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[glass_houses]

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Troons really don't understand the concept of irony, do they?

(Also, there's no way in hell that brick hon was SA'd by anything other than another brick hon)

 

[pink cigarettes]

Those e-thots aren't theoretically far off from pooners. One of their other posts that got viral had them refer to themselves as "boys". Pooners love to shove stuff down their pants, keep presenting feminine and still claim to be male. Funny enough, the biggest tell these couldn't be FtMs is they look presentable, are at a normal weight and (save for the OnlyFans shit) don't have physical signs of mental illness.

You're giving the e-thots way too much credit here. I'm not going to watch any of their content but they're probably only referring to themselves as "boys" in the sense of "cat-boys" or "ladyboys," ie, still pretending to be MTF troons. They aren't actually following the insane tranny pronoun rules, just advertising faux-shemale porn.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Kinda funny how over the years, troons have gone from "I just wanna be a woman. Call me she" to "why isn't there a transwoman option?" to fetishizing being clocked itself. I've met several who were truly 100% onboard with wanting to be women, who now want to be call failed faggots etc.

If they wanna play-pretend a woman and be called out as being dudes, great. Just a fetish. But the thin social layer over that is just a waste of time.

 

[Thursday]

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The irony is so astronomical I don't believe any assortment of words will do any justice to properly convey it.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Poonifesto got leaked. On Tuesday, The Tennessee Star and Editor-in-Chief Michael Patrick Leahy released 90 pages of writings left by Covenant School killer Audrey Elizabeth Hale.

https://files.catbox.moe/bjqk7p.pdf

 

[Paper Machete]

Kinda funny how over the years, troons have gone from "I just wanna be a woman. Call me she" to "why isn't there a transwoman option?" to fetishizing being clocked itself. I've met several who were truly 100% onboard with wanting to be women, who now want to be call failed faggots etc.

If they wanna play-pretend a woman and be called out as being dudes, great. Just a fetish. But the thin social layer over that is just a waste of time.

It's because sexual deviance always escalates. It was fun when being a tranny wasn't a normalized because it was still boundary pushing. But now that isn't enough because a lot of people are used to it and have gotten the memo. So they have to go on to the next manifestation. This is why you shouldn't ever be "accepting" of such things. Because there's always something more around the corner that's worse that you'll have to deal with.

 

[goat sneed]

You're giving the e-thots way too much credit here. I'm not going to watch any of their content but they're probably only referring to themselves as "boys" in the sense of "cat-boys" or "ladyboys," ie, still pretending to be MTF troons. They aren't actually following the insane tranny pronoun rules, just advertising faux-shemale porn.

I know, it was just an observation of how ridiculous the logic of the whole troon thing is. Phrasing it like this makes both poons and troons look stupid. If pooners can claim to be men with no biological grounds, and men can be women with a dick and a beard, why can't two Stacies pretend to be men pretending to be women?
I remember that woman from a year or two ago who got so much shit for doing a parody of Dylan Mulvaney, even though she was doing the exact same thing he does.

(Also, there's no way in hell that brick hon was SA'd by anything other than another brick hon)

"Transfemmes" often admit to being assaulted by their own kind, and then it somehow ends up being the TERFs' fault. "Yeah she raped me, but at least I'm not using the wrong pronouns!"

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Pooner at law.
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This chick is a potential lolcow. She is unhinged and has crazy eyes
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Any friendliness with her lawyer peers will run out eventually as she's so open with constantly expressing her opinions. For example she posts things like this:
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Do woke people like Gypsy's now?
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Her job is a lawyer, which means interacting with people, including criminals. IDK why so many troons get jobs that are people-oriented, especially when any frat boy could come up and say “What is that thing?”

Also, why do so many pooners act like wiggers? They always go on about other people engaging in cultural appropriation but when they do it everyone dismisses it because they’re troons who threaten suicide when told “no”.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

JK gave her the attention she craved and Erica gets to play the victim.

She lost all of her organs.

She's been really busy since yesterday.

https://x.com/search?q=from%3Alegaltweetz&src=recent_search_click&f=live

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

Hmmm, really makes you think huh

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Also, why do so many pooners act like wiggers?

Because they're tiny, White women who are afraid of niggers. So, they think acting like a nigger makes them seem tough and masculine.

 

[and I must scream]

Being almost 5 years on Testosterones, this pooner discovers her uterus atrophies after suffering debilitating cramps. She hadn't known this could happen. Her doctor told her the only solution she knows for it hysterectomy, so she tries to find out if there is any other way to take care of it. So much for informed consent, eh?

Link

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Also, why do so many pooners act like wiggers? They always go on about other people engaging in cultural appropriation but when they do it everyone dismisses it because they’re troons who threaten suicide when told “no”.

Because they're tiny, White women who are afraid of niggers. So, they think acting like a nigger makes them seem tough and masculine.

Not just pooners. The pooner at law is from the Detroit area and it’s kind of the default setting for white trash in the area. Think Kid Rick and ICP. Most are from the trashy suburbs and gravitate to the Detroit tough guy persona.

 

[Paper Machete]

Being almost 5 years on Testosterones, this pooner discovers her uterus atrophies after suffering debilitating cramps. She hadn't known this could happen. Her doctor told her the only solution she knows for it hysterectomy, so she tries to find out if there is any other way to take care of it. So much for informed consent, eh?

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Pertinent video:

Spoiler: Transcript edited for readability:

Did testosterone have negative effects you weren't told about, prepared for, and how have these changed since stopping?

There was actually. I think the biggest side effect that I wasn't told about and was not prepared for was the vaginal atrophy and the uterine atrophy. I was told by Planned Parenthood when I went to get my testosterone that one of the side effects--they give a paper with a list of side effects and it's not very many, it doesn't go into any kind of actual depth about what these side effects really mean, it's very superficial--but one of the things they mentioned was that testosterone could cause vaginal dryness. Could cause. There's no could about it. You will get that. You will have issues with your vagina if you go on testosterone and you're a female, that's just the way it is. Your body and your reproductive organs and your genitalia need estrogen and progesterone and all the other soup of hormones and stuff that your body naturally produces and creates to remain healthy and functioning and when you do not allow that to happen you're poisoning yourself. Basically, you're hurting yourself.

By the way, atrophy is not some dryness. Atrophy is thinning of the walls of the vagina, cracking, extreme dryness, and you can also bleed from the cracking and it's very, very painful. With those issues it opens you up to having other issues like chronic yeast infections and just other infections and irritation and all kinds of stuff.

So I was totally not prepared for that.

The other thing I was not prepared for was the fact that testosterone would effect my cholesterol levels and my blood glucose. So fast. I was told that me being on testosterone was just going to make me have the same kind of issues that a cis male would have and doctors repeat this over and over again. This isn't just Planned Parenthood, this is repeated just multiple times wherever you go. And that's not true. Because I'm not a man, I'm female. So it's going to be a totally different situation for me.

So in four years when I went for my last blood test before stopping testosterone, my doctor had already mentioned to me that I probably was going to need medication for high cholesterol. My blood glucose, which is what they test for diabetes, looked like I was getting real close to being pre-diabetic. I was getting real close to having an issue there.

I was just having some other issues that needed to be addressed so that was what was happening with my last bloodwork. Then I went after stopping testosterone. Three months after stopping testosterone I went for another full panel. My endocrinologist wanted to see where I was three months after stopping. I went and would you believe that all my blood work had dropped down to normal healthy levels. It was close to like it was before starting testosterone four years ago. Three months. What that tells me is that it was testosterone doing that. That was the drug. The drug was causing me to be very unhealthy because the other thing was I was actually more healthy as far as exercise and eating and you know those kind of things. When I was more active and stuff on testosterone so it really wasn't any kind of change outside of the drug. They did not tell me that.

I also was not super prepared for the hair loss. The thing is they say all these side effects are possible, they don't tell you that it is going to happen. All the possible side effects will happen to you if you're on testosterone for long enough. And it depends, one of the things that can happen that I wasn't told about--this didn't happen to me but a friend who was on testosterone for only two years--is that testosterone can also cause you to have some incontinence. You pee a little bit and you basically just can't hold it and you either leak or you sometimes have more accidents. I was not told about that. She was having leakage and she was only two years on testosterone and she was a young woman. And then she stopped testosterone within a couple months, it stopped. So again, it was the testosterone doing that.

There's so many things I was not really told about and even when I would directly ask my doctors, multiple doctors, is this being cause by testosterone they would deny it. Another thing I wasn't prepared for is that testosterone would impact my anxiety a lot. At first it helped it and helped my depression but then after about a year or so it just, the drug messed up my mental health big time. Like I had a panic disorder really, really bad. I kind of joke about this but I kind of think testosterone broke my brain a little bit. I did not have a panic disorder before and I developed one on testosterone and I do have a panic disorder now. And I take medication for it. So it sucks.

There is a multitude of things that going on testosterone, which is an anabolic steroid, will do to you if you're a female (if you're male also but I'm talking about females). The best advice that I would give if you want to learn about the actual real side effects and real impact of going on testosterone if you're female is to look at studies done on female body builders who used anabolic steroids because for the most part that's what you're using. The most common testosterone injection given to FtMs is the same drug. Look up those studies. Very interesting, very different information if you're a body builder who's a woman taking anabolic steroids. There's a lot to be concerned about. However, if you're transitioning and you're taking this drug there's not a whole lot to be concerned about, it's really strange. Same drug, same group of people, just different side effects.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Not just pooners. The pooner at law is from the Detroit area and it’s kind of the default setting for white trash in the area. Think Kid Rick and ICP. Most are from the trashy suburbs and gravitate to the Detroit tough guy persona.

...and then come across as convincingly tough as Seth Gold from Hardcore Pawn.

@Paper Machete

In summary: "I wasn't expecting these side effects. - They didn't tell me they would happen, they only said they could happen."
Talk about refusing to take responsibility.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Genuinely what the fuck were the pooners stunned by uterine atrophy expecting? “Oh, I’m gonna take exogenous hormones that work directly against my body’s design and come with a guarantee of my original parts breaking, but surely I can have my cake and eat it too here!” What else was supposed to happen?

 

[Paper Machete]

Genuinely what the fuck were the pooners stunned by uterine atrophy expecting? “Oh, I’m gonna take exogenous hormones that work directly against my body’s design and come with a guarantee of my original parts breaking, but surely I can have my cake and eat it too here!” What else was supposed to happen?

A lot of people are genuinely ignorant to the fact there is no 100% safe way to medicalize anything. They truly believe it's like a cosmetic procedure that's easy to get and not harsh on their body, and very importantly, they're encouraged in this belief by the doctors supplying them.

I think what Carol was pointing out as well, is that while they sort of list the side effects, they speak about them the same way a pill commercial lists potential side effects--it can happen, but there is an assumption it doesn't happen to everyone and won't to you. But she was saying that ALL side effects WILL happen because of T use. It's a matter of when and to what degree and there isn't a small unfortunate category of females it doesn't work for--it's every single one prescribed.

 

[scathefire]

It’s bizarre to me that these pooners are not informed about the actual, harmful side effects when going on HRT. For what reason are they kept in the dark by these supposed medical professionals? It seems so silly, not to mention damaging.

 

[Digital Thunder]

A lot of people are genuinely ignorant to the fact there is no 100% safe way to medicalize anything. They truly believe it's like a cosmetic procedure that's easy to get and not harsh on their body

FWIW my post was rhetorical—this (+ the encouragement of said ignorance) is absolutely what it is. It’s just astounding that so many people have to learn the hard way to have even a modicum of skepticism about any medical process they’re involving themselves and their bodies with. There’s corpses with greater capacity for thought and theory of mind.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

They are not imitating men, they are imitating a media image of men. Just like male troons are imitating a particular image of women (usually a porn/anime creation).

In photoshoots for male models and bands, men are always scowling at the camera for whatever reason. Pooners see that men scowl at the camera in photos. Therefore, all men scowl, and being a man means scowling. Never mind that men have a range of personalities, and even the same man will usually inhabit a variety of roles and act differently in all of them. Never mind that even men like Hafþór Björnsson:

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Will also appear in plenty of pictures looking like this:

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The pooner idea of "men" doesn't extent that far, to actual people and their real lives. It's nothing more than a fetishized idea in their head.

Women and men have different smiles due to the structure of their facial muscles. Even the most masculine, muscular, bald TIF will look so clearly female if she smiles.