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[Nanashi no kiwi]

Another entry for the "pooners can be just as unhinged as troons" file:

The original tweet was dinged for violating TOS, but the account hasn't been suspended.

The girl who wrote this is 19, btw.

I don't see it that often anymore (because I'm not a pedo hanging with teens) but cutting was really popular among girls in the early to mid 2000's, some pics you saw were a horror show. I recall this japanese girl whose forearms were practically all scar tissue.

If you go down the pooner rabbit hole on Twitter, you come across plenty of chicks like this (@Bloodnthighs, aka "Adwian" ):

Enhance:

At this point I'm more surprised if a pooner doesn't have at least a few scars.

Just a heccin' valid little gay dood who likes having his tits played with and thinks his pussy is cute and cool as fuck (despite appearances, she hasn't yeeted the teets, she's just got A-cups):



Hanging out with the other doods. They're practically the pooner version of Castro clones.


She also seems to be a big fan of Trigun, since half of her media consists of x-rated fan art of Vash the Stampede except he's got a vagina (lol). I've actually come across quite a few fujoshi pooners that seem to like that series in particular -- not sure if it's just coincidence or if there's something about it that appeals to that demographic.

I'll never get over how womanly they all are when they're topless. It's as though the flat chests and body hair somehow accentuates the essential femininity of these girls instead of hiding it. I've seen plenty of cis women with more androgynous/confusing/grossly engendered bodies than pooners have.. to a woman, they seem to be more girly and more femme than some cow women who are actually TRYING to be girly can manage. Is there a paradoxical effect with T on some bodies, or..?

I remember somebody talking about it in the context of MTFs in one of the other threads -- might have been Dylan Mulvaney -- but I think it's the fact that their natal sex traits are thrown into sharper relief when they try to imitate men. They can get mastectomies, but they can't change the shapes of their rib cages and hips, their facial proportions, those weird shriveled pepperoni nipples they get for some reason, etc. etc. It all stands out more when they try to pose as men, and creates this collective uncanny valley effect.

Same thing with MTFs. Take Liz Fong-Jones: if he dressed like a man, he'd look like just another skinny-fat Asian tech guy -- hardly a paragon of masculinity. But when he wears makeup and womens' clothing, the angularity of his jaw, his paunch, his eunuch hump, etc. etc. become much more noticeable because you don't normally see those traits in actual women. Like so many troons, he ironically ends up looking more manly precisely because he's trying to look like a woman.

Another example of a young girl LARPing as men, despite fundamentally not understanding them.

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Poor lil’ pooner! Guess the guy had a crush on her, or just realized that she’s batshit crazy and not worth the trouble.
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So he/him, 18, is surprised and horrified that a teenage boy is trying to get in the pants of a girl, and not looking for deep and meaningful friendship.

You know, I'm not unsympathetic, to an extent -- I'm sure it sucks for a young woman to find that someone she thought was a friend was just trying to get in her pants -- but, like, don't girls know this nowadays? Don't their moms tell them? Don't they talk about it with each other? I've seen pooners crying about this sort of thing elsewhere online as well, and it dumbfounds me every time how naive they can be.

 

[Fapcop]

Don't their moms tell them? Don't they talk about it with each other?

Fatherless behavior my friend. Fatherless behavior.

A woman may know a little about how teenage boys think, but it takes a father to really understand the lengths a teenage boy will go to, to get laid. And isn’t as easily dismissed with: “Whatever, what does SHE know?! She’s probably jealous because she’s old and a single mom!”

As for friends, if these chicks socialized more, offline, with non-pooners, they probably wouldn’t be as batshit crazy and flee into idealized, homosexual male romances/relationships.

 

[Marche]

Yeah no. I also thought that stretched ears were cool in 2004, as a penalty I still wear thick rings like that, or have to answer questions on why you have buttholes on your ears as an old man. View attachment 5651624

You really have to earn looking as dumb as me, you dont get to look dumb by just identifying as a dumb dood, you really have to be one. Fuck these pooners.

I like Ear stretching to a point anything over like 20mm just gets really stupid. maybe it's because I grew up in the time before these pooners were alive and that they are trying to imitate by being uwu smol emo boi's but yea Pooners will never take that from me.

 

[cybertoaster]

At this point I'm more surprised if a pooner doesn't have at least a few scars.

Yeah I've seen quite a few, tho not as severe as that one.

BTW just yesterday I was having a beer with friends and the subject changed to people we knew from HS and someone mentioned these emo guys who always wanted us to call them by their new names which was always some cringy shit like "Aureus" or something, I had completely forgotten about this aspect of emos and how similar it is to trannies/pooners with their deadnames since emos also went nuts if you didn't use their new stupid names.

Between that, that many emos were gay and their histrionic disorders I think there's a clear connection.

she hasn't yeeted the teets, she's just got A-cups):

Why bother? she already looks like most zippertits...

She also seems to be a big fan of Trigun, since half of her media consists of x-rated fan art of Vash the Stampede except he's got a vagina (lol). I've actually come across quite a few fujoshi pooners that seem to like that series in particular -- not sure if it's just coincidence or if there's something about it that appeals to that demographic.

I remember girls in the anime community back then (all 5 of them, always a sausagefest) calling Vash a "bishie" and all that. The character was always a bit androgynous looking.

Weird that pooner zoomers are going with an almost 30yo anime, tho its also possible that they never watched it and just like the character design, seen that before.

I've seen pooners crying about this sort of thing elsewhere online as well, and it dumbfounds me every time how naive they can be.

My theory is that they think that because they are now "one of the boys" they would not be interested in them. On one hand they don't seem to get that male clothes and T shots don't magically make them a boy. On the other they greaty underestimate the sheer desperation of the average zoomer male.

Frankly if you went to the past and told early teen me that guys in the future are going after transexual men I would ask you what kind of nightmare future you come from.

 

[Mellorine]

She also seems to be a big fan of Trigun, since half of her media consists of x-rated fan art of Vash the Stampede except he's got a vagina (lol). I've actually come across quite a few fujoshi pooners that seem to like that series in particular -- not sure if it's just coincidence or if there's something about it that appeals to that demographic.

In the series, Vash the Stampede has a reputation as a dangerous outlaw with a super-high bounty that's destroyed whole cities with his mysterious alien powers and he looks all manly and cool with his flowing coat and giant pistols-- but the gag is that when you confront him face to face, he's actually a goofy crybaby pacifist who would weep over a flower getting stepped on and would eagerly grovel naked on the ground begging for mercy if he thought it would avoid collateral damage in a conflict. I imagine pooners like the idea of being able to be mistaken for a cowboy badass while remaining a total wuss.

 

[Snap Oversteer]

Can someone turn this into Poonerface, please?

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That's Nicole Genrich, she's not a pooner. She placed 3rd in 2023 StrongWOMAN competition. She's on Instagram and there's a picture of her with what I believe is her kid.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

That's Nicole Genrich, she's not a pooner. She placed 3rd in 2023 StrongWOMAN competition. She's on Instagram and there's a picture of her with what I believe is her kid.

Thanks for that unsolicited information which I already knew and, again, did not ask for.

I live in a very Bible Belt town in a Bible Belt state and I am just terrified. Even now, I get shit on daily for how I look (tattoos, piercings, hair). I am so afraid of the potential of what could happen if I openly present as male and am openly trans. My coworkers are openly transphobic. My family is also transphobic. My town, hate crimes are rampant. I do not feel safe. I am in such a crazy headspace right now. I want to be me and I felt so happy when I was transitioning, but the more I came out, the more unsafe I felt. I just want to be me. And all the scary news going around...I feel like it's impossible. I feel like I'll be closeted for the rest of my life just bc I'm too afraid to live my truth. Please tell me I am not the only one.

This town sounds like a great place to raise a family.

 

[Mad_Dog]

This town sounds like a great place to raise a family.

Bigotville, pop. 14880
Outsiders GTFO

 

[Thursday]

I've seen this strawman comic made by a troon, so I decided to fix it
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It always kills me how they always insist being trans makes people somehow more attractive.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Link | Archive

Trans Man Undergoing Gender Affirmation Surgery Learns They Are 5 Months Pregnant​

The patient was scheduled for a hysterectomy to remove their uterus when the pregnancy was discovered by doctors in a Rome hospital​

Aperson undergoing gender transition from female to male learned they were five months pregnant after having completed a mastectomy, officials in Italy announced.

According to the Telegraph, the patient, named Marco, was scheduled for a hysterectomy to remove their uterus when the pregnancy was discovered by doctors in a Rome hospital.

Ahead of the discovery, Marco had already undergone had already undergone a breast removal operation.

"Having discovered the pregnancy, the first thing to do is to suspend [hormone] therapy immediately," Giulia Senofonte, an Italian endocrinologist, told local media, per the Times UK.

Senofonte said failure to stop the treatment, especially in the first trimester, could have potential consequences for the baby's organ development due to the interruption of testosterone dosages.

"Hormone therapy blocks the menstrual cycle, but it is not a contraceptive," Senofonte explained to La Repubblica. "The person can continue to ovulate and, consequently, runs the risk of pregnancy.

She said people undergoing a gender transition are usually recommended contraceptive pills that can be used during hormone therapy.

Times UK reported that Marco is expected to move forward with the pregnancy.

Under Italian law, abortion is only permitted after 90 days if there is a severe threat to the mother's health or significant fetal abnormalities, the Telegraph reported.

The case places Marco in the unique category of "seahorse dads."

According to Today, the term refers to transgender men who carry their own children (male seahorses also carry their own babies).

I'd be shocked if this pooner stopped taking T. The baby will either die or become some misshapen deformity you'd see in a PT Barnam circus sideshow.

Also, seahorse dad?

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Also, seahorse dad?

It's a notion that's become popular among the "pregnant people/gestational parent/men can get pregnant too!" subset of pooners, so-called since the male seahorse carry eggs in a pouch after the female lays them, and "births" them once they hatch (though that's obviously not the same thing as carrying an infant formed from one's own egg in one's own womb, of course). We actually have a thread on one such specimen, Kayden Coleman, if you'd like to get a taste of the insanity.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

In the series, Vash the Stampede has a reputation as a dangerous outlaw with a super-high bounty that's destroyed whole cities with his mysterious alien powers and he looks all manly and cool with his flowing coat and giant pistols-- but the gag is that when you confront him face to face, he's actually a goofy crybaby pacifist who would weep over a flower getting stepped on and would eagerly grovel naked on the ground begging for mercy if he thought it would avoid collateral damage in a conflict. I imagine pooners like the idea of being able to be mistaken for a cowboy badass while remaining a total wuss.

Trigun has a long history of BL/yaoi fandom behind it. Vash/Wolfwood is probably one of the biggest yaoi "ships" of all time. So it's probably less they want to identify with Vash as it is simply the usual fujoshi to pooner pipeline. They pick the seme (top) or uke (bottom) they want to be and build their identity from there.

I remember being a weeb kid in the late 90s/early 00s and wanting to get into Trigun because it seemed cool and all the big fan artists I knew were into it, but it was 99% yaoi in the fandom, so my impression of the series was like, "eh they like it because they can ship it". Nobody talked about the story or any other characters whatsoever, just Vash/Wolfwood. And there wasn't Wikipedia or decent plot summaries anywhere back then, and fan sites didn't really explain the series they were about, so I brushed it off. I still haven't read or watched Trigun lol.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Weird that pooner zoomers are going with an almost 30yo anime, tho its also possible that they never watched it and just like the character design, seen that before.

There was a reboot in 2022, Trigun Stampede.

I remember being briefly confused that everyone had suddenly gotten horny for the 1985 comedy Teen Wolf; at least this one is an actual reboot.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

 

[Mellorine]

Trigun has a long history of BL/yaoi fandom behind it. Vash/Wolfwood is probably one of the biggest yaoi "ships" of all time. So it's probably less they want to identify with Vash as it is simply the usual fujoshi to pooner pipeline. They pick the seme (top) or uke (bottom) they want to be and build their identity from there.

A big part of what makes for a popular yaoi pairing is that one of them comes pre-girlified. So (to pull from that era of fandom) you get gruff demon Hiei and the kind pretty foxboy Kurama, gruff assassin Hiro and the cheerful ponytailed sweetheart Duo, gruff drifter Nicholas and histrionic peacenik Vash. Yaoi fandom can get super uptight about tops and bottoms adhering to strict gender roles and loves to feminize the hell out of the bottom-bitch. Trigun plays into that very well. Fujoshi being schizo about wanting their ukes/their fantasy avatars to be both superficially strong manly masculine men who also cry a lot and drown their feelings in icecream and everything feels better after one night of rough sex from a dominating confident tall dark and handsome guy is pretty typical. (Vash is canonically all into the first two, Wolfwood feels close to engineered to offer fujoshi the opportunity to imagine the third.)

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Some of you have oddly specific insight on the inner workings of the fujoshi mind. Kinda sus.

 

[Windows Error 98]

Some of you have oddly specific insight on the inner workings of the fujoshi mind. Kinda sus.

this thread and half its contributors, summarized

 

[Mellorine]

Some of you have oddly specific insight on the inner workings of the fujoshi mind. Kinda sus.

Being a fujo would probably be less sus than the amount of time I've spent gawking at the depths of female degeneracy on fandom_wank type boards, tbh.

Pooner content: that poon I posted earlier (that acts like she's stealth despite making hour long videos about Harry Potter fanfics) has covered My Immortal. The longer I listen to that roid-voice speak in girlish cadence, the more it just sounds like a chain-smoking aunt.

 

[Nate Higgers]

-Jaden, 13, pooned out at 12. (…) Had her 2nd suicide attempt two weeks ago.
-Finn, 13, pooned out at 11/12.

So fucking young, goddamn.

 

[Salvador Dali]

The /tttt/ sub seems to have moved on from pooners as the mtfs seem to be the more vocal and prominent troon group in the sub (lmao). In lieu of the lack of pooner posts on that sub, I have decided to take matters into my own hands.



Fat pooners are an anomaly to me as obesity increases estrogen levels in the body which probably makes their transition more difficult. What's the point of mutilating your chest as a fatty? So you can go bald and develop the equivalent of man boobs? Is it the pride that comes with showing off their chest scars for the other troons in their community to envy? It all remains a mystery...