Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[BeaArthurKin]

Why do they always have to shoot up elementary schools..

Maybe someone told them to pick on someone their own size and they took it literally.

 

[cybertoaster]

except now I won't have to keep silent when the term is brought up in conversation, something that I devoutly pray to GodBear will be rarely.

Just like woke was something you rarely heard outside the internet 4-5 years ago and now its everywhere pooners will be mainstream soon enough.

Its the baby I feel sorry for, its going to be exposed in utero to toxic levels of artificial testosterone because you know this pregnant Pooner is gonna be too fucking stubborn and too fucking self important to do the right thing.

We're gonna see a new wave of deformed crack babies in a few years, except it will all get ignored because its not due to illegal drugs but big pharma shilling hormones and gendershit to dumb girls, and big pharma became untouchable after covid (plus nobody wants to lose that pills ads money)

“How is that possible? I’m a man” it might have something to do with the fact that you have ovaries and are having sex

Not just that but pooners plain refuse to have anal sex like actual gay men have. Some gay dudes that got tricked by pooners then guilted into going all the way would mention the pooners would demand vaginal sex which for a gay guy must be adding insult to injury.

How did they go backwards from F:NV having a normal lesbian in the Brotherhood of Steel to this nonsense?

Lesbian chick just isn't woke enough anymore, specially a stealth lesbian like veronica.

Surely it'd be "nope, you're a woman, even if you haven't got knocked up yet".

Gears of Wars did this better, humanity was so decimated after the war with the locust that all women who weren't essential workers got shipped to pregnancy camps to just pump out babies. The irony is that one of the comics had a story about a female soldier that got shipped to the front because she was barren, even got raped in the camps which is something I could see happening in such dire circumstances, unlike the BoS catering to a pooner...

I'm not sure of the artist for this masterpiece, but please enjoy it, nonetheless.
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"Penis are like antennas"

The new a series of tubes.

I heard about this, and I swear, if someone in my family said such shit, AT MY FUNERAL? I’m coming back from the dead.

Every time I see a post about a pooner becoming pregnant I think to myself of how degenerate someone must be to fuck a pooner.

Not degenerate, desperate.

I don't hit women personally

Just say you're a transwoman, lol.

And if the punchs come accuse them of a hate crime.

Another (wannabe) pooner school shooter appears! Full article in A&N, below. She was targeting an elementary school.

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Trannifesto release never ever...

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Pooner talks about her busted phalloplasty and says it was so great that they were able to take SIX skin grafts from inside her mouth and then had to have her rotdog splayed open FOR SIX MONTHS!!!

 

[Hepativore]

Pooner talks about her busted phalloplasty and says it was so great that they were able to take SIX skin grafts from inside her mouth and then had to have her rotdog splayed open FOR SIX MONTHS!!!
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I wonder what all of the skin harvesting sites look like after this ordeal? I am surprised that there were enough donor sites for the grafts considering how much they usually take.

Well, her life is fucked,

 

[Super An Hero]

Pooner talks about her busted phalloplasty and says it was so great that they were able to take SIX skin grafts from inside her mouth and then had to have her rotdog splayed open FOR SIX MONTHS!!!
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I can't believe the cognitive dissonance in these people. This comes off like a tutorial video for like changing your car headlight, not a deluded faggot graphically describing how she got her fake dick chopped off and rearranged several times. How is she so nonchalant about this? I know this nigger has had her brain rotted with porn and the troon cult, but she isn't even hesitating when describing her procedures. Troons gotta troon and groomers gotta groom I guess. What a fucking world.

Also couldn't help but notice the wedding band. There is no way that marriage has been consummated.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

It's amazing how many of these Pooners just completely miss the point.

I don't ever do things to confirm or reinforce my masculinity. I just fucking do them and they're masculine things because I'm a man.

Just like woke was something you rarely heard outside the internet 4-5 years ago and now its everywhere pooners will be mainstream soon enough.

We had the concept way before that. We called it Cultural Marxism or Political Correctness.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pooner talks about her busted phalloplasty and says it was so great that they were able to take SIX skin grafts from inside her mouth and then had to have her rotdog splayed open FOR SIX MONTHS!!!
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I remember her from the SRS thread. Her dog was fucking gnarly and not in a good way.
At least she ain't still talking like she has a mouth full of marbles.
I guess.

I can't believe the cognitive dissonance in these people. This comes off like a tutorial video for like changing your car headlight, not a deluded faggot graphically describing how she got her fake dick chopped off and rearranged several times. How is she so nonchalant about this? I know this nigger has had her brain rotted with porn and the troon cult, but she isn't even hesitating when describing her procedures. Troons gotta troon and groomers gotta groom I guess. What a fucking world.

Also couldn't help but notice the wedding band. There is no way that marriage has been consummated.

Another tell she's not a man. I can't imagine a dude being so casual about his fucking penis being "split open like a hotdog for six months" that shit has got to be traumatic. And painful, again showing she has no feeling in her 'dog, or it would be unbearable.

 

[ephermeral]

The color of this yarn reminded me of a botched phaloplasty so I felt inspired to make pooner draft blocker. Any suggestions for what to use to make it look poonier before she gets filled with T, I mean battening? Cotton balls are used for scale and to try and figure out placement. Its my first time using a circular loom so no bully please

 

[Aunt Carol]

Any suggestions for what to use to make it look poonier before she gets filled with T, I mean battening?

Needs gauged ears, for sure.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

She looks like another iconic pooner. The state of burger university students.

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I know this might be a controversial statement, but that is very poor behaviour from the fat lady in the black crop top.

I hope she doesn't have access to firearms. Imagine being a literal meme screaming reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Disgusting.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

shut up pooner

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

This image is so exploitable for someone to draw a pooner over it:

 

[Procrastinhater]

Needs gauged ears, for sure.

Ears and big red lips.
Other than that she's great. I like the beady eyes.
It's a "whole body phallo" Pooner like the one snaking around Alices legs.

It could even be the Demiurge Pooner, Poonabaoth

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This image is so exploitable for someone to draw a pooner over it:
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Why? There's one right there.

That bitch couldn't look any less masculine if she tried.

 

[xogossipgorl]

Any suggestions for what to use to make it look poonier before she gets filled with T,

Give her a lil septum ring. At least your pooner draft dodger will serve a purpose in this world. Lol, I just thought about how pooner's become women again when it's time to dodge the draft lol, sorry.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

Just a lil dood I made.

 

[TismFarmer]

The color of this yarn reminded me of a botched phaloplasty so I felt inspired to make pooner draft blocker. Any suggestions for what to use to make it look poonier before she gets filled with T, I mean battening? Cotton balls are used for scale and to try and figure out placement. Its my first time using a circular loom so no bully please

Guaged ears, a patchy neckbeard, and some extra batting where the 'hips' would be...
And a removable rotdog that's pretty much the same size as the whole pooner.

 

[Accidental Protege]

The color of this yarn reminded me of a botched phaloplasty so I felt inspired to make pooner draft blocker. Any suggestions for what to use to make it look poonier before she gets filled with T, I mean battening? Cotton balls are used for scale and to try and figure out placement. Its my first time using a circular loom so no bully please

Cute! I will add my suggestions of stitching on he/him pronouns, loops for ears, and maybe some self harm scars. I want to make one now

 

[Surfin Terf]

Just a lil dood I made.
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There was an excellent twitter thread about a pooner couple (LARPing as gay, disabled, Russian-Jewish men) trying to put together some Ikea furniture and failing spectacularly and somehow injuring themselves in the process (then blaming Ikea). Your pooner reminded me of them.

For two women pretending to be men, you'd think that they'd at least be able to put a table together:
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Bonus kvetching:
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[AI generated waifu]

Here's my very own oh-see pooner:

Pre-T (19yo)

On T for ~5 months (20yo) (pls donate for Gender Affirmation dood Q-Q)

Full transition complete UwU (22yo)

Isn't he handsome?