Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Kalsarikännit]

Didn’t they make this pairing canon in the show? I bet if they didn’t it’d be called “queerbaiting” which just seems to mean getting mad because your gay ship was never declared canon. They try to frame it as a political thing when really it’s a 100% personal thing.

They did. It was not the original intention of the creator. And I can almost guarantee that a modern LOTR will at the very least queerbait Sam and Frodo if not make it happen.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Pooners gonna poon, exhibit #627721
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They really took a deep dive, eh? I wonder what this heckin manly dood looks like?

Spoiler: Click here for 100% XY chromosomes

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Every time

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Very masc and bro thing to do

Fun fact, faggots and dykes are more likely to develop asthma than straights.

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Way to advertise instantly that you are literally the worst person ever upon first glance.

Her face and head-shape remind me of the "I want your fluids" autistic lady who wants to fuck an amusement park ride.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Someone on Reddit made a kiwi pooner

 

[Surfin Terf]

Fun fact, faggots and dykes are more likely to develop asthma than straights.

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Way to advertise instantly that you are literally the worst person ever upon first glance.
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Her face and head-shape remind me of the "I want your fluids" autistic lady who wants to fuck an amusement park ride.
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I'm sure her "beard" would look bad regardless, but what's with the neck beard? She's clearly doing that intentionally.

 

[batteredpancakes]

I'm sure her "beard" would look bad regardless, but what's with the neck beard? She's clearly doing that intentionally.

Reminds me of those girls who tattoo their throat so it gives them the appearance of a more defined jawline.
I guess it does make her look slightly less like a thumb.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Way to advertise instantly that you are literally the worst person ever upon first glance.

Bitch actually got "VALID" tattooed on herself Beyond parody.

The bible verse is a bit off-brand for a genderspecial, though:
"And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience; and patience, experience; and experience, hope: and hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us."

It'd be inspiring in other contexts, but on a pooner it's a bit of a headscratcher, unless she's one of those rare self-proclaimed Christian transgenders and is trying to say she can bear the hardships of being trans because Jesus loves her or something.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Bitch actually got "VALID" tattooed on herself Beyond parody.

The bible verse is a bit off-brand for a genderspecial, though:
"And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience; and patience, experience; and experience, hope: and hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us."

It'd be inspiring in other contexts, but on a pooner it's a bit of a headscratcher, unless she's one of those rare self-proclaimed Christian transgenders and is trying to say she can bear the hardships of being trans because Jesus loves her or something.

I think it's more grandiose than that. The hardships of trans suffering make her more worthy of Jesus. The New International Version makes a bit more sense:
Not only so, but we also glory in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope. And hope does not put us to shame, because God’s love has been poured out into our hearts through the Holy Spirit, who has been given to us.

I know she's right because she has 'valid' tattooed on her throat. By God, I'm sure.

 

[Stan]

The idea that genitals aren’t an inherent part of sexuality and sexual attraction is so fucking stupid.

Troon thought kind of accepts that this is true but then they call it “genitalia preference” instead of calling it what it is, which is sexual orientation. By separating the effect (genitals) from the cause (sex), the troons are implying that n

The troons are implying that sex is somehow arbitrary and not related to genitals… which we know is lunacy.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

A perfect example of the BPD NLOG to pooner exhibitionist pipeline. I have a mostly empty Facebook i have to use for work sometimes and she was suggested to me as a public figure fan page or something. She reminds me of the Tranch pooner, Kindness. This is just random stuff I found funny, sad, fem brained, or gross.


I don't even feel the need to comment on any of these, it's all so cliché.

 

[Paper Machete]

A perfect example of the BPD NLOG to pooner exhibitionist pipeline. I have a mostly empty Facebook i have to use for work sometimes and she was suggested to me as a public figure fan page or something. She reminds me of the Tranch pooner, Kindness. This is just random stuff I found funny, sad, fem brained, or gross.

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I don't even feel the need to comment on any of these, it's all so cliché.

These people really do have weeb brainrot IMO. They're obsessed with wanting to live the life they romanticized an androgynous bishie would be. The way they talk to themselves is just straight up cringe RP. It's like coming across someone's cringe furry roleplay DMs except they're doing it out in public. I know there are other variables that make people troon and poon but for a lot of pooners this is literally just it. Being a normal (white) girl is icky but if you could be like one of the pretty characters they obsess over it'd be a lot more fun. Whether it's a real person or a fictional character, all trannies seek to skinwalk someone.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Her face and head-shape remind me of the "I want your fluids" autistic lady who wants to fuck an amusement park ride.
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does she have a thread?

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Homie needs to drop that mess and run the fuck away before they tie the knot and it's too late. He won't, of course.

 

[goat sneed]

Way to advertise instantly that you are literally the worst person ever upon first glance.

“29 09 22”
Is that a tattoo or an expiration date?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

does she have a thread?

No, she was in a famous documentary about women in love with large objects.

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

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For those not familiar with tumblr drama, transmascpetewentz is a pooner who loves writing these bizarre fantasies about doing rape by deception to gay men.

Bitch, you can think whatever you want about my genital preferences but they're not changing. Sorry you transitioned yourself into an undesirable corner.

 

[deermeat]

"I wanna be girly but I dont wanna deal with the hate women get"







and lastly a video

"I'm wrong no matter what I say" yeah because you can't change your sexuality, and most pooners transition due to sexual trauma so the "Im not into anyone" claim would be telling.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

most pooners transition due to sexual trauma

This has been repeatedly discussed. There is NO credible evidence for this claim.
What's interesting is that the all of the proponents for it seem to be women, which makes me think there's some projection going on.
A lot of women dislike their bodies simply because they know they are small and weak.
A lot of girls also cannot handle rejection from boys/men (probably the result of having no father/an uninvolved father), so their thought process seems to be, "Well, if I become a boy, they'll have to let me into their Secret Men's Club!"

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Women aren't beating the allegations that they're obsessed with school shooters

"I'm wrong no matter what I say" yeah because you can't change your sexuality, and most pooners transition due to sexual trauma so the "Im not into anyone" claim would be telling.

No, most pooners are corrupted by yaoi and KPop fandom. It has nothing to do with sexual trauma and everything to do with overindulging girls/women. Stop giving these idiots passes.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Yes, this sums it up nicely. No-one lives in fantasy world like Pooners.
I have previously said that Pooners are far, far more delusional than Troons, and I am right. Troons lament that they will never Pass, whereas Pooners get mad at not Passing, because "I AM A REAL MAN! WHY DON'T YOU SEE ME AS A REAL MAN?!" *stamps tiny foot and flounces theatrically out of room*

 

[KateHikes14]

This has been repeatedly discussed. There is NO credible evidence for this claim.

It allows abdication of responsibility, it's not going away, no matter how creepy it gets.