Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[cybertoaster]

It just hits me: our present is like all gay jokes from the 90's became true.

She could've yolked up and become an 'actual' muscle mommy

All she had to do was lose the muffin top, that's it, face-wise she's not ugly, not a 10 either but now she looks like a buff supreme gentleman.

Her words about “get to be of service” makes me think she’d really enjoy being in the Hitler Youth or something.

Bet you she has some hitler youth yaoi somewhere............or wrote it herself.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

I think that most schools would probably confiscate pocket knives and send your kid home now so fewer kids in general have them anymore.

They do. My oldest one had her Swiss Army knife taken when it fell out of her backpack when she was in middle school. I got a breathy, concerned call that day that she had brought a “weapon”

We have literally four girls, and their dad in his infinite (and understandable) cope teaches all of them to hunt/fish/shoot/gun safely

Luckily for us, the school district just changed their policy to restorative justice or some such nonsense so she didn’t get in trouble, but was asked if she needed counseling and gave us a list of…I don’t know, something.

Anyway, sorry.

 

[Procrastinhater]

They do. My oldest one had her Swiss Army knife taken when it fell out of her backpack when she was in middle school. I got a breathy, concerned call that day that she had brought a “weapon”

We have literally four girls, and their dad in his infinite (and understandable) cope teaches all of them to hunt/fish/shoot/gun safely

Luckily for us, the school district just changed their policy to restorative justice or some such nonsense so she didn’t get in trouble, but was asked if she needed counseling and gave us a list of…I don’t know, something.

Anyway, sorry.

On one hand I understand schools these days being cautious, but on the other hand calling a Swiss Army Knife a "weapon" is fucking retarded. If she had a Kabar in her bag I'd understand, or even a butterfly knife of something like a Karambit thats designed as a weapon but Swiss Army knives have a blade shorter than your finger, its just a tool.

Or an atheist Cleric.

I could see how an Atheist Cleric (sort of) could work with a bit of imagination, maybe a Cleric that lost his faith maybe after witnessing something that made him question, so I guess not technically "Atheist" but you could make it work, like maybe an extra roll for "Crisis of Faith" when he's trying to do things that would require it.
Shit a clever DM could set up a whole plot element where the Cleric is forced to confront the source of his doubts in order to fulfill a vital part of the quest.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Because warning people that their "lifesaving medical care" has side effects is "transphobic". Even in support groups, troons and pooners will immediately dogpile anyone who complains about side effects.

This is not just a troon issue; think of HAES morons registering complaints with relevant authorities over their doctors violently triggering them by saying that they're going to die at age 45 if they don't put down the fork.

Don't undermine the ill will of medical practitioners.

If the thing is written, but they "forget to mention" all the negative effects. Sure, 9 out of 10 people go bald on HRT, but "maybe go bald" is still technically correct so...

They can say anything: conversations are never recorded and the hospital can pass blame on the doctor if anything happens.

I've noticed this before but I've never seen it discussed in literature - every single woman on testosterone ages rapidly. This woman looks 50. It must affect elasticity or something, because they immediately start getting wrinkles. Four years later and you leap frogged into middle age.

Side effects of steroids, yes. That and liver/kidney damage/stress.

I know this pooner that did T, went from cute girl to balding manlet in under 2 years. Sad.

It just hits me: our present is like all gay jokes from the 90's became true.

And predictions too. Almost as if this shit happened recently, and people who lived through this tried to warn us...

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

But the point where her veganism became the most annoying was during a short lived D&D campaign. We were being attacked by a pack of wolves and her character refused to do anything at all. Didn't even help the other player characters, just stood still and did literally nothing.

That’s extra retarded, does she think herbivores don’t kill predators when they need to? Hell, hippos sometimes kill crocodiles just for fun.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

They did. It was called Puppetry of the Penis.

I can't find the photo, but there was also a troon who turned up at the women's march with a dick hat to protest the pussy hats. As in crocheted dick and balls to complain about square 'cat ears' beanies.

 

[Glowie]

It just hits me: our present is like all gay jokes from the 90's became true.

Do you know song "Kill all faggots and gays" ? The stereotypes fit the current year like a glove.

Radfem was hot shit in 2007 or so, now it split off. 'Progressive stack ', hypersexual pride parade (compare parade seen in Borat movie to current day pride parades)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fuck, can you imagine the laughter if a man had made a play called “Conversations with my dick”,

There was Talking Cock, which was a response to the Vagina Monologues.

 

[brocktherock]

That makes a lot of sense. Skeletal differences are numerous (one of the reasons Trannies are so easy to clock and the there's nothing they can do to change it

The Q-angle comes to mind:



women’s hips = larger for childbirth, but I can see how that almost “number 7” shape wouldn’t be as good at bearing great loads from the shoulders or back. This is also the trait I instinctively clock if I can see a tranny’s thighs, they always look uncanny and then I learned about the Q angle… biology is awesome.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Eve Ensler's Vagina Monologues was cancelled around 2018 because troons complained.

This is especially ironic since she's a huge supporter of troons, and has been since the beginning.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

This is especially ironic since she's a huge supporter of troons, and has been since the beginning.

I think the bible covered this. "As ye sow, so shall ye find out" or some such.

 

[Fapcop]

This is especially ironic since she's a huge supporter of troons, and has been since the beginning.

ECXUSE ME CHUD!! Her name IS V!!!

https://www.eveensler.org/

 

[Glowie]

The Q-angle comes to mind:

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women’s hips = larger for childbirth, but I can see how that almost “number 7” shape wouldn’t be as good at bearing great loads from the shoulders or back. This is also the trait I instinctively clock if I can see a tranny’s thighs, they always look uncanny and then I learned about the Q angle… biology is awesome.

Anatomy, biology and genetics are awesome not only for the fact that troons hate all three, they're immutable proof of two sexes and tell which you are. Trannies are anti science so science is awesome.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Anatomy, biology and genetics are awesome not only for the fact that troons hate all three, they're immutable proof of two sexes and tell which you are. Trannies are anti science so science is awesome.

Ermm sweaty. You need to catch up on some real science ( sociology)

 

[Glowie]

Ermm sweaty. You need to catch up on some real science ( sociology)

You mean liberal arts?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

You mean liberal arts?

Political Science is real science. Its in the name!

 

[Poonocchio]

Ermm sweaty. You need to catch up on some real science ( sociology)

You mean liberal arts?

Political Science is real science. Its in the name!

Um I think you all mean Gender Studies.

 

[Muskcarpone]

How long before the term "gender" will be considered transphobic? Or has that already happened?

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Peaking is not a terf tactic. Peaking comes from the actions of troons themselves exposing their behavior to the wider world.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

The Q-angle comes to mind:

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women’s hips = larger for childbirth, but I can see how that almost “number 7” shape wouldn’t be as good at bearing great loads from the shoulders or back. This is also the trait I instinctively clock if I can see a tranny’s thighs, they always look uncanny and then I learned about the Q angle… biology is awesome.

Another example of troons being nature's mockery