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I noticed this pooner is used to sell menstrual products again.
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Dakota is a half Turkish half Finnish transgender man who was born in Switzerland but raised by Finnish war veterans in a small town in Finland.
 
I noticed this pooner is used to sell menstrual products again.
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Dakota is a half Turkish half Finnish transgender man who was born in Switzerland but raised by Finnish war veterans in a small town in Finland.
"DEI Consultant
Certified Human Rights Trainer
Transgender Activist"

So, Supreme Empress of the Longhouse. Dang, we used to just call this "Karen from HR" but you do you, girlfriend.
 
Dakota is a half Turkish half Finnish transgender man who was born in Switzerland but raised by Finnish war veterans in a small town in Finland.
Imagine surviving the Soviet onslaught during WW2 (since I doubt her parents, if they are in the picture, were part of the small Finnish contingent in Afghanistan) just to see your granddaughter cut off her tits and call herself a man. With a very American name for some reason.
 
Bitch actually got "VALID" tattooed on herself :story: Beyond parody.

The bible verse is a bit off-brand for a genderspecial, though:
"And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience; and patience, experience; and experience, hope: and hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us."

It'd be inspiring in other contexts, but on a pooner it's a bit of a headscratcher, unless she's one of those rare self-proclaimed Christian transgenders and is trying to say she can bear the hardships of being trans because Jesus loves her or something.
This particular pooner is Thomasin Pick, who pooned out, then de-pooned for a while, and re-pooned. She might've got the Bible tattoo when she was doing better and is now stuck with it.
 
This particular pooner is Thomasin Pick, who pooned out, then de-pooned for a while, and re-pooned. She might've got the Bible tattoo when she was doing better and is now stuck with it.
Funny thing about permanent decisions to alter your body. Lol.
 
"DEI Consultant
Certified Human Rights Trainer
Transgender Activist"

So, Supreme Empress of the Longhouse. Dang, we used to just call this "Karen from HR" but you do you, girlfriend.
Now that you put it that way it's similar to how aristocrats would be introduced when arriving into social events.

Ironic how she's supposed to be the person that people would be consulting for understanding human behavior when she herself has to mutilate her own body and pump it full of T to "live her unapologetic life". I'd almost be interested to hear her explaining male behavior.

The testimonials in the site are full of companies praising her for helping create safe spaces in working environment, whatever that even means.
 
They did. It was not the original intention of the creator. And I can almost guarantee that a modern LOTR will at the very least queerbait Sam and Frodo if not make it happen.
Tolkien is dead, Lord of the Rings canon is fixed. Those faggots can claim anything they want, but nothing Tolkien didn't write himself is canon. You'd need to prove Ouija Boards are legit to add or change anything in Middle Earths canon.
 
Anecdotally, black girls from lower class and more religious communities still tend to be the old version of ftms (girls who were abused or butch lesbians dealing w/ homophobia), but when they're not in majority-black schools/neighborhoods they're just as susceptible to the pooner social contagion.

Thread tax: one such example
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Very manly selfies dood
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That knock-kneed stance
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I guarantee this girl was bullied for not being black enough
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Those birthing hips
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I'm not going to pretend to know much about poetry, but this seems really bad
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Obligatory septum piercing
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Clearly had a crush on Will Smith as the Fresh Prince and trying to become the ideal boyfriend
 
I'll never get over how Pooners think part being a man is constantly being shirtless while having a body that looks like a plastic bag full of yogurt and cottage cheese.
And even the ones who do hit the gym still just have fat girl arms and zero muscle mass or definition. Despite being jacked up on enough test to give them facial hair and shit. Must suck a whole extra bag of dicks to be these gym-poons and look like dogshit only to see some little gym bunny mogging the fuck out of them while still looking like girly-girls.

Like the inverse of the TiMs still looking like disgusting men while the uber butch bull-dyke is 10x as feminine as they could ever hope to be.
 
Anecdotally, black girls from lower class and more religious communities still tend to be the old version of ftms (girls who were abused or butch lesbians dealing w/ homophobia), but when they're not in majority-black schools/neighborhoods they're just as susceptible to the pooner social contagion.

Thread tax: one such example
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Very manly selfies dood
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That knock-kneed stance
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I guarantee this girl was bullied for not being black enough
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Those birthing hips
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Obligatory bad tattoos

I'm not going to pretend to know much about poetry, but this seems really bad
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Obligatory septum piercing
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Clearly had a crush on Will Smith as the Fresh Prince and trying to become the ideal boyfriend
So she exchanged being a fat, ugly negress for being a fat, ugly negress. Well done.

@Rick The Stick
Pooners think part being a man is constantly being shirtless while having a body that looks like a plastic bag full of yogurt and cottage cheese.

Fantastic.
 
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