Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

Porno pooner "Apollo Moon," also known as Forest Harader, born Hannah Lynn Harader, has passed away (a) after an unspecified injury left her braindead.

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Due to the unspecified nature of the injury and that it was not reported as an accident, many believe the lil dood joined the 41%. Additionally, the Sex Worker Action Alliance posted this after learning of Harader's passing:

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Here are some of her final tweets (s/a):

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The before and after of her poon-out:

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She once spoke at a university about "OnlyFans entrepreneurship":

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In October, Harader posted that her chosen career was negatively impacting her mental health, and mentioned stopping testosterone and trying to go to church again, which she said felt alienating.

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That retweet... oof.

Could have been a stroke, it's a known side effect of giving these girls the massive doses of T used to Poonerize them.
If it was she's lucky, she could have been the next Locked In Pooner, something the Gender Cult loves to try to hide the existence of.
From her last Xeets though it looks like she realized the magnitude of her folly and decided to rope, but botched it and choked instead of breaking her neck, and was found too late when oxygen loss had already turned her into a vegetable.
It's sad.
Could have been worse though. If you're gonna self delete use a 12 gauge. And use buckshot, not bird. And make sure it's pointed back not up, I've seen horror stories about people that flinched at the last minute and just blew their faces off, or used a .410 with birdshot and it didn't have the power to blow out the brain.
Really just don't. Get some help. It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Ugh, I forgot Locked In Pooner was only 23..
Can any medfag give info /opinion on, cos I know this kind of thing may be variously affected by "body positivity" in different areas and publications -

The nuero journal paper about LIP says that she was "otherwise healthy" ;
Would they say this about one of those Pooners who was fairly obese? (and my mind, more likely to have a big T stroke)

Is someone who is fat ever called otherwise healthy in their notes because they don't have any named diagnoses?
It's so absolutely horrifying that I'm trying to find other contributing factors.
Also, how long is the window for action, how long will she have lain there?
When someone is locked in how much of their brain and personality is remaining?

That's the horrifying thing about Locked In Syndrome, they're almost like that guy from the Metallica song ONE, not quite as bad, he was blind and deaf too, Locked In Syndrome they're conscious and can see and hear but can't move. The Locked In Pooner can't even use one of those eye tracker devices Hawking used because her eyes only move up and down.
It's truly fucking horrific and the kindest thing to do would be to give them a massive opiate OD.
As for if she was fat, not necessarily, Testosterone like other steroids works by increasing the amount of red blood cells, when your blood can carry more oxygen you can exercize harder and longer.
Especially in women though it also increases the chance of clots, which cause strokes and embolisms.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

they're almost like that guy from the Metallica song

The song is based on a book called "Johnny got his gun", It's about a soldier who comes back from the war with no arms, no legs, no face, blind, deaf and mute.

The trans version would be: Poony got her T

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Have any of you ever seen the pooner movie, Albert Nobbs (2011) with Glenn Close starring as a turn-of-the-century pooner in Ireland? I watched it a bit ago so some details are fuzzy, but it was hilarious to me how ingrained the nice-dyke ideal of "I'd treat you better than a man would!" is in the character's motivation.

How well does she pass compared to the pooners of today?

Despite them trying to portray this as grimy and "masculine", it is unmistakably fembrained.

Agreed. They read just like pro-ana thinspo.

Has this thing appeared here already?

Dr. "Asher" Larmie


I didn't need to read her bio to nose know her ethnic background.
Lengthy nonsense available here.

I kinda hope this thread opens up future parents' eyes that trendy names will just make people think your son is a pooner. While the stereotype of every pooner being named either Finn, Aidan, or Asher is true, those are also popular baby boy names of the era.

Please just name your kids after saints.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The song is based on a book called "Johnny got his gun", It's about a soldier who comes back from the war with no arms, no legs, no face, blind, deaf and mute.

The trans version would be: Poony got her T

Yeah Dalton Trombo right? I read it in High School. It's fucking grim. One of the most depressing war novels ever written.
The movie is on YouTube.
I always loved the quote the Army Chaplain said to the surgeon "he's a product of your profession, not mine" the surgeons took a guy who was paralyzed and with no external stimuli and stuck him full of tubes and forced him to live like that, left alone the explosion would have killed him, the state the guy was left in he had no chance for a normal life and the humane thing to do would be to let him die or put him out of his pain, but sometimes surgeons are psychopaths, like what they did to that Japanese guy who got irradiated, kept him alive to use him as a Guinea Pig.
A guy with who is totally crippled and with no way to experience outside stimulus, you'd go insane, sensory deprivation is used as a form of torture, forcing a guy in his condition to live, hooking him to machines, it's inhuman.
The movie is almost worse than the book, in the book an explosion blows off his arms and legs and blinds and deafens him, in the movie he is paralyzed and they think he's brain dead so they amputate his limbs, it's so fucked up.
Shit gave me nightmares.

 

[Chandelier]

Have any of you ever seen the pooner movie, Albert Nobbs (2011) with Glenn Close starring as a turn-of-the-century pooner in Ireland? I watched it a bit ago so some details are fuzzy, but it was hilarious to me how ingrained the nice-dyke ideal of "I'd treat you better than a man would!" is in the character's motivation.
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How well does she pass compared to the pooners of today?

Glenn Close could pass as an old dude already, she's got the physiognomy. Only the eyes and skull give her away.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

How well does she pass compared to the pooners of today?

She just looks like an old lesbian. Glenn Close has a strong jawline but she doesn't look masculine at all to me. Dyke is a nice suit it what it gives. So compared to pooners she passes equally well, i.e. not at all.



Also, is she supposed to be getting with that pretty 20-something in the film? Looks like there's a 40 year age difference between them - absolutely delusional thinking by everyone involved, disbelief not suspended.

Edit: oh you're supposed to believe both of these women are passing as men, amazing!

 

[Constellationzero]

How well does she pass compared to the pooners of today?

Looks like my wife.

I guess what I'm saying is KEK

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Four days later:

You'd be surprised at the number of people, especially within the gay/leftist community, who call themselves "sober" while waking and baking every day.

Also, is she supposed to be getting with that pretty 20-something in the film? Looks like there's a 40 year age difference between them - absolutely delusional thinking by everyone involved, disbelief not suspended.

Lol, again, her whole angle is typical dyke femcel line of "I treat you better than the man you let fuck you!" But in the end,

Spoiler: Spoilers for this pooner movie that's melodramatic enough to be worth watching to laugh at

she ends up getting indirectly killed by the man she was trying to replace cause biology matters and a 5'5" IRL 64-year-old woman (supposed to be ~50 in the movie) can't defend a woman from a 5'11" 20-year-old man. It's funny cause there's that other pooner and even though that pooner's "wife" dies and they're friends, in typle dyke pooner fashion, they don't wanna date another pooner.

Edit: oh you're supposed to believe both of these women are passing as men, amazing!

She reminds me of the cyclops ogre dyke who was canonically the first lesbian Disney character ever.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I mean there was that topic a few months back about the ethics of tricking pooners into thinking you're "totes a gay man" to sleep with them.

Yeah but that's just Degenerate Sexual Jujitsu.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Edit: oh you're supposed to believe both of these women are passing as men, amazing!

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At least Massive Pooner has big feet.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Pooner argues in support of trooning out two year olds.

 

[Breadquanda.]

How well does she pass compared to the pooners of today?

She just reminds me of a character in The Catherine Tate Show, Derek:

It makes sense because Derek is also a woman in makeup and prosthetics. There are some Irish men who do look very strange and uncanny, like that, but I still think you can just tell it is a woman, especially full-body.

Edit: oh you're supposed to believe both of these women are passing as men, amazing!

Oh god, that is awful. This is truly what all pooners look like. The woman on the right just looks like Miranda Hart. Even the additional height doesn't help at all.

Also, is she supposed to be getting with that pretty 20-something in the film? Looks like there's a 40 year age difference between them - absolutely delusional thinking by everyone involved, disbelief not suspended.

Yeah, it is like it was written to appeal to their passing fantasies of getting with an attractive young man and being 'totally gay' together. The pooner I know (yes, the same) also cooms over Aaron Taylor-Johnson, perhaps this is the origin of her fascination.

 

[Procrastinhater]

There are some Irish men who do look very strange and uncanny, like that,

I was going to curse you on behalf of my Irish ancestors but then I remembered theres a reason they left Ireland, maybe they met one too many men that looked like a Pooner.
Maybe they kept finding them working in sandwich shops...

 

[Palm Tree Corpse]

Pooner argues in support of trooning out two year olds.

LOL I've heard about this one but never actually heard her voice until now. I jumped

 

[Hassou Tobi]

The pooner lawyer was in court today.


Strangio made a claim that being trans is immutable. And then...

Alito: Are there individuals who are assigned male at birth who identify as female and later identify as male again?

Strangio: Yes.

Alito: Then it’s not immutable.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I was going to curse you on behalf of my Irish ancestors but then I remembered theres a reason they left Ireland, maybe they met one too many men that looked like a Pooner.
Maybe they kept finding them working in sandwich shops...

If there's anything to it, it's that Irish men often have really intense eyes, similar to the way you can see the pooner in the eyes.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

and mentioned stopping testosterone and trying to go to church again, which she said felt alienating.

if you are going to try to pull off a jenna presley dont chop your tits imo

 

[Snow Miku]

Art imitates life with Czech "gay trans artist, zinemaker & printmaker" Andreas/thequeenofbithynia (requires login)/@rejka and her zine "This Barbie is a Man". I'm sure (I hope?) she meant for them to look uncanny, but the rippling fleshtone tape on the Ken doll is genuinely unpleasant to look at. Seriously, these are as close as you can get to pooner sculpture without literally making one of those beady eyed little pink freaks.



Her whole oeuvre is a goldmine. She's got many tragic zines (‘I wanna be like you’ Is a Transmasc Song, I Keep A Shrine To My Surgeon), and her Transmasculine Portrait series deserves a full post of its own.



These people are miserable. The more they talk about their joy or euphoria, the more miserable they sound.

 

[The Decimator]

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Pooner argues in support of trooning out two year olds.


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I never before noticed how much her ears stick out. As my grandmother used to say, "She looks like a taxicab driving down the street with the doors open."