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This video just exudes "masculinity" does it not? Men generally do not giddily pose for pictures and giggle with each other in videos set to music that sounds like it came from a tampon commercial.

So much for "stealthing".
I like how the chests always look extra concave (as if, perhaps, this is not part of the original design).

Like, you lobbed off your perfectly normal and (presumably) healthy boobs (purposefully nippleless in this instance) just to walk around with your shirt off and not be looked at?

Welp, that's a small w in one aspect, followed by the huge L that eclipses it. On the one hand, no one is looking at your chest lustfully, but with confusion and (when they discover the reason you yeeted them) horror. In turn, creating the opposite effect of the "stare-look away" or "blatantly leering" effect normal women faced.

Congrats I guess...?
 
Congratulations, you now look like a generic butch dyke who's had a mastectomy. There is still absolutely nothing in the way you look, move, dress, behave, or decorate your surroundings that says "male". You are just another self hating lesbian who is larping as a man due to some combination of self loathing and homophobia. Cross dressing lesbians have been a thing since cavemen invented gendered garments. You are not "resilient". You are not original or ground breaking in any way, shape, manner or form.

You are a deluded weakling who is so insecure in your soul and so consumed by self hatred that you're trying to take someone else's identity for yourself. Regardless of what butchery you inflict on your body, the drugs you take, and the enablers you surround yourself with, you will always be you until you die at age forty one from complications of testosterone abuse.
 
Most packers are also rather large, even for a man-sized man, and if I see a manlet with a huge dick I'm going to look. Most pooners have no sense of proportions. The medium size they have on transguysupply.com is 4", that will look gargantuan on someone her size, since it won't move and bend with the body like a real package.
If someone who looks like Pat from Saturday Night Live is smugglin' a sandworm then a lot of people are going to be looking.

Probably not for the reasons they wish though.
 
I wonder if it's like the nips used to do in the 90s and 2000s. (Do they still do that? Idk.) You got 20-somethings dressing and acting like little kids on the weekends because their school years were entirely focused on getting good grades, and when they finally got into college or a steady job
Here in the west when I see these cases most of the time is because of strict parents, like this jewish girl whose dad wouldn't let her even see other boys so she turned into a goth slut after leaving for college. Or if they were poor, like this 30something guy going to all concerts when its mostly late teens around asking him WTF he's doing there and he was like "I couldn't afford it back then" which is understandable. Coachella is basically trustfund central.
 
My dood Ains - or how she would rather be called now, "A.J." complains about people staring dumbfounded at her crotch when she wears a packer. She specifically says that it happens with people who know she is trans, and everyone does that, "cis" and trans alike. It's really frustrating for her because she gets such a kick - I'm sorry, gender euphoria - out of wearing it, but you weirdos are totally ruining it for her.

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Gee, A.J., I don't know why people do it, I really have no idea. Maybe it's because despite affirming you night and day everyone, including troons, pooners and so-called enbies, knows exactly what trans man is and what a trans woman is, and knows exactly what a female is and what a male is, so when they see a female with a bulge which is something that isn't supposed to be there, they do a double take. Just a thought that occurred to me just now, I don't know.


they love to paint others as perverts. Dood, we are not the ones who put synthetic phallus down our pants and getting a good feeling out of it.
don't disrespect a transperson's characteristics
They really see themselves as a sacred caste, don't they?
First of all, what are these lyrics? Vague TIFy poetry and softboi junk. Secondly, I do think that many TIFs could stop hating their bodies if they worked out and got stronger. They'd appreciate their bodies for their capabilities instead of fixating on their "dirty pillows". Having breasts doesn't make you a sex object, it means you're a female mammal.
 
I guess someone never told her that your chest needs to be bigger than your stomache in order to go shirtless as a man. And your shoulders wider than your hips. Fat men should keep their shirts on at all times.
Trans people of both sexes have this real blind spot on the difference in fat distribution. The one I find gross is when you get some fat gaffer in a dress that looks hitched up at the front because it’s not designed for someone with a gut.
 
Whatever the FtM version of autogynephilia is, the packer people have it in spades. I'm so glad people are finally coming around to the idea that FtMs can be little fetishy creeps just like MtFs. "Euphoria" from wearing it, sure.
Autoandrophilia I would say, which some people don’t think exists but I have no idea how it would not exist given all the pooners I’ve seen who clearly get off to it.
 
Saw this screenshot on Twitter today, lil dood knows she's made herself a forever-alone lol

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Saw this screenshot on Twitter today, lil dood knows she's made herself a forever-alone lol

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Lol, look at this other post from her. From what I can tell, she hasn't had surgery, so her "foreskin" is her clitoral hood.
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I don’t know what it is but holy fuck , I’ve got some decent growth now but I’m getting pain underneath the foreskin where it connects to the head, I’ve checked and there’s no smegma or any gunk under there, and I can pull full back the skin covering the head, so I don’t think it’s an adhesion issue. I do jack off pretty frequently which has lead to some soreness but this started after I hadn’t had a wank for like 2 days.
 
Saw this screenshot on Twitter today, lil dood knows she's made herself a forever-alone lol

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Ah nice, the BPD just teems through the pixels. So you cut out all non-kinky people (BUT I'M A TOP), you're an admitted shut-in, but despite all your sexual proclivities that you listed at the top of your profile you don't want a quick hookup.

This is what happens when your whole support system is just online people and you never have a detached party be honest with you.
 
Saw this screenshot on Twitter today, lil dood knows she's made herself a forever-alone lol

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This is like a Rosetta stone of pooner language.

"I don't look particularly visibly queer"- while I have not beclowned myself with septum piercings, gauges...

"I'm relatively masculine personality and style wise"- I wear Carhartts and am rude...

"but I am not a big macho dude bro" -I am 4'11 and easily winded...

"I'm a top who doesn't have a dick"-I am a straight girl with extreme control issues

"I'm not even that unattractive"- my physiognomy was not grossly deformed but looks pretty weird now that I have been on T for years

"Now that I'm done with school I don't know where to meet people" -my entire social life was the queer club at college even though I am a straight girl

"I don't drink" -ACOA

"I just want to meet a guy I can have a genuine human connection with" -I am a straight girl afraid of men who has uglified herself into invisibility and painted herself into a corner.
 
That chick should just embrace her desire to "be a top" and find some dudes to ride hard or even learn the fine art of pegging and playfully dominating a male partner. She'd have no shortage of willing sexual partners. What's wrong with kids these days? Don't they understand you can be a woman without loving to be penetrated and "topped"? She obviously has no idea about sexual dynamics or how a woman can exert control in the bedroom. Everything about her posts just screams "I'm a tiny woman and I'm afraid that guys overpower me and have PiV sex with me that I have no control over, so I pretend to be a guy to have power". Sad.
 
My pee stream is a bit wild and tends to drip and run backwards towards my scrotum as it starts to a slow down towards the end.
:story: #justdoodthings

Like, what is she even doing that this is happening? If urine is going to drip/run anywhere, gravity should cause it to move toward the tip, unless she's trying to hold it up like an elephant squirting water from its trunk because she thinks that's how men pee.

...that's exactly what she's doing, isn't it. 😑

Do you all have any suggestions on how to navigate standing to pee while also keeping my underwear and pants dry?

(I still have my SP catheter- hoping to get it out soon. So I’m wearing sweatpants til I get the tube out, but it’s harder than I thought to get the front of the pants down far enough that I don’t pee on them)
The mental image of pooners running around smelling like stale piss because they can't manage their "stand-to-pee" packers or skin jellyroll grafts will never cease being hilarious to me.

All but most severely mentally disabled males, the kind that need actual caretakers to change their diapers, figure out pretty quickly how to take a leak without pissing all over themselves because, shocker, it's 1) gross and 2) embarrassing to have a telltale wet spot in the groin area.

I'm starting to think yellow pee stink lines should be added to the visual vocabulary of pooner art.

I'm also starting to think pooners are subconsciously in some sort of competition to see who can be the most stereotypically girly/feminine while still larping as "guys" or "dudes", because wtf is this video.
 
Furry pooners genuinely terrifies me.
I've said it multiple times in this website; they know only 2 different art stlyes: the ugliest thing you can imagine and cute uwu feral, either asexuals or pornographic.
Now, if you wanna know which of these 4 variants disgusts me the most (ugly asexual, ugly porn, feral uwu asexual and feral uwu porn), then I have to say that there's no match;
Pooners doing cartooinsh feral and asexual is probably the vilest thing I've ever witnessed. The mere idea of these manlets mereley existing makes me feel uneasy and sometimes unsafe as well.
Today in particular I was able to find the account of the founder of the Furaffinity Bluey fan club, which was about to post in the freak show, before noticing the homepage filled with pronouns, brainrot and autism.
Main Fursona (this creature is probably also plushophile)
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Random artpiece from her, notice how hard it tries to make this shit cute and cartoonish, which inevitably results into turning it back into a deformed sparkledog
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Most recent "art" this inhuman being has commissioned. I'd rather have a fucking terrorist break into my home and point a gun to my mother than see thing get 50 meters of distance to any minor.
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This is a continuation and finale of my previous posts featuring gross furry pooner art; I had already shown both the sfw and nsfw branches of the ugly side with gilded mantis with their abortion comic and the other retard with the stunning and brave pillbox and I won't be showing the nsfw part of the cartoonish feral because I fear that if I were to try, I'll probably end up killing myself.
 
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