Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Paper Machete]

The thing that always frustrates me about pooners who take the yaoi pill is that what they're fantasizing about are ultimately straight relationships. Yes, they're written with two cartoon guys or some other fandom nonsense. But they're written with the same dynamic and fembrained trains of thought as regular romances. And while real relationships aren't romance novels (or fanfics, as it were), if they got over their delusional fantasies or worked out their trauma from whatever made them want to escape their body if that's the case, they could have fulfilling, healthy relationships with men. But many of them ruin their bodies not just in regards to looks but health as well and some spend 20s and into their 30s now wasting some of the best years to find a partner uglifying themselves and trying to hang around gay men who don't want anything to do with them. At best they get some skeevy bisexual dude who is willing to look past all the body hair and balding. It's really sad. I know there are a few who have come out of it like that girl that now calls herself a trad wife and had a baby but she was still pretty young when she quit and is just flat chested now but otherwise looks normal.

What should be a time for them to work past things, gain self-worth and confidence enough to have good boundaries with people, etc. is just ruining their health, looks, and pushing them further into delusions and insecurities, as well as telling them that if they pretend hard enough they "belong" in the absolutely deranged, sex pesty gay culture.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

but what's a pooners endgame?

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

"If you're a boy who has a uterus...or if you're someone else who...or, or, or!" Oh, please. You're a grown ass woman who is so recognizably female from the way you speak and act it's ridiculous.

I was thinking about that too. Even after 5 years on T and presumably living as a man, they always have those unmistakably female mannerisms.
Also, the way those people stumble over themselves to not offend anybody is both hysterical and extremely sad...

 

[Fapcop]

I was thinking about that too. Even after 5 years on T and presumably living as a man, they always have those unmistakably female mannerisms.
Also, the way those people stumble over themselves to not offend anybody is both hysterical and extremely sad...

It’s like those posts you see on a regular basis.

“I’m a trans man and I don’t doubt I’m a man, but for some reason I’m very uncomfortable with cis men” bla blah bla.

As soon as they get out their fembrained gender ghettos, they don’t know how to act because they surround themselves with women or other girls with mental issues and have zero interaction with men or normal people.

And well… They’re women!

 

[Paper Machete]

“I’m a trans man and I don’t doubt I’m a man, but for some reason I’m very uncomfortable with cis men” bla blah bla.

This is really just imposter syndrome (or not really since they are imposters for real) and them constantly comparing themselves to the real McCoy. Some people read this as them being intimidated and residual trauma from SA but I really think it's because they know they're fakes and even most below average, room temp IQ guys are more desirable as a friend or lover than their poonerfied selves. These chicks are intimidated and get anxiety attacks around sweet petite women who don't hugbox them.

A lot of them are good examples why it's actually a good thing to try and force your autistic kid to learn how to socialize on other people's terms. They'll be under the rader 99% of the time if they're mild tism and reach mild tism if they're worse. Indulging in disorders only makes the disorder worse and doesn't help the person in question.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

This is really just imposter syndrome (or not really since they are imposters for real) and them constantly comparing themselves to the real McCoy. Some people read this as them being intimidated and residual trauma from SA but I really think it's because they know they're fakes and even most below average, room temp IQ guys are more desirable as a friend or lover than their poonerfied selves. These chicks are intimidated and get anxiety attacks around sweet petite women who don't hugbox them.

A lot of them are good examples why it's actually a good thing to try and force your autistic kid to learn how to socialize on other people's terms. They'll be under the rader 99% of the time if they're mild tism and reach mild tism if they're worse. Indulging in disorders only makes the disorder worse and doesn't help the person in question.

Not to go too much on a tangent, but it's not even just the autism that makes these people fail at socialising. It's also that we as a society, but especially in their online hugboxes, we tell those shy and awkward kids that if they're uncomfortable about any social interaction it's okay to avoid it. When in fact you should confront it. Ofc if you've never interacted with actual boys, it's going to be weird for you as a teenage girl. But that's why you have to keep at it. But nowadays many people back down and just use the "it gives me anxiety" card to opt out of everything. That's how you end up with people who can't even order food in a restaurant or call someone on the phone.

It's this constant coddling and in some cases celebration of helplessness that played a big part in making troonery so big. Instead of telling kids to suck it up during puberty, that they'll grown comfortable in their bodies or at least learn to accept them, we sell them surgeries and pills as the solution to what is normal confusion during puberty. Add all the gender woo infecting the internet via tumblr and you end up where we are now.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Lil’ dood gets dysphoria over her tiny, womanly hands…. Decides to deal with it in the most masc way possible!

I wondered why the left suddenly forgot their obsession with claiming Trump has "baby hands." Maybe they realized they were doing a heckin transphobia.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I wondered why the left suddenly forgot their obsession with claiming Trump has "baby hands." Maybe they realized they were doing a heckin transphobia.

Hilariously enough that’s what stopped the micropenis and lol fat comments.

It was troon shaming according to the women with TRT induced hyena clits because men with tiny dicklets are still men.

Same with him having a gut, there’s heckin valid females on TRT with a nice male patterned gut coming in and we can’t imply that’s a *bad* thing.

Same with him balding because TRT causes total devastation to female hairlines and can’t shame for that either.

 

[Alouatta Simia Belle]

 

[Poonocchio]

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Where the fuck did you find these?

 

[Constellationzero]

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

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the lack of shame necessary to make that t-shirt then wear it around the actual actors and make them take a photo with you. wow.

I also own a small business if you'd rather support me that way. The Instagram for it is indieclosetcrafts. My personal Instagram is chaotic_gaymer, and my DMs are always open.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

the lack of shame necessary to make that t-shirt then wear it around the actual actors and make them take a photo with you. wow.

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Fucking barf. How absolutely cringe. You KNOW she’s a Destiel shipper. I remember those unhinged bitches from my tumblr days a decade ago. They’re just as awful as those johnlock shippers from the same time.

Pooners are the worst, goddamn. How lame do you have to be to have this shirt in 2024?

 

[Snack Cracker]

Fucking barf. How absolutely cringe. You KNOW she’s a Destiel shipper. I remember those unhinged bitches from my tumblr days a decade ago. They’re just as awful as those johnlock shippers from the same time.

Pooners are the worst, goddamn. How lame do you have to be to have this shirt in 2024?

Destiel makes me so mad, and not just because Dean and Cass are straight.

When the angels were introduced they established many times that they were junkless and had nothing down there.
After the fall, they got junk.
The only time Castiel got laid was with a woman, or women in the alternative timeline.

Dean is as straight as it gets and is a consistent womanizer, but of course they care about each other as brothers in arms.

The only thing worse is Wincest.

 

[glass_houses]

Fucking barf. How absolutely cringe. You KNOW she’s a Destiel shipper. I remember those unhinged bitches from my tumblr days a decade ago. They’re just as awful as those johnlock shippers from the same time.

Pooners are the worst, goddamn. How lame do you have to be to have this shirt in 2024?

I remember reading some of the Tumblrs of crazy women who were convinced that Ackles and Padalecki were absolutely madly in love with each other, but they couldn't let the world know because it would be bad for their career and/or one of them had some deep trauma that stopped them from being together the way that they were obviously meant to be. When Paladecki married his wife Genevieve, the Tumblr nutjobs were furious, saying that Genevieve must have blackmailed him or some shit and she was pure evil etc.

It resembled nothing so much as those incredibly ill people with erotomania, who are convinced that a random celebrity is in love with them and sending them secret messages, only this time the celebrities are in love with each other and just need the Tumblrina to help them realise it.

Even when I was eyebrow deep in fandom, I always thought that the rpf people were bugfuck insane.

 

[Paper Machete]

I remember reading some of the Tumblrs of crazy women who were convinced that Ackles and Padalecki were absolutely madly in love with each other, but they couldn't let the world know because it would be bad for their career and/or one of them had some deep trauma that stopped them from being together the way that they were obviously meant to be. When Paladecki married his wife Genevieve, the Tumblr nutjobs were furious, saying that Genevieve must have blackmailed him or some shit and she was pure evil etc.

It resembled nothing so much as those incredibly ill people with erotomania, who are convinced that a random celebrity is in love with them and sending them secret messages, only this time the celebrities are in love with each other and just need the Tumblrina to help them realise it.

Even when I was eyebrow deep in fandom, I always thought that the rpf people were bugfuck insane.

Erotomania by proxy lmao.

Yeah, these people are insane. And it isn't the fact they write fanfic on its own that's the issue but that they harass the creators/actors of stuff and let their weirdo fandomness bleed into how they view the actor(s) as a person. Just because someone is playing a particular role or is a public figure is not free game to treat them that way, no, I just don't think it's appropriate in any way. And showrunners that allow/encourage that sort of behavior should be considered unprofessional at the least, because they sort of open up the door for fans to treat the actors and other creatives involved in a particular way, and for the most part just have to shut up about it even if it really bothers them because they get considered the bad guy (or girl) for expecting they're allowed to have boundaries around sweaty fujoshis and other assorted fandom undesirables.

I know a bit OT but almost all pooners are fandom crazies or have been in the past and fandom of one sort or another is where a lot of trannies get basically all their "socialization".

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Hilariously enough that’s what stopped the micropenis and lol fat comments.

It was troon shaming according to the women with TRT induced hyena clits because men with tiny dicklets are still men.

Same with him having a gut, there’s heckin valid females on TRT with a nice male patterned gut coming in and we can’t imply that’s a *bad* thing.

Same with him balding because TRT causes total devastation to female hairlines and can’t shame for that either.

And thus, Ouroboros took another bite.

 

[stupid frog]

I don't know where to post this, but I consider it Pooner research.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/swedish-academic-who-wrote-masturbation-research-paper-releases-book-about-cute-boys-in-cartoon-child-porn.200195/

This guy made this YT, does anyone dare watch it?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Spoiler: The inspiration

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

I don't know where to post this, but I consider it Pooner research.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/swedish-academic-who-wrote-masturbation-research-paper-releases-book-about-cute-boys-in-cartoon-child-porn.200195/

This guy made this YT, does anyone dare watch it?

There's something deeply surreal about an academic type talking about yaoi as if it's Shakespeare.