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Crossposting from TSS - my favorite pet pooner! She’s having a bit of a melty, please pray to Allah on her behalf.
(The REAL) Jack Torrance said:
One of my pet pooners is having an absolute meltdown. Here is a previous post on her if you’re interested. She is literally the pooner meme.
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In short, she’s FTM -> NB (off T) -> NB? (Back on T). Since getting back on T her posts became more aggressive and now she is absolutely losing it. Oh and she converted to Islam. :story: She now goes by Azlan, rather than Birdy.

For the second time in a year she’s moved out of her apartment due to it being “unsafe”; the first time being because she was doxed. Now she’s losing her mind to the point where she wants to go to the hospital and get her brain scanned. I’ll remind you, this all comes maybe 2-3 months after starting again on T.

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In the spoiler are some old pictures from when she first started T, to when she stopped T and looked basically like a normal woman, then her morphing into how she is today.
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The pink makes her look exactly like the pooner meme.
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Iron Jaguar said:
This Pooner is quite active on Xitter.
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It's incredible that even sans hair and with a beard, she still looks like Not A Man. Kinda like a very good prosthetic mask; it's close to the real thing but something is still tangibly off.
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I swear that pooner was on a TV show years ago about the few F to Ms that existed then.
Talking 2001-2002 ish.

She was contemplating an early rotdog as apparently she felt most self conscious showering with real men after playing football.
 
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Tilikum said:
Little girl wants a pink triangle tattoo. Link/Archive
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"this tattoo is specifically to make me impossible to not identify as queer, largely as a response to the pain those dismissals have caused me"
Thoughts on Pink Triangle Tattoo as a Transmasc?
I’m considering tattooing a pink triangle on myself, a reclaimed symbol that was used to identify gay men in Nazi Germany. I am trans, I do not openly identify as such, only people very close to me know. I live my life as a gay man. Trans men were not sent to concentration camps on the basis of their gender, and if they were they were simply identified as asocial and labeled with the black triangle. The most prevalent type of bigotry I’ve experienced is the denial of my queerness (well you’re attracted to men and you like wearing skirts anyway, you’re just a straight girl who wants to be special) Because this tattoo is specifically to make me impossible to not identify as queer, largely as a response to the pain those dismissals have caused me, I worry I may be trying to reclaim a symbol that never would have applied to me, like I’m trying to claim oppression I haven’t experienced. Please share any thoughts, particularly cis gay men and people familiar with the history
"I am trans, I do not openly identify as such, only people very close to me know." Profile check:
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OnlyFans whore. Many pictures of her face, but I can't find any that aren't nudes.
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I looked through her Reddit profile to check her age and by god I did not consent to seeing all this Islamic content.

Nevertheless, here’s the age proof she posted:

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By the looks of it, she made a new account a month or two after turning 18 and began whoring herself out immediately. I wouldn’t be surprised if she has underage content out there.
 
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Frogget-me-not said:
By the looks of it, she made a new account a month or two after turning 18 and began whoring herself out immediately. I wouldn’t be surprised if she has underage content out there.
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Oh good lord. I had guessed she was slightly older, at least 21. Testosterone does grim things to the female face.
From r/phallo: post-op pooner is ready to bang her long-distance girlfriend with her floppy rotdog; needs advice on how to jerry-rig an erection. The plan is to stiffen it with self-adherent elastic, but no condom will fit.
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Might be having sex soon! No-ED, skinny girth - pep talk wanted!
Hi! I have a long-distance girlfriend and I'm travelling to see her in a few weeks, and so I'm preparing myself for the likelihood of intimacy.
I have had all 3 stages of phallo but no erectile device (kicking myself for that now), and as a skinny guy my penis is also very slim in girth.
I've looked into the coban wrap + condom thing, which seems like it'll work for firmness. But I'm still trying to find a condom that fits because the ones I've tried are too loose even after using coban wrap (doesn't help that latex free options are limited either).
I've looked at sleeves but I don't think they'd fit my girth either.
I still think coban is my best option but has anyone had any other magic remedies?
Aside from this, I'm also feeling a bit nervy and it's almost like I'm losing my virginity again except with different equipment!! Any words of wisdom for going into this?I know my gf will be understanding whatever happens, but it'd be helpful to hear from other transguys who've had similar experiences so I can be a little prepared!
Long-distance relationship in which the couple have never been intimate before, what could go wrong? That's not even mentioning the surgical flesh-noodle. I hope she likes it.

A visual on the coban wrap:
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Tilikum said:
post-op pooner is ready to bang her long-distance girlfriend with her floppy rotdog;
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I do not believe that any woman (or any gay man) would ever want one of these horrible necrotic frankenstein monstrosities inside them, even as the most performative act of globohomo worship imaginable. These women seriously need a wakeup call that they will never, ever get in their echo chambers.
 
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Geoffrey of Zealand said:
I do not believe that any woman (or any gay man) would ever want one of these horrible necrotic frankenstein monstrosities inside them, even as the most performative act of globohomo worship imaginable. These women seriously need a wakeup call that they will never, ever get in their echo chambers.
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End reddit, end Twitter and return to internet stone age. Force these women out of their echo chamber and work for a living, manual labor comes to mind.

That would cure GOTIS and attention seekers to boot.
 
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The weirdest thing about pooners to me is how so many claim they can't take the sexualization of women in society and yet the moment they transition they become openly slutty and often whore themselves out. I know they're beyond logic in any capacity but the internal framework of these women is downright perplexing.
 
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Thursday said:
The weirdest thing about pooners to me is how so many claim they can't take the sexualization of women in society and yet the moment they transition they become openly slutty and often whore themselves out. I know they're beyond logic in any capacity but the internal framework of these women is downright perplexing.
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I think for some of them, they want to be promiscuous but without all the baggage of social expectations put on women. Kind of like the ones who wear dresses and makeup, they want to do stereotypically girly stuff but they don't want to be called shallow or basic for doing so; they want to be praised for doing the same shit they want to do anyway, and they feel they have to be men in order to do that.
They see girly girls being taken for granted or insulted and slutty girls being called slutty, but they see men doing stereotypically girly things being called brave and stunning (like if a man's knitting or sewing or does eyeliner or whatever, women are fawning all over him) and slutty men being called studs. They just want some of that and in their autistic minds they think it's as easy as declaring themselves a dood.

Of course it's not the same thing because they're anxious about what other people think of them, and because there's the inherent difference in size and strength and potential consequences between the sexes they have to be more cautious about casual hookups: they can't just be fucking everything in sight or they might meet a crazy violent man or get pregnant. Instead they try to act as recklessly as they think men do and end up getting even more abuse from predatory men than they did pre-pooning and feature on Exulansic's "accidental seahorse" series of pregnant "dads". It's not fair but that's how it is, if they want to change social expectations on men and women they should join the TERFs who've been trying to do that forever.

I'll reiterate they should lift weights and learn to defend themselves before pooning out, getting comfortable with your body and physically safer cures a lot of ills.
 
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Thursday said:
The weirdest thing about pooners to me is how so many claim they can't take the sexualization of women in society and yet the moment they transition they become openly slutty and often whore themselves out. I know they're beyond logic in any capacity but the internal framework of these women is downright perplexing.
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Hongourable Madisha said:
I think for some of them, they want to be promiscuous but without all the baggage of social expectations put on women.
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Another theory I have is that testosterone increases both aggression and sex drive, making them act more sexual.

But of course, it's yet another instance of women taking on negative attributes associated with masculinity once they poon out.
 
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SkeebyPebbles_14!? said:
"mY pRoNoUnS aRe tHeY/hE!!11!1"

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the most feminine, girly thing I can think of is getting dolled up to go somewhere and take pics w 2,837 filters on.
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Wait a fucking moment... Is this "dood" an actual guy (also a troon) larping as a pooner?
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At first I thought it was another case of Kikomi but then I saw his other pics:
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