Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Iron Jaguar]

What the fuck is the issue with this girl's looks?

Did you not read my post? I thought it was self-explanatory.

 

[Agatha Fistie]

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

 

[SomeSpook]

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I heard about this, and I swear, if someone in my family said such shit, AT MY FUNERAL? I’m coming back from the dead.

 

[Otterly]

I have seen women screeching with rage about how it's IMPOSSIBLE!!! to park in 45° angled parking, nevermind parallel parking spots.

I freely admit to having shit spatial awareness and I’d drive a fighter jet straight at the floor. BUT, parking in tight spots is just practice. When I lived somewhere I had to do it (my local city centre, bits of which are many hundreds of years old with minimal parking) I just did it. I parallel parked with about two inches front and back no problem. One develops parking whiskers. People just need to bite the bullet and practice. American parking spots are the size of entire British postcodes so no excuses.

 

[Super An Hero]

Dumbass fucking Pooner finds out she's pregnant, tries to argue with the OB-GYN nurse that "but I'm a MAN how can I be pregnant as a MAN"
These silly little girls think they can "identify" their way out of objective reality.
Its the baby I feel sorry for, its going to be exposed in utero to toxic levels of artificial testosterone because you know this pregnant Pooner is gonna be too fucking stubborn and too fucking self important to do the right thing.

Every time I see a post about a pooner becoming pregnant I think to myself of how degenerate someone must be to fuck a pooner. How pornsick and down bad do you have to be to not only fuck a pooner, but fuck one without a condom and impregnate them?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I mean... No. But, I guess this is better than being an edgy atheist or a Satanist LARPer.

 

[KateHikes14]

Every time I see a post about a pooner becoming pregnant I think to myself of how degenerate someone must be to fuck a pooner. How pornsick and down bad do you have to be to not only fuck a pooner, but fuck one without a condom and impregnate them?

For one they are generally fucking no effort pooners, but I don't think it's pornsickness, pooners aren't really a fetish just a convenience. The depth some dudes go has no limit, there's dudes out there with a timeshare in this:

They aren't winners this is just the best they can do or the best they feel they can do. Same for dudes fucking pooners who have the beard and shit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

For one they are generally fucking no effort pooners, but I don't think it's pornsickness, pooners aren't really a fetish just a convenience. The depth some dudes go has no limit, there's dudes out there with a timeshare in this:
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They aren't winners this is just the best they can do or the best they feel they can do. Same for dudes fucking pooners who have the beard and shit.

Did they intentionally try to mimic that White girl on a couch surrounded by thirsty niggers meme?
That is so fucked up lol.
Although it looks like Li'l Pooner in the middle is having fun, she's got more cocks to pick from than a Saigon phone book, as my Pa would say.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

For one they are generally fucking no effort pooners, but I don't think it's pornsickness, pooners aren't really a fetish just a convenience. The depth some dudes go has no limit, there's dudes out there with a timeshare in this:

yeah there's that guy in this very thread who says he regularly fucks pooners off of grindr cos they're easy/horny as long as you play along with the delusion. ( )

 

[Iron Jaguar]

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I mean... No. But, I guess this is better than being an edgy atheist or a Satanist LARPer.

No, it's worse.

 

[GettrGriftr]

For one they are generally fucking no effort pooners, but I don't think it's pornsickness, pooners aren't really a fetish just a convenience. The depth some dudes go has no limit, there's dudes out there with a timeshare in this:
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They aren't winners this is just the best they can do or the best they feel they can do. Same for dudes fucking pooners who have the beard and shit.

Do you remember which one of those gargoyles was her baybeh daddah? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

 

[a feel]

Watched the first episode of the Fallout show and clocked the pooner instantly. How did they go backwards from F:NV having a normal lesbian in the Brotherhood of Steel to this nonsense? Where would she even get her heckin T shots? Does she have some kind of endocrine cancer from the radiation that made her look like a pooner? I wonder how or even if they'll explain.

eta: so far everyone else is using "they/them" for her. I don't know how the non-binary fad managed to happen and persist after the war in the Fallout world, especially when reproduction and repopulation (and therefore orienting community life around sex and child rearing) is such a big priority for both the Vault dwellers and the Brotherhood. Surely it'd be "nope, you're a woman, even if you haven't got knocked up yet".

Came here to write something similar. I was shocked when I googled the pooner and found she was a stunning woman who turned herself into the facsimile of a gangly teenage boy.
The German dub is even worse, btw. We have no gender neutral "they/them", so Dane is a "he" in the German version.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Do you remember which one of those gargoyles was her baybeh daddah? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I'll spare @Procrastinhater the suspense. It's that Short Fat Otaku-looking gremlin in the bottom right of the photo.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Ingenious whore, that's what the non-passing "pooner" is.

I kinda love these non-effort pooners in a lot of ways because not only do they plainly show the world how dumb this ideology is, they genuinely rankle the penis-envy pooners while being totally oblivious in their own world. Reminds me a lot of the lesbians who get mad at bi girls because they won't date the squat, plain bulldyke but will hook up with random guys.

Dumbass fucking Pooner finds out she's pregnant, tries to argue with the OB-GYN nurse that "but I'm a MAN how can I be pregnant as a MAN"
These silly little girls think they can "identify" their way out of objective reality.
Its the baby I feel sorry for, its going to be exposed in utero to toxic levels of artificial testosterone because you know this pregnant Pooner is gonna be too fucking stubborn and too fucking self important to do the right thing.

That's very obviously bait

 

[pink cigarettes]

I heard about this, and I swear, if someone in my family said such shit, AT MY FUNERAL? I’m coming back from the dead.

If my kid tried this I would not even address the troonery at all, drag them for being incredibly insensitive about their choice of timing, and if they demanded to know my opinion re: pooning out I'd ask "do you also identify as a self-centered asshole now?" Then before any event for the next ten years remind them in the car or on the phone to get out all their announcements beforehand lol. Just totally take the wind out of her sails

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

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I mean... No. But, I guess this is better than being an edgy atheist or a Satanist LARPer.

the same one that said audrey hale was like jesus or a different one?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

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I mean... No. But, I guess this is better than being an edgy atheist or a Satanist LARPer.

Remember to pay your tithes dood! The pastor needs a masectomy and grubhub money.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Came here to write something similar. I was shocked when I googled the pooner and found she was a stunning woman who turned herself into the facsimile of a gangly teenage boy.
The German dub is even worse, btw. We have no gender neutral "they/them", so Dane is a "he" in the German version.

OMG, this doesn't even look like a twink. A 6/10 girl at best.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's very obviously bait

You know that was the first impression I got too but its got to the point that these peoples real lives look like mean spirited satire.
Its not even the first Pooner I've seen freaking out because they found out they were pregnant after they thought it was impossible.
Cult dogma is the heccin' T shots will turn Poonochio into a real boy, and when reality hits a lot of times they can't deal with it.