Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

Stumbled upon this pooner author who has stated that her decision to poon out was influenced by being teased as a child for liking "boy" hobbies like sci-fi and video games. She has a thing for Vikings and heavy metal, so the Stephanie Cianfriglia parallels are certainly there, though unlike Staph she actually at least makes some effort to dress the part of a metalhead/Norseaboo and has managed to grow more facial hair than Staph can. And idk about you guys but she kind of reminds me of a pooned out Kim from the Sammie Bushart/Sammieverse thread, but that could just be down to her choice of hairstyle.

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And she has a tattoo of the male symbol - the memes practically make themselves.

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If anyone's able to acquire a copy of her book, could be interesting to rip apart like in the Manhunt and Gender Queer threads. Supposed to be semi-autobiographical too so could provide some insight into what the hell is going on in the minds of these women.

She has the same bloated baby face as Gruffin (F) did.
Theres a definite Pooner physiognomy among some of these women.

Nigga looks like she has down's syndrome.

I don't know whether it's the T causing fluid retention or if it's a particular type of retardation that make Poonerization more likely but there's a definite look common to some of them.

 

[Peaches Demure]

She has the same bloated baby face as Gruffin (F) did.
Theres a definite Pooner physiognomy among some of these women.
I don't know whether it's the T causing fluid retention or if it's a particular type of retardation that make Poonerization more likely but there's a definite look common to some of them.

Agreed. It's shit bone structure, renal bloat, and prematurely aged, hardened skin that stand out and make normies go "eeek!" when they see a pooner. It's not natural or healthy, so it evokes a disgust reaction.

 

[cybertoaster]

Just checked and my personal pooner shedtwt cow is dead

I'm guessing suicide? or complications from being a walking medical experiment?

Check out her X account. Uber based.

She got her life and body destroyed for the sake of gender ideology, likely pushed into it like many trannies and pooners are, so basically she learned the hard way...

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I'm guessing suicide? or complications from being a walking medical experiment?

Probably suicide, but I do some digging and her friend posted picture of them at her funeral so she's actually dead, not pretending to be dead.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Even misgendered in death:

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Teena being trans is a complete fabrication. The poor girl was raped by her various pervert family members and friends for her entire life and she dressed as a boy as a defense mechanism.

The Inconvenient Truth about Teena Brandon

Carolyn Gage Teena Brandon is remembered today as the female-to-male, transgender victim of a brutal murder motivated by transphobia. When she was eighteen years old, three years before her death,...

www.triviavoices.com

 

[Iron Jaguar]

A fairly typical Xitter Pooner.
Fat? -
Smug? -
Septum piercing? -
Very girly? -
Wispy pubestache? -
Dressed like a retard? -
Claims to belong to other Oppressed Minority? -
Palesimian Flag in profile? -

The pics of her Rosh Hashanah celebration are hilarious. The shittiest looking "food" I've seen outside of a Pakistani refugee camp.
Described by her as "scrumptious". Because that's how Doodly Doods talk.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

The Inconvenient Truth about Teena Brandon​

Carolyn Gage Teena Brandon is remembered today as the female-to-male, transgender victim of a brutal murder motivated by transphobia. When she was eighteen years old, three years before her death,...

"...a particularly self-assertive and articulate girlchild appalled by the inconvenience, embarrassment, and pain of the adult female body"

"..."gender dysphoria"—a term that, when applied to females, could as well be defined as "sex-caste resistance." Identification with gender roles in a male dominant culture cannot be separated from identification with the privileges that accompany those roles."

"We live… in a male culture, i.e. state, economy, art and science are creations of man and thus filled with his spirit."

"If gender is considered an aggregate of sex-caste markers in a system of dominance based on biological sex, then it is simplistic and misleading to characterize it as "performative." Viewed in the context of a patriarchal culture, gender is emblematic of a system of dominance in which women are universally oppressed as a caste."

(Quote from article)

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Misogynists would call women brainless gold diggers, but radfems will tell you exactly how your biology will make you suffer. Their texts will describing in detail why the female sex is deemed inferior and lesser, now, then, and since the dawn of mankind.

Both TERF -> pooner and pooner -> TERF pipeline are real. They believe the same thing. I think TERFs and radfem ideology contribute to the creation of pooners by infusing young women who listened to them with paranoid fear of men, exaggerated privileges and position of males compared to them, and extremely negative view of womanhood. Radfems might frame these text as reasons why you should join them in creating a better world but the words out of context are arguably even worse than what any male misogynist can spat out about women.

Reading about how you're this poor little helpless victim who's constantly being preyed upon by the other half of the population all the time isn't healthy for a woman's psyche. It is not too big of a stretch to say that any woman who internalized this might see transitioning to male as a way to escape from the imagined threats by joining their "oppressors". Thus creating pooners who believe that they can escape from the problems of womanhood (real or imagined) by becoming men.

The culture that breed fears of men in women is making women transition into men. Congratulations, TERFs, you played yourself.

Edit: Accidentally hit post too fast

 

[Spangled Drongo]

A fairly typical Xitter Pooner.
Fat? -
Smug? -
Septum piercing? -
Very girly? -
Wispy pubestache? -
Dressed like a retard? -
Claims to belong to other Oppressed Minority? -
Palesimian Flag in profile? -

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The pics of her Rosh Hashanah celebration are hilarious. The shittiest looking "food" I've seen outside of a Pakistani refugee camp.
Described by her as "scrumptious". Because that's how Doodly Doods talk.
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That curly mullet hairstyle (variation on the zoomer perm?) is becoming more popular among pooners and theyfabs and it's really unappealing, especially when paired with other pooner classics like the wispy pube beard and septum ring.

You also forgot:

Softboi name (Ash is a popular one I've noticed, and I'm not sure if because Pokemon, or because it can be short for Asher, Ashton or Ashley, so not immediately recognisable as male or female)
"he/they" pronouns - i.e. not fully committing to the "man" identity

It's like there's a pooner factory churning them out.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

It's like there's a pooner factory churning them out.

It's called Tumblr

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Does this gay dude she's been talking to know she's a Pooner?
Because if she's one of the more "passing" ones and not the dumpy pink doughball Poonz, and she hasn't told him, I can only imagine the poor guys reaction when the pants come off and he's confronted by a rotdog, and she tells him to just hold on while she breaks out the coban and q-tips so she can try and ram a big dead looking corpse pale 'dog the size of a Colt 45 beer can up his ass.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

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Holy shit and they accuse us of failing sex ed?
Edit: You can get STDs and you can get pregnant. Yes, even though you say you have a "male brain".

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Misogynists would call women brainless gold diggers, but radfems will tell you exactly how your biology will make you suffer. Their texts will describing in detail why the female sex is deemed inferior and lesser, now, then, and since the dawn of mankind.

I'm not a big fan of Carolyn Gage at all, but I'm even less a fan of this level of misunderstanding. She wasn't saying how your biology will make you suffer. She was saying how (some) men would use your biological differences as an excuse to make women suffer, e.g.,

The poor girl was raped by her various pervert family members and friends for her entire life

That's an example of the various pervert family members making her suffer based on her biological differences, ie, her being female.

It's not that difficult.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's an example of the various pervert family members making her suffer based on her biological differences, ie, her being female.

Tbf though Teena was a child when she was molested. Wasn't that more to do with her age making her vulnerable to predatory pedophiles than her being female? Young boys get molested by family members too.
I'm not contesting the rest of what you're saying particularly, I'm just not sure a childs sex makes much difference to their vulnerability to predators.
Now adults its a different matter. Adult men are much less likely to suffer sexual assault (although it does happen) and more able to defend themselves if they do.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Does this gay dude she's been talking to know she's a Pooner?
Because if she's one of the more "passing" ones and not the dumpy pink doughball Poonz, and she hasn't told him, I can only imagine the poor guys reaction when the pants come off and he's confronted by a rotdog, and she tells him to just hold on while she breaks out the coban and q-tips so she can try an ram a big dead looking corpse pale 'dog the size of a Colt 45 beer can up his ass.

If it makes any difference, this is transboyuwu who has been talked about here. From what I can tell, they're the 19 year old who wore binders on her huge chest for so long that they looked like grandma bags before she got them lopped. I think that's the extent of her surgeries.

 

[Paper Machete]

Don't forget Teena also was dating young teenagers as a legal adult herself. Likely because they were easier to manipulate and came across as less of a threat to her addled brain. That situation was just all kinds of cray cray.

People who have been traumatized sexually need honest to goodness real legit help and interventions or their resulting copes and fucked upness can manifest in real fucked ways.

 

[and I must scream]

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Are we sure this isn't a troll, because really, how retarded can you be? "If I did get pregnant, what would happen?..." You'd be pregnant, idiot. With a baby. Use contraception you fool.

Nevermind, I went to that subreddit and saw what kind of questions are asked there, and these questions thix pooner asks are not exceptional in the slightest.

Anyway... she posted an update. I'm on my mobile so no screenshot, but here is the text:

Spoiler: her update (text)

Edit/update: I talked with guy, he wants to make sure I don't get pregnant, so he says if I want to he will use condoms. He has told me about his previous sexual partners both male and female so it doesn't seem like he's trying to hide anything. But he still says hes more than happy to use condoms. Thank you to everyone who told me you could still get pregnant on T, I was under the impression it was damn near impossible and that if it did happen, it woildnt be viable. I'm going to speak to my GP about contraceptives and what they recommend I do as I'm not sure what WI work and won't. Thank you so much for the replies. Also to clarify, I'm post op from top surgery, not bottom surgery, i don't particularly want bottom surgery, not yet anyway. Thank you all for the information, I'm very glad I know now.

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"Thank you to everyone who told me you could still get pregnant on T, I was under the impression it was damn near impossible and that if it did happen, it woildnt be viable" - wouldn't be viable? As in, you'll have a miscarriage? That's what she means? Because if you get pregnant... it means it is viable. Obviously. Also, great that she was given cross-sex hormones but nobody bothered to tell her she can still get pregnant. These people fuck with their bodies while having zero idea how their bodies work.

Is she aware that sex could still be painful for her since it's still a penis in vagina, so despite her manly brain, this could hurt? Perhaps even more so since she is on testosterone for over a year now, so her vagina is not in best shape, let's say. Or does she think she won't feel pain because she is a strong manly man? The fuck.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Is she aware that sex could still be painful for her since it's still a penis in vagina, so despite her manly brain, this could hurt? Perhaps even more so since she is on testosterone for over a year now, so her vagina is not in best shape, let's say. Or does she think she won't feel pain because she is a strong manly man? The fuck.

Lmfao, so this "gay" man she's found is promising he'll bring condoms so he can safely fuck her in her manly mans pussy?

I'm starting to doubt this "gay" dude is a homosexual as he is pretending.
Any homobros want to chip in?
Whats your thoughts on PiV sex with a Pooner?

I think Li'l Pooner is falling prey to a creepy bastard who targets Pooners because they're easy lays as long as you play along and pretend you see them as men.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Any homobros want to chip in?
Whats your thoughts on PiV sex with a Pooner?

Any sort of female is an automatic no thank you for us gays, even a titless lil dood who takes testosterone. Gross.

Speaking of pooners and gays, this one is really mad at us for not laying pipe:

 

[Paper Machete]

Troons and poon are all so fucking rapey. It doesn't matter how hand wringing and sly they try to come across. Most of their sex and dating grief amounts to "wah, wah, they don't shut up and take it".

Truly horrific.