so sweet? Just so dood-lee


She looks like a particularly inbred hick.
 
Draw two pooners in Calarts style recently. I know the Calarts style trend is dead, but I would just flow with it and have fun.
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...this gives me an idea for a new drawing prompt if any of our talented artists want to try their hand at it:

Air Force pooner in the seat of one of those centrifuges for high-g training, being squashed nearly flat against the chair while her necro-phallo is pulled off her body and catapulted away by the centrifugal force. Captioned with "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" in an arc or circular shape over/behind the seat to illustrate motion. Maybe with Alice standing off to one side with a concerned expression saying "I don't know if this is a good idea, pooner..."
Not even close to being a pooner, but I've tried getting AI to generate your image, this is the closest I've got:
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Someone get some vegetable oil, we gotta free the dood from the glue trap! It works on snakes, which are basically badass scaly phallos, it'll work on pooners too.
Fear not! Pooners are specifically designed to survive these situations!

Her oily skin will prevent glue from properly sticking, and any dangly parts will detach to facilitate her escape (no worries, they can be surgically reattached later)

Soon enough most of their acne will pop and release an acidic substance that will free the lil'dood from the sticky substance!

She he will be free to poon once more!
 
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At long last, another offering from the Liddlest Poonshop
Originally believed to be a different species altogether, the scurrypooner has recently been discovered to be a hybrid of the standard L'il Dood and the Common Theyfab capable of breeding true. The Scurrypooner unlike its Pooner ancestor, walks on all four limbs with the front two having semi developed hands capable of some manipulation, though its chubby digits prevent any real fine manipulation. Its back limbs allow him to raise himself up, which you can see when a Scurrypooner begs for treats.

Scurrypoonerss have rounded heads, and the puffy lips that pooners are known for are even more pronounced in scurries. And their hair shows an even brighter range of colors, or in some cases? A scurry will be without hair at all. Continuing the differences, Scurries do not have self harm scar patterns, and the mastectomy pattern is when present? Only in the base "zippertits" pattern though their skin can run a darker and almost purple pink in some cases.

A scurrypooner possesses a poon, but their secretion of poonslime is far less frequent due to the fact that they do not enter a poonsack phase and do not develop the phallo common among the other breeds. While this decreases their value to the showpooner groups, Scurrypooners have recently been popularized in the pet trade due to their relative lack of smell.
Unlike a Liddlest Dood, or a standard pooner, you do not need a special habitat or a room set aside for them. Due to being no larger than a large housecat, they can roam freely and their relative lack of coordination will keep them away from high places. Provide a litterbox for them. and a dish for water and one for gummies dusted lightly with T powder, and a scurry can live a happy healthy life.
That said, a Scurrypooner will still secrete a bit of poonslime, and should the smell get strong? Cleaning with a damp q-tip will prevent its accumulation.

Unlike most Pooners, Scurrypooners are capable of showing affection, and will display a nesting behavior if allowed, enjoying sleeping cuddled up with their fellow scurrypooners and/or their owners. While they lack the ability to mimic and learn human speech, they still have the ability to vocalize the Pooner cry of Dood, and when happy? Will verbalize this while pressing their lips to their owner's legs.

With care and affection, a scurrypooner can live anywhere from 10 to 15 years. They will, if bred give birth to a litter of 1 to 4 poonlets.

Of note is the fact that some companies have begun providing acessories for scurrypooners, hats and shirts since their relative lack of poonslime and lack of freebleeding means they do not require poonpants. The liddlest Poonshop offers a wide range of accessories for your scurrypooner so you have the most valid scurrydood!

The scurries were inspired by the following images.

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I am no master, but I'll try.

The North American Zippertit is a species of bird belonging to bird familiy of Paridae. It has a natural mimicry that tries to disguise it as the natural Pooner to scare away predators. It is 4.1 inches long and often lacks any feathers, hopping around on its hind legs, while its wings have anthropied into stretched earlobe imitations. Aside from the natural "dood" cry of the pooner, it can also mimick the more advanced cries of Aiden, Kaiden and Elliot.
Since the Paridae are a conservative family of birds, these animals seldom get along well with their larger relatives. They are very active, noisy and social, often when allowed near social media. Such is its dedication to maintaining its masculine facade that it will often try to sneaks T-shots from abandoned medical waste contains.

They often find abandoned poonsacks to nest in, and their main diet is worms, which is believed to help them create their distinctive "rotdog" plumage, which is usually overgrown skin filled with fecal matter and has a distinct odour of rotting fish to scare away predators, though the Balding Hon eageles are seldom fooled by this display.
 
Poondrake!


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I wonder if Irish pooners also call themselves Aiden? It's a potato nigger name originally.
Aidan is, Aiden with an E is an angloid bastardisation thereof. That's one way you can spot troons. See also: Caitlín (more properly anglicised Kathleen) vs Caitlyn.
 
We at the Liddlest Poonshop have something special today. While we were going to continue our series on the species of Pooner, we run a rescue for abandoned or surrendered Pooners as well as a store.
Orion here is a case of breeding kink at its worst, but the outcome is happy! Orion's high T levels led to his owner having to dock his phallo, a gorgeous merle pattern. Unfortunately his owner couldn't get this little dood's levels right, and his Breeding Kink Syndrome ran the other way and he became boipreggers. Unable to care for a litter of poonlets, especially one this large? His owner surrendered him.
Monitored around the clock and fed a nutritious diet, our liddle seahorse dad has given birth which we have captured on film. And Orion here is healthy and happy afterwards AND has one of the largest litters on record! Should the poonlets be healthy, we'll be sure to keep you all updated on their progress when they're ready for adoption!

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Not likely, none of irl pooners I know of have jobs that’s even close to manly. You’d think to be a real man they’d at least pretend to want to go in construction, forestry, etc etc, but no, it’s either a barista that asks you what milk alternative you’d like, or some sort of grifting “artist” that do extremely feminine “arts.” The manliest is a bus”boy”, that’s as close to a boy as she can get.

Also if they’re on test and had tit chop, the health deteriorates rapidly. It’s not like smoking cigarettes and your heart and lungs get shit when ur 45, it’s very noticeable and debilitating. No chance in hell they can even past basic training, either for men or women
I'm in a pretty manly job and it's funny watching the new pooner try to be masculine. She calls in all the time despite still being on probation. She apparently throws a huff if she's sent to a position that requires more work. She carries a took kit around her waist, something that even the mechanics don't do. She also always sits at the girls table.

I wonder if she got sooper euphoric about getting into industrial work, only to realize she's being outperformed by 5 foot tall Asian cute coworkers
 
It was an FTM doing drag as a woman granny clown (idfk.) She came out in a life jacket and tube and stripped to pasties with the clown face. Insinuating a picnic, she pulled a can of Bud Lite from her cooler (crowd cheered) and drank it then got naked. Nice body, surprisingly. Anyway, let's all be glad that can wasn't sat on.
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