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[Lunatic Fringe]

BRO PASSES

What the hell is going on with the back of her neck?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

What the hell is going on with the back of her neck?

that's just massive test bro

you don't get it bro

 

[Snack Cracker]

What the hell is going on with the back of her neck?

crazy overdeveloped trap muscles that honestly make her neck look smaller and her frame look smaller.

You can see less retarded forms of this with bodybuilders and wrestlers like The Rock, but having the all over male physique and ability to build serious muscle mass keeps them from looking like Quasimodo most of the time.

Even though she’s got a decent amount of muscle on her frame (and claps I suppose for being one of the more rare pooners that take advantage of being on T for working out), the frame itself is small.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

crazy overdeveloped trap muscles that honestly make her neck look smaller and her frame look smaller.

You can see less retarded forms of this with bodybuilders and wrestlers like The Rock, but having the all over male physique and ability to build serious muscle mass keeps them from looking like Quasimodo most of the time.

Even though she’s got a decent amount of muscle on her frame (and claps I suppose for being one of the more rare pooners that take advantage of being on T for working out), the frame itself is small.

That makes sense. A pooner actually working out and being on T would have pretty increased muscle mass. I think what through me off is the ratio of the (over developed from T) muscles to skull ratio. Tiny hands too.

Edit: Typo

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Responding to a post from a few weeks back because I made this and never got around to posting it:

>Casper
>invisible

The jokes write themselves when it comes to pooners.

Casper + invisible + 41% = Casper the Friendly Dood!

 

[Iron Jaguar]

What the hell is going on with the back of her neck?

She is shrugging her shoulders and flexing her traps to make them seem a lot bigger than they actually are. I mean, they are definitely overdeveloped, thanks to steroids and training, but she's physically tiny. If she was a manlet with this sort of muscle development, other men would laugh behind her back and women would be repelled by her.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She is shrugging her shoulders and flexing her traps to make them seem a lot bigger than they actually are. I mean, they are definitely overdeveloped, thanks to steroids and training, but she's physically tiny. If she was a manlet with this sort of muscle development, other men would laugh behind her back and women would be repelled by her.

I was in a figure drawing studio once where the model was an actual manlet with this issue and everyone grumbled about "neck boy" and how we could draw him accurately and it still looked like a mistake.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Pooner logic: you are a male, therefore whatever genitalia you have is male. Choice quote: "I remember when I started to feel that my uterus was actually the most masculine thing about me..."

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not sure who needs to hear this but: you do have male genitalia Support(self.ftm)
submitted 3 hours ago by Silent_Marionberry69 to /r/ftm

I responded to someone’s post yesterday about being upset over not having a “male genitalia.” As a trans guy who deals with bottom dysphoria (WAY less now) I would’ve loved to read this comment 3 years ago when I first started my journey and just wanted to share to reach anyone it might help.

my comment

possibly unpopular opinion: you Do have male genitalia

hear me out: it took me years to get to this realization but i’m so glad to be here after only 3 years of both hrt and cognitive behavioral therapy (cbt and hrt covered by insurance). I’ve stopped viewing my t-dick as less than a cis-dick. i stopped viewing my uterus and ovaries as something that only “women” have cuz it’s simply not true, my existence as a man and the existence of my trans brothers and NB family prove that. I am a man with a uterus and ovaries and also a trans dick and it is a representation of my life, my experience as a trans person. I remember when I started to feel that my uterus was actually the most masculine thing about me (that was a HUGE game changer) my uterus/ovaries and genitalia were the reasons i had to become so strong in my sense of self and masculinity, they are what have challenged me stop believing that more muscles, more sex, more cars, fancy watches, sports accomplishments were going to get me to where i wanted to be: a “real man”. being a man who is AFAB challenged me to deconstruct my idea of gender and although it took a lot of emotional and mental effort I am 100% a better man because of it. I am a man who doesn’t weigh his masculinity against others, who truly believes the size of your penis has nothing to do with your manhood, I am man who ACTUALLY understand what pleasurable sex means (hint:it’s not just thrusting a dick inside someone although that might do it for some) it means understanding your partner’s body, experiences, feelings, and communicating with them. I am so happy to say i’m incredibly proud of the man I am today and that includes my dick (which is just as real as a cis dick regardless of conventional societal norms).

As trans men and trans people we do not have the luxury of being accurately represented by society/media, often times we are in fact hurt when comparing ourselves. this presents a challenge to see things differently But i’m learning that challenge is also the greatest gift bc it’s an opportunity to rediscover life in a whole new light, a beautiful, all encompassing light that unfortunately doesn’t exist in a heteronormative view of human society.

I wish you all the best on your journey, i know you will make yourself proud

 

[Surfin Terf]

She is shrugging her shoulders and flexing her traps to make them seem a lot bigger than they actually are. I mean, they are definitely overdeveloped, thanks to steroids and training, but she's physically tiny. If she was a manlet with this sort of muscle development, other men would laugh behind her back and women would be repelled by her.

My first thought was synthol, synthol freaks love their trap injections.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

My first thought was synthol, synthol freaks love their trap injections.

No, that's not synthol. Seems to be mostly Slavs and Pajeets who go that route.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

i’m so glad to be here after only 3 years of both hrt and cognitive behavioral therapy

I thought CBT was supposed to help you break out of delusional thought patterns?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Pooners gonna poon, exhibit #627721
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They really took a deep dive, eh? I wonder what this heckin manly dood looks like?

Spoiler: Click here for 100% XY chromosomes

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Every time

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Very masc and bro thing to do

I hope these women know that men and women have different heart attack symptoms and that excess testosterone in women is known to cause cardiovascular issues. Keep that in mind the next time you "abandon care" to feel safe.

"More tattoos less bewbs"

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Something... something's gone wrong with the the masto, hasn't it?

Her hairline before was looking rough so I know the bandana is covering up her newly formed sixhead.

Olympic plates are 450mm.
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That's not just a little dood, that's the world's tiniest dood, a pocket dood if you will.
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(Gave our heroic man 10 cms to compensate for the lean)

This little dood is legally a midget. Here's a heckin useful man tip Aiden: You may not be taken seriously by the world for being a short woman, but no one, especially men, will ever take a warped dwarf trying too hard to be tough seriously.

 

[Hepativore]

I thought CBT was supposed to help you break out of delusional thought patterns?

Not when the vast majority of the mental health profession has been brow-beaten into accepting the Dutch model of gender-affirming doctrine and will only affirm the trans delusions of people who are having said issues.

The moment you go to somebody in the mental health profession for "gender issues" you will just be pushed further down the path of trooning/pooning out nine times out of ten.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I thought CBT was supposed to help you break out of delusional thought patterns?

It's just behaviorism. It can be used to train you to do or think anything. Sure it's supposed to be used benevolently and ethically, to help you reframe distorted thoughts that are bringing you down. But the techniques of behaviorism can truly be used to habituate anyone to anything.

It's just the basic concept used to teach a dog to sit and wait to eat a treat set on his nose, or an exceptional autist to stop hitting his head on the wall when he wants a new juice box. People should be more concerned about its prevalence in society and by whose hands it usually is wielded.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

the usual smugposting and shit-flinging broke out

>This is transphobic
>no it's not, it's about moids
>but it's a pooner, so a woman
>but pooners are men, so we hate them
>That's transphobic
>They're being transphobic to themselves!
>Yeah but this isn't the sub for that
>For hating on men?
>But it's women
>That's transphobic

This shit sums up the mental gymnastic BS of genderwoo insanity so damn well, and pooners really are the worst of the double think.

 

[Scarecrow]

Stumbled across this lil' dood serving as the mascot for a German piercing shop. Deliberate? I wish I had a bigger image of the dood.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Stumbled across this lil' dood serving as the mascot for a German piercing shop. Deliberate? I wish I had a bigger image of the dood.
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Great design! Nothing says EXTREME like a big-eyed, thin-eyebrowed lil pooner doing a head tilt and staring at you with the eyes of a Keane painting

 

[Kalsarikännit]

The way some sick fucking Gendershits try to headcanon Sam and Frodo into a pair of pillow biters is some of the most sick fucking shit I've had the misfortune to come across and it's almost insulting to Tolkien, who didn't intend anything of the sort.
Tolkien survived the Somme, saw his friends drown in blood and mud and shit, saw them blown to pieces, gassed, burned, and tried to convey how hardship and horrific struggles can form friendships that are closer than blood, and these gross purient coom brained fucks try to turn it into a sodomite fantasy to jerk off over.
Its fucking gross and its insulting as hell.
Tolkien would be fucking appalled.

>shoehorned same-sex relationship in spite of the creator

Many such cases.

 

[Kamui]

Women don't have festishes!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ONLY A MALE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I almost cried yesterday cuz i dont have a dick
i hate hate hate having a vagina, dude. i want to have a dick so bad, i wanna fuck like a man. like wearing strap ons just aint enough for me. i wanna feel what is like to be inside a someone. i wanna jack off like a man, i wanna penetrate someone and FEEL that stuff.

yet i dont want to be a man. i dont want people to treat me like a man. i dont want to be socialized as a man. i wanna be treated like a person. i wanna be treated like me. i dont want my genitals to change the way im treated like a human, i just want a dick for the sexual aspect.

i really really want a dick. i wanna see myself with a hard-on!! yesterday i almost cried after yearning so hard for this nonexistent dick. i hate my anatomy so bad WHY was i born with this stupid vagina AAAAGHGGG%!!!!$&×

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How can a therapist look at this and not see the obvious parallel with that disorder where you think your body parts aren't your own?! Or anorexia?

I know the comparisons have been made before, and it's because they're absolutely correct. The medical machine is enabling this shit and it makes me want to throw up and give up on society.

new pooner just dropped

Good lord. What chan is this, even? This only furthers my notion that every FTM transitions as a weird, self-harming way to cope with sexual abuse.

Protip for femcels: if you want to avoid both men pretending to be women and women pretending to be men, then definitely stick to Crystal Cafe and not Reddit.

Pro tranny femcels are proof of the sheer power of female socialization. Also, CC is already rife with moids, good job advertising it to them even more.

They always make sure to point out they did something "calmy and politely." Seriously, it's always the same wording. Makes me think she threw a Rioley Ravioli magnitude tantrum.

So I did this post about this trans muscle bear getting raped by Rose Montoya.

Totally passing muscle bear right?

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BRO PASSES
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You'll get there little dood.

We need a sticker for uncontrollable laughter. That pic of her tensing all her muscles trying to look more manly had me in tears. Also what's with the tumor in her trapezius?

 

[scathefire]

>shoehorned same-sex relationship in spite of the creator

Many such cases.

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Didn’t they make this pairing canon in the show? I bet if they didn’t it’d be called “queerbaiting” which just seems to mean getting mad because your gay ship was never declared canon. They try to frame it as a political thing when really it’s a 100% personal thing.