Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Now I want a MOTU pooner called (He/him)-Man with Alice as Skeletor!
I thought Dylan would make a better Skeletor. Sorry.
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The pooner caricatures look like rejected Super Monkey Ball characters. I might pitch this to Sega. I'd love to see a new Super Monkey Ball game with a brand new pooner character in it that goes "DOOOOD!".

Edit: I'm sorry, I'm not good at drawing :'(
As a fan of Super Monkey Ball, I live for this. Thank you.
 
In keeping with one of the the original purposes of the 'Zoo, to collect and house Pooners that find themselves scattered across the site, I'm rounding up a Pooner from the Ellen Page thread, the Pooner King herself
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Lmfao the pained expression rendered beautifully.


Tina would 1000% p'out. And then the exposure to other troons in her new circle would relentlessly propagandise the younger two into doing it too.
 
Lmfao the pained expression rendered beautifully.


Tina would 1000% p'out. And then the exposure to other troons in her new circle would relentlessly propagandise the younger two into doing it too.
Gene's too happy go lucky and comfortable being himself to troon out, at worst he'd crossdress for a bit but wouldn't expect anyone to take him seriously and would be doing it for fun.
 
Re- posting my somewhat pedestrian steal from r/ftm in the hopes that the user who made wonderful art can repost and I can again feel joy.

Anyway, a suitor takes a shine to lil pooner. Lil pooner is devastated because she only wants love from women who larp as gay men.
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I'm still shipping it and the response art was truly lovely.

ETA: the artist was @سلیمان عثمان
 
This Reddit thread is fucking gross: -

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What do they even mean? These are people without dicks. Some of the advice is crazy too, such as "A little dab of water-based numbing lubricant and a soft washcloth or wet wipe", which has 24 upvotes. WTF???
Aren't these stupid faggots aware of the marvelous habit of showering ?! And cleaning your genitals with running water while doing it?!
 
This Reddit thread is fucking gross: -

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What do they even mean? These are people without dicks. Some of the advice is crazy too, such as "A little dab of water-based numbing lubricant and a soft washcloth or wet wipe", which has 24 upvotes. WTF???
I think she's probably just larping and being gross, cause doods are gross and GNARLY, dude! They talk about dick cheese and hot bitches and sex all teh time dooderino!

... Either that or this bitch doesn't wash her pussy. Vaginas can build up smegma too. It's actually understandable she wouldn't wanna touch her roided out clitoris because it's too sensitive; they are supposed to be small for a reason, because that body part is very fucking sensitive! I can't imagine having one of those metoidoplasty where they detach the clit from the hood, that sounds like pure hell. There's a reason the body protects it with the clitoral hood.

Can someone make a pooner with a cock cage?
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More weird fetish stuff.
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And of course they have gauges.
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Is 300 plus lbs, but can walk miles without effort.
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But is worried about navigating a college campus.
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An idealized-self portrait.
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GOD pooners are such comedic relief from the other insane troons bitching for trans rights. Yes little pooner get a miniature cock cage for your miniature dick, you'll feel like such a valid gay doooood! Also this is the first troon I've seen admit that being fat helps her dysphoria.
 
Can someone make a pooner with a cock cage?
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She is considering "bottom surgery" just to put her rotdog in a chastity belt?

That'd be taking a surgically-created appendage with questionable circulation, already numb, and compressing it with metal or plastic for long periods of time.

I'm no vascular surgeon but that sounds like a really poor decision.

The rotdog is already kind of a permanent cock cage, if you consider that you're sewing a pound of numb flesh over the flayed remnants of an actual clitoris. Didn't Kevin Gibes say the same thing about his neovagina, that it made "clitoral erections" feel like wearing a chastity belt (positive)?
 
She is considering "bottom surgery" just to put her rotdog in a chastity belt?

That'd be taking a surgically-created appendage with questionable circulation, already numb, and compressing it with metal or plastic for long periods of time.

I'm no vascular surgeon but that sounds like a really poor decision.

The rotdog is already kind of a permanent cock cage, if you consider that you're sewing a pound of numb flesh over the flayed remnants of an actual clitoris. Didn't Kevin Gibes say the same thing about his neovagina, that it made "clitoral erections" feel like wearing a chastity belt (positive)?
She'd need a micro rotdog to do this anyways, pretty sure the whole point of a chastity cage is that you can't get hard. So it couldn't be more than 2 inches probably.
 
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