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Another miniscule Poonlet, replete with pube beard and all. Absolutely tiny i.e. around 5 '3". Maybe 45kg soaking wet.
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Adorable!

You should try to ma’am the lil’ pooner and post the results here.

May I recommend a backhanded: “Good on you for transitioning! It must have taken a lot of courage when this early into your journey”.
 
You should bully your classmates in their face, not like this.
"Classmates"?
In any case, I had my daughter with me, and I don't want her to see me getting arrested for punching out an enraged Pooner.

Edit: not that I have any qualms at all about giving aggressive women a much-needed hiding; I just don't want my daughter to be there.
 
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What demographic are genuinely into pooners besides other pooners? They always look so disgusting I feel ill just looking at them.

and then the rare ones that actually look like decently attractive men still act like insecure teenage girls so they're missing the point of what makes men attractive to most people; confidence.
Men who are hard up for pussy. Honestly I'd fuck a pooner before I'd fuck a morbidly obese chick.
 
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Men who are hard up for pussy. Honestly I'd fuck a pooner before I'd fuck a morbidly obese chick.
About 10 years ago had a coffee with a very hairy and very chubby pre-op pooner. This was before all the gender madness, so she wasn't some blue haired rabid activist, but more of a shy, insecure type. She was very passable, except for the soft eyes. Anyway, after the coffee she kept texting me, wanting to hookup. In those days I was down real bad, and even though she looked like a dude, I knew she had what I wanted. But even in my lust fueled pre-nut haze, the thought of her fat hairy titties bouncing around while I looked into her sweet feminine eyes and bearded face was too much to handle. So, I ghosted her. I knew if I took the plunge, the memories would have scarred my soul for life.
I don't know where she is now but I hope she didn't ruin her life with unnecessary surgeries or surround herself with a bunch of nutjobs.

All that to say, if I weren't celibate and chaste, having had that opportunity, I'm not sure I'd sleep with a pooner before a morbidly obese chick.
 
What demographic are genuinely into pooners besides other pooners? They always look so disgusting I feel ill just looking at them.

and then the rare ones that actually look like decently attractive men still act like insecure teenage girls so they're missing the point of what makes men attractive to most people; confidence.
I'll tell you who are into pooners.

Blaire White actually spilled the beans on this, and I take his word for it: there ARE some gay dudes that are way into them. Most gay guys hate pooners, but not all. Some gay men are actually bisexual that just lean more towards men. Some are pederasts and when pooners have that phase where they kinda look like teenage boys, they might do just fine on Grindr. It's the doughy, pudgy ones that can't pass for shit that turn them off.

There are some lesbian women that really love butches, and will take on a pooner.

Overall, though, transition ruins your love life. You have a dating pool, but it's very small, and everyone in it is a nutcase. Repulsive, shitty people. Remember Blaire White's boyfriend Joey? Creepazoid? Angry drunk? Yeah, that's all Blaire can ever hope for. Pooners aren't much better off.
 
What demographic are genuinely into pooners besides other pooners?
I doubt many people at all are into Pooners; from what I've seen, women tend to Poon Out after they're in a relationship.
There's one who has featured in a few of Exulansic's videos - the Seahorse one, who got pregnant and now is (of course) neglecting her child while she obsesses over elective surgeries - whom you can tell would have been quite an attractive girl.
So maybe the men/women that stick with Pooners have low self-esteem and think they can't do any better.

I hope she didn't ruin her life with unnecessary surgeries or surround herself with a bunch of nutjobs.
C'mon, man, you know she did both of those things.
 
This was before all the gender madness, so she wasn't some blue haired rabid activist
I still remember when 'blue hairs' just meant slightly annoying but still passable scenegirls.

Some are pooners now...
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I don't know where she is now but I hope she didn't ruin her life with unnecessary surgeries or surround herself with a bunch of nutjobs.
She totally did bro...
It's the doughy, pudgy ones that can't pass for shit that turn them off.
No shit, they even go the extra mile to be as disgusting as they can: morbidly obese, bad hygiene, shitty clothes, aposematic hair, piercings everywhere, garish tattoos, etc...
There are some lesbian women that really love butches, and will take on a pooner.
That tranny who did the new guy comic and got BTFO for it also made another comic where he got mogged by a pooner.
the Seahorse one, who got pregnant and now is (of course) neglecting her child while she obsesses over elective surgeries
Someone should call CPS..........nah they are not touching that case with a 10ft pole.
 
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Oh dear!
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Let’s review, shall we?

Disregarding partner’s feelings: X
Trooning/getting surgery while wife pregnant: X

Aside from all the typical pooner “I will now tell you all about my feelings!” Shit, this chick is doing remarkably well at LARPing like a man!
The kid is doomed. Pray for that child.
 
Hahahaha. I do so enjoy their misery.
Firstly, lesbians deserve all the bad things. Secondly, they should be compulsorily sterilised. Thirdly, this dumbass is going to continue on her path of delusional self-destruction no matter what her "wife" (lol, no) says.

Romans 1:28
Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done.

This is why Troons, Pooners, Homosexuals and Lesbians are so adamant about wallowing in their miserable fetishes; they are literally unable to see that they are standing on the edge of the Pit.
 
Oh dear!
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Let’s review, shall we?

Disregarding partner’s feelings: X
Trooning/getting surgery while wife pregnant: X

Aside from all the typical pooner “I will now tell you all about my feelings!” Shit, this chick is doing remarkably well at LARPing like a man!
I think genuinely wanting a phalloplasty is even stranger than wanting a neovagina. Neovaginas I guess can at least be used as AGP fuckholes, but a neophallus? It's just a rolled-up piece of skin stapled to your crotch, that's it. I imagine there's literally no way it could sexually function or have any sensation whatsoever besides having some contraption installed that makes it go erect.
 
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