Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Anasa Tristis]

Another victim of Hollywood, probably.

May all their pretty ones poon or troon out.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

i left after that for about an hour and a half, and when i come back i’m told i’ve been discharged for “transphobia”. it was a staff member wearing an all pronouns pin on her lanyard who broke this news to me.

If the purity spiral is a whirlpool, you have reached rock bottom.

 

[FinnSven]

Homeless pooner gets mad that she isn't special enough when the shelter lets another true and honest dood run around on the male floor. Is subsequently kicked out.

I am confused.

Was the other resident that this pooner was upset about a troon presenting as female or a really low effort pooner?

Like had they put a troon, a biological male, in the male section as he has a cock so could rape vulnerable women?
But also put her on the male section because she clearly is a loudmouth, complains, and they decided the risk of her being raped was less than the headache she would give them for being housed with females?

If it was a male presenting as a female, then that is fucking funny. If it was just basically a girl who said she was a guy, then that is irresponsible, but still funny.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

I am confused.

Was the other resident that this pooner was upset about a troon presenting as female or a really low effort pooner?

Like had they put a troon, a biological male, in the male section as he has a cock so could rape vulnerable women?
But also put her on the male section because she clearly is a loudmouth, complains, and they decided the risk of her being raped was less than the headache she would give them for being housed with females?

If it was a male presenting as a female, then that is fucking funny. If it was just basically a girl who said she was a guy, then that is irresponsible, but still funny.

Pooner who makes zero attempt to pass.

 

[FinnSven]

Pooner who makes zero attempt to pass.

This shelter will end up with a lawsuit or something.

Maybe they want rapes to happen.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

This shelter will end up with a lawsuit or something.

Maybe they want rapes to happen.

They really won't, she'll have signed something or had her email them in writing that she wants to go in the men's shelter. Only if those agreements get retroactively labelled as something you can't reasonably consent to (and I don't think it will, she's an adult). Anecdotally I've heard of this happening here too (UK).

 

[FinnSven]

They really won't, she'll have signed something or had her email them in writing that she wants to go in the men's shelter. Only if those agreements get retroactively labelled as something you can't reasonably consent to (and I don't think it will, she's an adult). Anecdotally I've heard of this happening here too (UK).

So basically if anything bad happens to her or any female in the male area, that’s on her and they have it in writing.

Silly girl. She is clearly emotionally unbalanced but want to put herself in even worse situations.

 

["Not" Count Dankula]

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Days of Boyhood noticed. I can't tell if this is satire or not. "my celebration of heckin wholesome masculinity", what? Isn't Dankula a kiwi? I don't recall him ever saying he was an ally, if anything I recall him denigrating troons (albeit carefully).

Spoiler: Surely satire...

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LMAO, imagine unironically believing that being sc*ttish is less shameful than being a girlboydood

 

[KateHikes14]

This shelter will end up with a lawsuit or something.

Maybe they want rapes to happen.

The reality of it is probably at the end of the day it's someone's 9 to 5 and if someone wants to horrifically abused because of their fetish, they probably won't fuck up the food on their families table to prevent the retard from filtering themselves.

 

[cybertoaster]

Homeless pooner gets mad that she isn't special enough when the shelter lets another true and honest dood run around on the male floor. Is subsequently kicked out.

We truly live in a post-ironic world, and I don't mean ironic in the retarded way hipsters think irony means but on the fact that nobody and specially not these genderblobs can see the irony of what happens to them.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

A lot of very attractive celebrity couples have rather plain kids

e.g. this dysgenic goblin:

Jennifer Lopez (Maori) x Marc Anthony = Brown mutt with a revealingly sulky resting face.

 

[Ampicilina500mg]

She is not ugly. She is just aboyher narcissist born in the attention whoring capital of the world.

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This is the future of nepobabies, they will not use the name of dad and mom for a guaranteed career, better join the most public cult of the time, you don't need many skills, it reminds me of that disgusting adopted son of Jaime Lee.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This is the future of nepobabies, they will not use the name of dad and mom for a guaranteed career, better join the most public cult of the time, you don't need many skills, it reminds me of that disgusting adopted son of Jaime Lee.

I wouldn't be surprised if celebs have a quack team for the rich & famous who are specialising in transing their kids

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Jennifer Lopez (Maori) x Marc Anthony = Brown mutt with a revealingly sulky resting face.

To be fair, Jennifer Lopez pre-getting the Hollywood make-over was painfully average:



This kid at least have very sharp features. Give her a proper make-over and she'd probably look great.

 

[batteredpancakes]

I saw a pic of Liz Hurley’s kid the other day. Damn, she gave birth to Apollo

It's weird how he looks like an attractive version of his unfortunate looking father.

Reminds me of that disgusting adopted son of Jaime Lee.

In all fairness he seems to be very autistic. Like Chris Chan level but he has richkid money and attentive parents.
I noticed her wiki says she's close friends with Sigourney Weaver who also has an enbie kid. I wonder if she influenced him?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

To be fair, Jennifer Lopez pre-getting the Hollywood make-over was painfully average:

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This kid at least have very sharp features. Give her a proper make-over and she'd probably look great.

No. Jennifer Lopez looked much better before fame, but her daughter looks mostly like Marc Anthony i.e. ugly.

@White Trash Motorsport
especially if the girls have the misfortune of looking like their dad

I know, right. Imagine being Rumer Willis. Poor kid.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I am confused.

Was the other resident that this pooner was upset about a troon presenting as female or a really low effort pooner?

Like had they put a troon, a biological male, in the male section as he has a cock so could rape vulnerable women?
But also put her on the male section because she clearly is a loudmouth, complains, and they decided the risk of her being raped was less than the headache she would give them for being housed with females?

If it was a male presenting as a female, then that is fucking funny. If it was just basically a girl who said she was a guy, then that is irresponsible, but still funny.

It sounds like they put a zero effort Pooner in a room with her, and told her it was the "male" section, and this Pooner got pissed both that she realized they were just humoring her, and that the zero effort Poon made her self conscious about her own LARP.
One thing I've noticed about Pooners - they despise transtrender types that just claim to "identify" but put no effort into looking different. I'm pretty sure because it makes them realize how ridiculous they look to sane people.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

One thing I've noticed about Pooners - they despise transtrender types that just claim to "identify" but put no effort into looking different.

"MY gender identity is more valid than YOUR gender identity!" - Pooners, probably.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

To be fair, Jennifer Lopez pre-getting the Hollywood make-over was painfully average:

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That's because she had a carpet muncher-ass haircut. Shit belongs on a man. Not a woman.
Bitch was lucky she grew up prior to Current Year. If she didn't, she would've surely had a rotdog and a pair of zippertits.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

That's because she had a carpet muncher-ass haircut. Shit belongs on a man. Not a woman.
Bitch was lucky she grew up prior to Current Year. If she didn't, she would've surely had a rotdog and a pair of zippertits.

And still retain the ironically huge butt and hips, lol