Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hepativore]

ParasiteDick/Nuigi got flies in her rotdog, possibly when her hardon device eroded out and she went swimming.
Well maybe not flies, but some kind of Parasitic infestation that ate most of her 'dog until if concertina'd down to a fraction of its old size.

I was being facetious.

 

[cybertoaster]

I can't imagine being friends with this kind of person. They seem exhausting as fuck to be around.
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>birdy.blossom

What a heckin' manly name dood!

And to think 60 years ago she would be lobotomized...

Keep in mind this is all what they THINK being male is like when it just becomes more clear that they did not pay much attention to male human anatomy in sex ed class, nor did they seem to have much interaction with how actual men actually think like male relatives and friends.

Pooners who are into this dick cheese shit should be forced to deepthroat a hobo, see if they like that trouser camembert...

 

[Hepativore]

>birdy.blossom

What a heckin' manly name dood!

And to think 60 years ago she would be lobotomized...

Pooners who are into this dick cheese shit should be forced to deepthroat a hobo, see if they like that trouser camembert...

I suppose this is no worse than all of the troons who obsess about getting their "period" when periods sound like a massive pain in the ass to deal with and most women hate getting them other than some third-wave "feminists" or weirdos doing disgusting shit with menstrual blood on Tumblr/Witchblr.

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

TikTok advice!

I'm super late to this, but I only now caught up with the thread. This post has convinced me that trans ideology is literally demonic. I'm not even remotely religious, but I can't think of any other word for it. It is destructive, corrupting, and seeks to destroy beauty wherever it can be found.

A normal, girly, attractive young woman has been convinced to chop off her genitals in order to be "non-binary," a thing that does not and cannot exist and makes no sense. She has permanently ruined her life in order to fit in with a cult. If I were to sit down and engineer an ideology to be pure evil, to be as destructive as possible, I could not possibly do better than this. If I were a monk thinking about what Satan himself would teach in an attempt to annihilate civilization, it would be that video. "Demonic" is the only word. This is as bad as human sacrifice.

There's a lot of discussion in this thread about whether or not we should feel sorry for pooners. While it's true that they do this to themselves, and their doody li'l tears are often hilarious, I can't help but view them as victims of a cult. It seems distressingly easy to convince young women to do things like this to themselves. I now know two attractive, girly early-20s women IRL who have been social contagioned into believing they're "non-binary"--and both have received double mastectomies.

You need zipper tits in order be an enby? Why? Who said tits were binary? Are you for real?

That video, and the others like it, is funny in a cringy way. But holy shit it makes me so furious. And she's not even as bad as most of them; at least she isn't a real pooner, poisoning herself with testosterone, which means there's still some hope for her to recover and have a normal life. For most of the people in this thread, they are way past any chance of detransitioning.

I feel like someone stumbling onto the corpses at Jonestown. I am definitely mad at the internet right now.

 

[Terffals]

You need zipper tits in order be an enby? Why? Who said tits were binary? Are you for real?

Me asking these questions got me ejected from my lifelong group of friends.

And my pooner friend, who id long convinced was one of the good ones - tried to pass, none of the non binary crap - fell absolutely to pieces when I told her point blank that none of the things she did to her body made her any more of a man, and that maybe she should consider the link between her traumatic growing up as a lesbian in a strict Asian Christian household and her self-hatred of womanhood. She would constantly rant about how her sister who married and has kids was the golden child. Or how her relationship with her mother improved once she “came out” as a straight boy.

AND THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME FROGGY VOICE! Girl!!! That’s not a masculine voice! That’s SPECIFICALLY the voice of a woman abusing steroids!!! FUCK.

YEAH, I’m mad too.

 

[Imp]

A pooner wants to know if her back looks masculine

Spoiler: Judge for yourself

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Can someone make a pooner with a cock cage?

I feel like I should burn my notebook now but I did it for you in the name of solidarity among agriculturalists.
Results are sub optimal, sorry.

Spoiler: Gross

I have scoured the thread to check if this valid seahorse dad was already posted.

Is it just my lying eyes or can you see her mastectomy scars under the body paint?

 

[Hepativore]

I feel like I should burn my notebook now but I did it for you in the name of solidarity among agriculturalists.
Results are sub optimal, sorry.

Spoiler: Gross

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I have scoured the thread to check if this valid seahorse dad was already posted.
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Is it just my lying eyes or can you see her mastectomy scars under the body paint?

See, in any halfway sane society, her kid would be taken away as soon as it is born on the grounds of being an unfit mother due to mental illness.

I hope she is not taking HRT during gestation.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I can't imagine being friends with this kind of person. They seem exhausting as fuck to be around.
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They all tell my story and I think it's really beautiful that you can see my history on my skin

What history? That you are a sad, easily manipulated, self-hating woman who masks insecurity with impulsive decisions. I don't need you to be shirtless for me to see that. I can see it in your eyes.

 

[Jacques1194]

I have scoured the thread to check if this valid seahorse dad was already posted.

Is it just my lying eyes or can you see her mastectomy scars under the body paint?

To this day i have never understood how TIFs need to chop their breasts off because it reminds them of being female, and makes them suicidal, ,but getting pregnant, and giving birth somehow doesn't.I even had TRAs arguing with me about this Logan TIF that because she at her core rationalized the idea that men can be pregnant, and therefore sees that being pregnant does not affirm her womenhood that she's able to alleviate cognitive dissonance in her own mind.As long as she's being considered/treated as a man throughout her pregnancy so that her gender is still being affirmed then its ok.
If gender is a meaningless social construct, why do they need to transition at all? Why can’t they stay as they are but believe they are a man? After all, if the only thing that matters is how they rationalize it or what gender means specifically to them like these people implied, then they’re good to go.There's no need to conform to what others would think. They are now self-assured in their identity bc everyone has their own specific definitions.So how is chopping off your breast gender affirming, when there's TIFs who probably dont get theirs removed because they'd argue that having breasts don't take away their manhood?

 

[Space Police]

To this day i have never understood how TIFs need to chop their breasts off because it reminds them of being female, and makes them suicidal, ,but getting pregnant, and giving birth somehow doesn't.

I have several hypotheses for this:

• The trans movement needed to say pregnancy isn't an innately female trait while breasts are to validate the TIMs. The TIMs can convince themselves they're women with their tubular self-induced gynecomastia moobs and call that female anatomy since "men can get pregnant too and real men don't want breasts!"
• The "pregnant man" stuff can be used as fetish material for coomers. The promotion of pregnant TIFs is a signal to predatory men saying "Here are some pick-me not-like-the-other-girls women who will be barefoot and pregnant for you!"
• The visibility of pregnant TIFs reinforces the trans movement's push for language like "birthing bodies" and "bleeders" so that their goal of degrading women is furthered.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

To this day i have never understood how TIFs need to chop their breasts off because it reminds them of being female, and makes them suicidal, ,but getting pregnant, and giving birth somehow doesn't

They don't want to be men. They want to be trans. They get the titchop, bask in the glow of the attention for a bit, then get pregnant and get in the news.

 

[Poonocchio]

Probably been said so clock me. Got round to watching Evil Dead Rise and there was a heckin' Pooner in muh horror. I originally thought the other girl in it was, turns out she's not but they still crammed one in there!

 

[Male Idiot]

A bit off topic, but as a chinese gay tourist proved, homeless smegma is one hell of a drug for the LGBTABC community. The Sucky Phantom strikes!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Probably been said so clock me. Got round to watching Evil Dead Rise and there was a heckin' Pooner in muh horror. I originally thought the other girl in it was, turns out she's not but they still crammed one in there! View attachment 5359301

She is also playing Corby in the One Piece live action series.


But he will grow up at some point and become a man so she is going to get replaced by a male actor.


Pooners can only play underage boys.

 

[Piss Bear]

To this day i have never understood how TIFs need to chop their breasts off because it reminds them of being female, and makes them suicidal, ,but getting pregnant, and giving birth somehow doesn't.I even had TRAs arguing with me about this Logan TIF that because she at her core rationalized the idea that men can be pregnant, and therefore sees that being pregnant does not affirm her womenhood that she's able to alleviate cognitive dissonance in her own mind.As long as she's being considered/treated as a man throughout her pregnancy so that her gender is still being affirmed then its ok.
If gender is a meaningless social construct, why do they need to transition at all? Why can’t they stay as they are but believe they are a man? After all, if the only thing that matters is how they rationalize it or what gender means specifically to them like these people implied, then they’re good to go.There's no need to conform to what others would think. They are now self-assured in their identity bc everyone has their own specific definitions.So how is chopping off your breast gender affirming, when there's TIFs who probably dont get theirs removed because they'd argue that having breasts don't take away their manhood?

Because they don't have any actual gender dysphoria, they are simply going through the gender cult's rites of passage, which for pooners includes lopping off the tits. It proves you're a true and honest tranny! You need to get all the surgeries to prove how truly and honestly trans you are!

Often they are just losers and autists who have no purpose in life, so they pick up transitioning as a "hobby" which gives them a sense of community and purpose.

If one actually had gender dysphoria, they probably would think flat chest=male. But that's simply not the case, unless you're a skelly boy. And pooners can't pass for skelly boys. Their best bet is roided out, muscular manlets. But we all know they don't care about passing, they just want attention.

 

[cybertoaster]

ParasiteDick/Nuigi got flies in her rotdog, possibly when her hardon device eroded out and she went swimming.
Well maybe not flies, but some kind of Parasitic infestation that ate most of her 'dog until if concertina'd down to a fraction of its old size.

MFW

That's some straight-up nightmarish shit, can't imagine the pics...

A pooner wants to know if her back looks masculine

Spoiler: Judge for yourself

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So what's that? target practice for the cumshots? see how far it goes?

I feel like I should burn my notebook now but I did it for you in the name of solidarity among agriculturalists.
Results are sub optimal, sorry.

Spoiler: Gross

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I have scoured the thread to check if this valid seahorse dad was already posted.
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Is it just my lying eyes or can you see her mastectomy scars under the body paint?

If you took that magazine back in time to just 2010 nobody would believe its real.

We're crossing the limits.

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A bit off topic, but as a chinese gay tourist proved, homeless smegma is one hell of a drug for the LGBTABC community. The Sucky Phantom strikes!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Don't know if this has been posted but if not it has now, I don't know why the fuck this came up in my suggestions, the algorithm is getting smart.

Spoiler: Local Archive for when the Cult has it nuked

Also this dude called his weird pink cat Pooner

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

That Mr. L is most assuredly a user here. I laughed out loud at the opening DOOD

He's using the AI voice program modeled after the voice actor for JCS, right?

 

[Procrastinhater]

That Mr. L is most assuredly a user here. I laughed out loud at the opening DOOD

He's using the AI voice program modeled after the voice actor for JCS, right?

I think it's from this "Days of Boyhood" parody

The narrator for the JCS interrogation videos was actually a fucking gross FurFag called Kirume that defended Kero the fucking Wolf when all the beastiality shit came out.
Ruined JCS for me.
He seems to have disappeared from YouTube, I don't know if he caught some disease from fucking roadkill, or got arrested for fucking a Collie, but he doesn't seem to make videos anymore.
There's a channel called Explore With US that seems to have picked up doing the same interrogation vids, but more documentary style as well.