Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Aunt Carol]

pretty sure the whole point of a chastity cage is that you can't get hard.

Ooh, good point. She doesn't even need a cock cage, really.

She could get the rotdog, get the ED implant, and then put a cage over the pump hidden in one side of her neo-scrotum so she can't activate her boner.

Erotic.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Ooh, good point. She doesn't even need a cock cage, really.

She could get the rotdog, get the ED implant, and then put a cage over the pump hidden in one side of her neo-scrotum so she can't activate her boner.

Erotic.

Stop feeding into their fetish Carol, you're literally breaking new kink ground!!!!!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Stop feeding into their fetish Carol, you're literally breaking new kink ground!!!!!

I know you're kidding, but the majority of the people with robo-boners are old dudes with more money than sense who want to get it up for their creepy age-gap girlfriend.

Market this right, maybe to the findommes, and it could be a goldmine.

 

[Piss Bear]

Ooh, good point. She doesn't even need a cock cage, really.

She could get the rotdog, get the ED implant, and then put a cage over the pump hidden in one side of her neo-scrotum so she can't activate her boner.

Erotic.

You know what? I'm gonna use their own terminology against them. I'm just shitting out words though don't take it too seriously.

Transgender people are appropriating gay culture. This woman right here has seen gay men wearing chastity cages in porn or in yaoi, and so she has stolen the idea and wants to do it herself. Gay people have worked very hard to even have the right to marry, and straight women and straight men are masquerading as them and trying to sleep with them. That's bullshit, and also fetishistic, and stupid. A woman cannot know what it's like to grow up attracted to men as a boy, it's NORMAL for her to be attracted to men, for fuck's sake. And the same for men. It's NORMAL for them to be attracted to women, no matter what gender they think they are.

They can masquerade as the opposite sex all they like, but they will never truly experience the life of the opposite sex, only the life of a drugged out and mutilated shell of their former sex.

 

[Hepativore]

There are two pooners at my job, one of whom has finally saved up enough money to go get a phalloplasty. I do not know what type of phalloplasty she is getting, as I am hearing this secondhand from her pooner subordinate she is grooming (she is a manager) but the HRT has made the former look like a female Gollum from the Lord of the Rings movies as most of her hair is gone and she has a very emaciated look as she is very thin.

It is going to be a lot quieter with her gone as she is prone to throwing temper tantrums. However, I wonder how long she is going to be on leave, and I wonder if the phallo will leave her too crippled to do her job anymore at where I work.

I would not be surprised if she will start referring to her "dick" as her "preciousssss" when she comes back.

This who situation is both funny and sad...especially when you consider this is a person in her early-20's who is blowing thousands of dollars on this. I do not know where these people get the money at such a young age.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Transgender people are appropriating gay culture. This woman right here has seen gay men wearing chastity cages in porn or in yaoi, and so she has stolen the idea and wants to do it herself.

Right about here, or possibly earlier, the average pooner would start yelling at you that she is a gay man, therefore she isn't appropriating anything, therefore you are a BIOESSENTIALIST and also of course a TRANSPHOBE.

But you're right: she wants something she's seen (or read) in porn. Maybe that's how you convince her she's not a real man: if a man watched too much porn and started demanding something unlikely/impossible, he'd get judged for it.

especially when you consider this is a person in her early-20's who is blowing thousands of dollars on this. I do not know where these people get the money at such a young age.

Credit cards, maybe? If she defaults, it's not like the credit card company can repossess a phalloplasty.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Ok guys, picture this: two doods working as waiters a hamburger themed restaurant, short hair, beard, no adam's apple, high pitched voice, colored t-shirts with the restaurant logo and trying to act as a stereptypical faggot, except even more effemminate.

 

[Chandelier]

I think I found a dood

https://youtube.com/@NoahSamsen?feature=shared

That is Breadtube Gary Ridgeway, a nice and gentle male feminist known for once having beef with Vanessa Vokey and lobbied to get her permabanned after the Samantha Lux attack video. He's the one who privated his debatebro video after Vaush complained, and is currently waiting on the sex pest scandal that inevitably affects all left wing male feminists. It helps he is an LA cockroach.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Oh god you reminded me of this other dating show. Poor gay lad is promised "we've got a lovely man for you" and gets set up with a dood.

Fat ass - check
Flat frontal area - check
Pants belted high around waist - check
There is nothing at all about her that would make anyone think she's anything other than a young woman.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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Fat ass - check
Flat frontal area - check
Pants belted high around waist - check
There is nothing at all about her that would make anyone think she's anything other than a young woman.

Yeah, I'd have assumed she was a soft butch lesbian. Probably would've tried to hit on her back when I was her age and she'd have recorded a TikTok crying in her room about how a horrible cis woman thought she was a lezzer and invalidated her lovely man identity.

 

[Marche]

This Reddit thread is fucking gross: -

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https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/16cjeoz/help_how_to_clean_dick_cheese/

https://archive.ph/rm0yK

What do they even mean? These are people without dicks. Some of the advice is crazy too, such as "A little dab of water-based numbing lubricant and a soft washcloth or wet wipe", which has 24 upvotes. WTF???

I've been male all my life and never had Dick cheese and my penis is fully intact.
This is disgusting, why would it be too sensitive? this sounds more like an infection.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I've been male all my life and never had Dick cheese and my penis is fully intact.
This is disgusting, why would it be too sensitive? this sounds more like an infection.

Clits have double the nerves as the end of a penis and they aren't meant to be roided up and huge like these pooners. The pooners get special compounded DHT cream from Cyprus to put on their clits, which makes them too big to be protected by the clitoral hood which is the female version of a foreskin.

https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/OopTxboW2wI

 

[Procrastinhater]

do not know where these people get the money at such a young age.

These freaks are the reasons insurance premiums are going up. Insurance pays for most of their shit, they only have a small amount to pay, and as a result human beings have their premiums go up to where they struggle to afford it, or they get rejected for procedures they really need because some fucking gender freak takes priority.
It's disgusting and makes them very easy to hate, especially if you've had family that's had a fucking fight with their insurance company for a genuinely "life saving" procedure and then you see these utter freaks getting entirely cosmetic surgeries that often make them permanent patients (and here we have the real reason companies are happy to channel these abominations into the system) without any hassle at all.

Credit cards, maybe? If she defaults, it's not like the credit card company can repossess a phalloplasty.

I remember watching a movie with Jude Law and Forest Whitaker about a pair of repo dudes in some corporate dystopia hell where people got medical procedures on finance and if they didn't keep up with the payments these two serial killing niggers got sent out to repo the organ transplants.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I remember watching a movie with Jude Law and Forest Whitaker about a pair of repo dudes in some corporate dystopia hell where people got medical procedures on finance and if they didn't keep up with the payments these two serial killing niggers got sent out to repo the organ transplants.

Repo Men.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Repo Men.

That's the one. Crazy shit, and probably Jeff Bezos or that Zuckberg robots idea of Corporate Utopia.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I thought you meant The Genetic Opera but that film actually looks interesting and not fucking insufferable quirky theatre kid shit.

 

[Hepativore]

I thought you meant The Genetic Opera but that film actually looks interesting and not fucking insufferable quirky theatre kid shit.

Repo Men is a movie adaptation of Repo: The Genetic Opera, as in the original opera production, people were getting their lab-grown bioengineered organs repossessed instead of artificial cybernetic ones like in the movie.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Repo Men is a movie adaptation of Repo: The Genetic Opera, as in the original opera production, people were getting their lab-grown bioengineered organs repossessed instead of artificial cybernetic ones like in the movie.

I don't believe that's accurate; it's one of those A Bug's Life/Antz coincidences. Repo Men is based off of a book.

The important thing is that neither of them are at all related to Repo Man (1984), and I hadn't been as disappointed since Hollywood made another Crash.

 

[Hepativore]

I don't believe that's accurate; it's one of those A Bug's Life/Antz coincidences. Repo Men is based off of a book.

The important thing is that neither of them are at all related to Repo Man (1984), and I hadn't been as disappointed since Hollywood made another Crash.

Crash as in the 2004 Sandra Bullock movie, or the 1996 movie by David Cronenberg? I refuse to see the former, but I thought the latter was quite interesting even if I never read the book. Unfortunately, everybody seems to think of the former when they hear the title of the latter movie even if they have nothing to do with each other.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Crash as in the 2004 Sandra Bullock movie, or the 1996 movie by David Cronenberg?

You understand my point entirely! When the Crash about social injustice came out, I did a lot of eavesdropping, perking up and then sad realization.

If someone sat David Cronenberg down and showed him this Pooner thread, he'd start nodding and taking notes. (He doesn't need to see the SRS Disasters thread; he's basically covered that already.)