Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hortikekulture]

I would think this one would be considered a pooner.

 

[Shard]

It's a shame because these people completely miss a huge part of what made those times so great: the lack of all this stupid bullshit.

Exactly. They cling to the past purely for aesthetic reasons, but they don't understand what made that past so great. So they just end up absorbing it as yet another part of their materialistic sense of identity. They pretend like these aesthetics are making a comeback, but it's merely a mockery that's just as gay and retarded as themselves.
Sorry for getting off-topic and maybe a bit MATI, but now I feel like I need a way to hate on these frauds.

 

[TismFarmer]

dood..

The Hips, ass, thighs, face, hands, those feet under the table at the beginning, the way she moves the whole time, and especially when she puts the oversize jumper and necklaces on at the end, I thought that was a precursor to her hiding back in the closet for some reason. She was SO feminine.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

A Small hygiene product company in my country is venturing into pooner-branded tampons. I will have to buy some for my wife, as a joke, and just to see if I could pass as a tall, muscular, biological woman. I'll grab a pack of condoms at the same time just to make them wonder.

https://www.gscene.com/news/transgender-news/new-tampon-for-men-aims-to-reduce-gender-dysphoria-and-alleviate-distress-trans-men-feel-related-to-menstruation/

Edit: forgot about the best part: The brand name of the manly man-tampons for real men, "Vuokkoset", still translates roughly to "the little flowers".

 

[Shard]

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A Small hygiene product company in my country is venturing into pooner-branded tampons. I will have to buy some for my wife, as a joke, and just to see if I could pass as a tall, muscular, biological woman. I'll grab a pack of condoms at the same time just to make them wonder.

https://www.gscene.com/news/transgender-news/new-tampon-for-men-aims-to-reduce-gender-dysphoria-and-alleviate-distress-trans-men-feel-related-to-menstruation/

Every time I think of tampons for "men," I just remember hearing about a tampon dispenser installed in the boy's bathroom in a high school. Some students immediately ripped it off the wall and threw it in a toilet.

 

[Marche]

Every time I think of tampons for "men," I just remember hearing about a tampon dispenser installed in the boy's bathroom in a high school. Some students immediately ripped it off the wall and threw it in a toilet.

If we had tampons in the boys bathroom at high school when I went we sure as hell would have been putting them in the toilet or soaking them in water and throwing them at the roof so they would stick there.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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A Small hygiene product company in my country is venturing into pooner-branded tampons. I will have to buy some for my wife, as a joke, and just to see if I could pass as a tall, muscular, biological woman. I'll grab a pack of condoms at the same time just to make them wonder.

https://www.gscene.com/news/transgender-news/new-tampon-for-men-aims-to-reduce-gender-dysphoria-and-alleviate-distress-trans-men-feel-related-to-menstruation/

This is just why pooners are so irritating, in microcosm.

If you're truly a man, why are you more fragile emotionally than the average woman? Why do you have an even harder time dealing with a body function? There are fat natal men who use maxi pads because they have matter-of-factly decided that their "gooch grease" is something that cannot be controlled, only contained, and they go about their days without saying a word. (Or making any lifestyle changes, which is not great, but the point is that they're casually buying pastel-colored lady products to deal with a body problem and not breaking down in the car afterward.)

The argument can be made that men are encouraged to hide emotions to their general detriment, but nobody should need the amount of ass-patting a pooner needs to survive on a daily basis. If you're a man, why are you spending so much time whining to HR? Why are you demanding everyone change their vocabulary so you don't collapse into dysphoria, a problem you've only had since you realized you're a man and have made your life so much better? Why are you dressing like a scene kid, and not even a butch lesbian?

If FtMs became quieter, more solution-oriented, and spent more time in the garage once they announced their transitions, I'd almost be inclined to believe them.

 

[Hepativore]

If FtMs became quieter, more solution-oriented, and spent more time in the garage once they announced their transitions, I'd almost be inclined to believe them.

The HRT in of itself seems to cause histrionic mood swings in pooners, so that might be asking too much of them.

The most based thing that anybody can do at this point is to stop trying to pretend that you are something you can never be and act like a grown woman instead of hiding behind a trans façade that everybody can see through.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I like to keep track of police body cam footage channels on Youtube, and found a dood who got picked up.

Spoiler: Local Video

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While getting ready to put the pooner in the car, the cops have a brief aside at 7:02:
"She is a He, and He is 'Greyson'"
"But the drivers license says--"
"I know."

Our boy Makala "Greyson" Curry works at a daycare where she is allegedly on recording smacking children in the head and dragging them around by their arms and legs, the victims being a 1-year-old boy, 1-year-old girl and 2-year-old boy.
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Makala also makes a very handsome boy with a luxurious neckbeard
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Edit: BONUS POINTS - she asks her family to get her shoes for her, which are unironically named "Hey Dudes"

At the shoes. This gross child abusing Pooner should have the fucking shit beat out of her.
I noticed the cops are Greene County, is this Chris's neighborhood lol?
In all seriousness if she's been mistreating 1 year olds at a day care she's fucking lucky the cops got to her before the kids parents did, some Pooner did that to a child of mine I'd slap the shit out of the little fat dumpy fucking bitch, she's lucky she didn't dislocate the poor kids arm.
I hate people who hurt kids.

dood..

Oh fucking lol what?
Look at the hips

She's so tiny lol. Has the director tried to emphasize her Poon status, because it's like everything about this video, from the dangling feet at the beginning, to the hallway-blocking hips, to the gross zoom ins on the tattoos zippertits it's designed to remind the viewer that Li'l Pooner is here to drop dem beats.
She should call herself Li'l Pooner at this rate, this video is beyond parody.

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A Small hygiene product company in my country is venturing into pooner-branded tampons. I will have to buy some for my wife, as a joke, and just to see if I could pass as a tall, muscular, biological woman. I'll grab a pack of condoms at the same time just to make them wonder.

https://www.gscene.com/news/transgender-news/new-tampon-for-men-aims-to-reduce-gender-dysphoria-and-alleviate-distress-trans-men-feel-related-to-menstruation/

Edit: forgot about the best part: The brand name of the manly man-tampons for real men, "Vuokkoset", still translates roughly to "the little flowers".

Only the Pooner is so fucking sensitive they require special treatment and ass pats to reassure them they are manly mayun men, stuff like tampons specially marketed to these bro kings.
This whole move to market tampons and feminine hygeine products to "men" is fucking ridiculous, it's not convincing anyone, men know they're not men, women know they're not men, hell even Pooners know they're not men, thats why they need this shit reassuring their manly selves.
All this stuff does is point out how fucking fragile and not masculine they are, like others pointed out, if they were really men they'd just get on with it.
Tampons for "men"
Fucking lol.

The HRT in of itself seems to cause histrionic mood swings in pooners, so that might be asking too much of them.

The most based thing that anybody can do at this point is to stop trying to pretend that you are something you can never be and act like a grown woman instead of hiding behind a trans façade that everybody can see through.

It's the testosterone, women don't react well to it because the estrogen makes them emotional, so they can't cope with the extra aggression.
Pooners are unstable to begin with, and they take a cocktail of drugs that's almost tailored to make them act out.

 

[Mad_Dog]

There are fat natal men who use maxi pads because they have matter-of-factly decided that their "gooch grease" is something that cannot be controlled, only contained

Time and time again, your comments never fail to inspire utter revulsion from the absolute depths of my soul. All praise to the Lord our God for making you this way.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Time and time again, your comments never fail to inspire utter revulsion from the absolute depths of my soul. All praise to the Lord our God for making you this way.

Aunt Carol knows all the ins and outs of the grossness of human biology. Something we have all lost, especially burger-humans. We need to deal with it. And people need to know they will never be anime-girls or greek gods because their bodies leak and stink, no need to make it worse

 

[Hepativore]

Aunt Carol knows all the ins and outs of the grossness of human biology. Something we have all lost, especially burger-humans. We need to deal with it. And people need to know they will never be anime-girls or greek gods because their bodies leak and stink, no need to make it worse

...and troons/pooners perpetually leak and stink on orders of magnitude even more because of having their inguinal regions torn apart resulting in seeping fluids and opportunistic bacterial squatters hoping to move in to the destroyed area now that the policing ability of the local immune system forces has been severely compromised. It probably amounts to a city-wide disaster in a major metropolis when you look at it from the body's point of view.

Your native cellular denizens must think that the area had been hit by an earthquake with billions dead or missing in the aftermath of SRS.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Time and time again, your comments never fail to inspire utter revulsion from the absolute depths of my soul. All praise to the Lord our God for making you this way.

Friend, I don't make these things up; I just remember them.

It's like Uncle Howie said, "The most merciful thing in the world [...] is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far."

"Gooch grease" went viral in June 2023 (archive), but that's just public awareness of the term, not the phenomenon itself.

...and troons/pooners perpetually leak and stink on orders of magnitude even more because of having their inguinal regions torn apart resulting in seeping fluids and opportunistic bacterial squatters

Don't forget that free square on the Gendie Bingo card: "I can't shower this month because of my dysphoria."

 

[Anasa Tristis]

dood..

You'd think that they'd use that auto tune shit to manly her voice down too. It gets rather shrill in spots.

Gawds, I can't express how much I hate that auto tune shit. And the disgust and horror I feel when I hear it. The transcendent beauty of human voices singing should never be fucked with that way. More casual misanthropic transhumanism in action there.

She's all "product" and misses the intended mark entirely. It comes off like satire, really.

 

[Kumquat]

dood..

That's the funniest shit I've seen all week. Dear lord, where do I even begin?

Won't dissect the music too much; suffice to say, it's terrible. The boring "music," the hideous over-reliance on auto-tune, the fact that she can't stay on key, even with auto-tune correcting her... hot garbage. Nobody would even download that for free off of Soundcloud, let alone pay money for it.

As for the woman herself... man, it's almost excessive trying to argue against this nonsense, because these people do such a fine job of destroying their own arguments. She is a walking parody. The body shape is the most egregious example, obviously. Those hips don't lie. Wide hips, thigh fat, tiny face, stance... even if I was completely plastered, her whole body just screams "woman."

More importantly though is her attempt at appearing masculine. It's just unintentionally hilarious. You ever had a female friend who, in an attempt at mockery, put on her best "dude bro" impression and tried to act like a stereotypical man? This is what that looks like, except it's not intentional. She's making a mockery of men in an attempt to genuinely imitate one. The body language, the way she moves, the gestures she makes, her gait, her stance... she's trying so hard to portray that kind of laid-back confidence you typically see in music videos like this with male artists, but instead of looking laid-back or confident, she looks woefully insecure, depressed, confused and delirious. Her attempt to mimic a man couldn't be a greater parody if she tried, and that's just a perfect summary of transgenderism, isn't it? The more you try to replicate the opposite sex, the more it looks like a cartoonish parody intended to mock instead of emulate. Trannies try so hard to spit in God's face, but God just makes the wind blow and their spit flies right back in their own face instead.

 

[Mad_Dog]

she's trying so hard to portray that kind of laid-back confidence you typically see in music videos like this with male artists, but instead of looking laid-back or confident, she looks woefully insecure, depressed, confused and delirious.

Men take their shirt off to impress, not to depress. So, the topless look doesn't work for a song about an emotional break-up story, it only works for superficial, flashy, sunny videos. She thought the oversized shirt with the boxer briefs was a good idea. Big mistake lil' pooner, now those boxers look like booty shorts, further accentuating your feminine features. And "Gooodface" doesn't even appear in the video. You'd think he'd jump on the pooner bandwagon while it's rolling, but perhaps he knows better.

 

[Hepativore]

dood..

That is certainly a "manly" hip-to-shoulder ratio you have there, "dood"...

You cannot escape the width of your pelvic girdle.

 

[Procrastinhater]

How is it even possible for Li'l Pooner to go so badly off key even through such an ungodly amount of auto tune fuckery?
I despise auto tune to begin with, it can make anything sound shit, I don't know why it was even invented or who the fuck is deaf enough to think it sounds good, but the sheer amount Li'l Pooner here is using is truly excessive, and she still somehow manages to barely be able to hold a note.
Also the zoom in on her shitty tattoos just emphasize the fucking horrific zippertit scars, since it seems she's made no effort to try and build some pec muscle, it just looks truly horrific with the contrast between the caved in chest, the pasty skin and shitty tats (seriously I've seen jailhouse ink done with improvised guns made with an electric toothbrush, a rubber band, and a paperclip that looks better) and the fucking child bearing hips leave this beyond parody.

 

[Spedestrian]

I would like to request assistance with captioning this.

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[Pomniman]

As for the woman herself... man, it's almost excessive trying to argue against this nonsense, because these people do such a fine job of destroying their own arguments.

The absurdity plays into its insidious nature because it serves as a distraction from how serious the consequences are.