Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Found this on Twitter. Ms Azlan T. Bird is still very vague on the specifics but she needs your money for five (yes, FIVE) MRIs and an EEG. (So PNES basically.) Munchie arc unlocked!

Also, she’s very grateful to Allah, who I’m sure definitely wouldn’t throw her off a roof.

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birdyblossom, such a manly name.
 
To celebrate the end of this goymonth, allow me to introduce you tho this terrible pooner of a furry artist.
Nigga thought this shit is good enough that it deserve to be a featured submission (comment posting disabled for obscure reasons)
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Hey DOODS, check out my cool drOOgs box!
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To celebrate the end of this goymonth, allow me to introduce you tho this terrible pooner of a furry artist.
Why do they all draw like that? I saw the art and thought it was someone else, or a different someone else. Is there a name for this style, the grody furry evolution of Tumblr-nose chibis?
Dunno how masculine that is, when you have other lifelong medical patients 3-d printing their medication storage... and making it dinosaur-themed.
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Hahaha their art style is like a van-weasel / shek-ology poop baby.
Why do they all draw like that? I saw the art and thought it was someone else, or a different someone else. Is there a name for this style, the grody furry evolution of Tumblr-nose chibis?
Pooners have only 3 type of drawing styles: asexual trash, pseudo-psychedelic trash (both ugly on purpose because manly man) and feral porn.
 
Why does it seem like they get GIRLIER after pooning? Is it the monkey brain overcompensating for things that are no longer there?
they don't actually want to be men. they just want to be sexually harassed/hit on less. so if they think they're set by pooning out they go back to the factory default
 
Again with this "conforming" shit. I swear it's the terf version of "queer".
they don't actually want to be men. they just want to be sexually harassed/hit on less. so if they think they're set by pooning out they go back to the factory default
What harrasment? Modern pooners don't poon out because "oh i was abused/icky moids look at my bewbs", they poon out because they want to be some hawt kweer yaoi boy, but the t does more than making them hairy and they drop the tomboyishness so much it would make a 50's housewife blush.
 
Again with this "conforming" shit. I swear it's the terf version of "queer".

What harrasment? Modern pooners don't poon out because "oh i was abused/icky moids look at my bewbs", they poon out because they want to be some hawt kweer yaoi boy, but the t does more than making them hairy and they drop the tomboyishness so much it would make a 50's housewife blush.
maybe i'm too old for these newfangled zoomer poomers
 
Old photos that I had saved on my phone from a terrible FTM tumblr post. In the post he talks about his degeneracy and multicultural origin.​
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He calls himself a “freak fagot pansy punk” and thinks that “embracing the freakdom” is thinking about yaoi (fetishising mlm romantic relationships) and furries.
Then he proceeds to feel oppressed when the average person does not want to play into his fetishes.​
 
maybe i'm too old for these newfangled zoomer poomers

dont feel too bad, null makes this same mistake every time he talks about pooners on mati. quite understandable that you dont want to see these women as disgusting sex pest who have had their brains mangled by porn addictions.

Most venerable transphobes of the Pooner Zoo thread, please enlighten this low-grade nooticer on the poonerdom (or just very unfortunate genetic luck) of the below individual which youtube will not stop recommending me.
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ill give the pooner credit, their thumbnails does come across as a typical soyboy youtuber thumbnai. looks much closer than a lot of trannies do. but that face still sets off red flags as being a women. my brain cant see it anything other than being female. the voice too sounds too feminine.
 
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