Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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The written quotes themselves seem to have originated from 'A Decaying Life: Record of 83 Days of Radiation Exposure Treatment' which itself is the written form of the original NHK report of the incident. Ouchi's quotes about his discomfort were made at the fourth day of treatment, after which he was artificially sedated so he thankfully wasn't conscious throughout most of the treatment. The English article seems to sensationalize the progression of his condition, since the skin transplants occurred three weeks after exposure, and his eyes started leaking blood on the 27th day since the incident, rather than immediately after hospitalization as the English article suggests.
I found a blogpost which has screenshots of the original broadcast and his body after his skin started peeling but it's awful and NSFL.
Sorry for another OT reply about Ouchi but it's a sore spot for me because of all the bullshit out there surrounding his case. Here's the documentary about him, with English subs. The people who treated him are actually interviewed.

The infamous photo is also definitely not him. Here's two links that debunk it.
 
I was trying to see if I could do any funny art with the fine young men in this thread, but a lot of them just give me the uncanny valley feeling and I could only do horror art with that.

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Except for this one, this one's just supersized Tumblrina Hitler.
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This idiot just looks like a bog-standard girl - but with a beard. It's so dumb. Don't know what else to say.
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I've seen a horrifying proliferation of these recently, both online and irl. These girls are going to be hit with such brutal regret in a few years when the trend is burnt out and they snap out of it. They are all hopping on the train because they are vapid basic becky types in the first place. This was the loudest voice in the room they were in when they turned 16 so here they are. If they had turned 16 in 1969 they would have pics from Woodstock and dumb 70s protests. If they had turned 16 in 1986 they would have some Glamour Shots to laugh at with their grandkids now. Alas these dumb broads turned 16 in Current Year so they will have clitoromegaly and permanent vocal cord damage, and a shocking laser hair removal bill.
 
Out of nowhere, emo artist I follow on Instagram (I know) brings up their top surgery in 4 days

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Troonism has been like AIDS or crack for the alt community *sigh*
I don't mean to judge at all but she doesn't even have that much to begin with. What's the point? Just vying for the scars like some badge of honor?
 
I just suddenly recalled that dumb piece of poetry (or whatever it was) from when Ellen Page first pooned out. It went like 'despite all their rage, he is still known as Elliot Page', which is just preposterous and manifestly untrue, since her entire career was, and is, built on her as Ellen, and that is how everyone knows her.
 
TIMs get their idea of womanhood from anime uwu shit but I've never given much thought to where pooners get their ideas of manhood from. I know yaoi is one but it seems like only some women are influenced by that. What the fuck are they watching, Will Ferrell movies? It's definitely some kind of media because real men don't behave that way, not even teens, so they're not using actual men or their male peers as references.
Slash fan fiction. Seriously. Thats why a lot of them identify as gay men, So gay men characters written by other women.
 
Slash fan fiction. Seriously. Thats why a lot of them identify as gay men, So gay men characters written by other women.
Not even characters all the time, either, it's often their own ideas they project onto real people. The Supernatural fandom and Tumblr Superwholock lunatics were a prime example. They convinced themselves the lead actors (who play brothers) were in love and the worst fans harassed and terrorised their wives so that they could be together. I think they've all become K-pop stans now, big overlap with pooners. J-pop and emo bands used to do fanservice like that too, do mild gay stuff like hugging or kissing their bandmate on stage to bait all the gross fujoshis and make them moist so they'd buy more merch. Actual gay men don't act like that, I can't imagine the pooners would enjoy a Judas Priest show, for example.
 
TIMs get their idea of womanhood from anime uwu shit but I've never given much thought to where pooners get their ideas of manhood from. I know yaoi is one but it seems like only some women are influenced by that. What the fuck are they watching, Will Ferrell movies? It's definitely some kind of media because real men don't behave that way, not even teens, so they're not using actual men or their male peers as references.
I think it’s the fact that, when you get down to it, it’s pretty hard to imitate the other sex in a way that indicates that you are that sex, rather than simply an atypical member of your actual sex. A tomboy might act masculine, but she’s still female.

Meanwhile, the subtle traits that actually do indicate maleness are harder for a socialised-female pooner to imitate or even notice. How can they, for example, dominate a room with their larger size? How can they not care about their appearance while also performing masculinity? So they seize on the most bizarre stereotypes, that they can copy, but are also unmistakably male.
 
They will never get that masculine women don’t act like men. They act like masculine women. The same with flamboyant gay guys, they aren’t women so they don’t act like women. Clearly there are biological differences in the way that we act, just like every other animal. A lot of the girls now calling themselves guys aren’t even masculine/butch anymore.
 
Rounding up a couple of Pooners for the 'Zoo from other threads.
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First off, famous AIDS Pooner, Lou Sullivan, Poonerized
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And also a potential movie promo poster for the movie that needs to happen - Ellen Page is Conan the Barbarian Non Binarian.
Make this happen Hollyweird. Stop being transphobic.
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And also a potential movie promo poster for the movie that needs to happen - Ellen Page is Conan the Barbarian Non Binarian.
Make this happen Hollyweird. Stop being transphobic.
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Ellen Page's visage gets more horrifying everyday.

To go along with the Conan the Nonbinarian idea, you can have Zula be played by a troon complete with an obvious five o' clock shadow.

In Conan the Destroyer, the mirror-beast in the castle of Toth-Amon could be a hideous, morbidly-obese troon with dangerhair and a stained, ill-fitting miniskirt.
 
Ellen Page's visage gets more horrifying everyday.

To go along with the Conan the Nonbinarian idea, you can have Zula be played by a troon complete with an obvious five o' clock shadow.

In Conan the Destroyer, the mirror-beast in the castle of Toth-Amon could be a hideous, morbidly-obese troon with dangerhair and a stained, ill-fitting miniskirt.
The original Conan the Barbarian is more epic, its a great movie and the soundtrack is fucking amazing, but Conan the Destroyer is actually more like Robert E Howard's original pulp stories. I collect old early 20th Century pulp magazines and Conan the Destroyer would fit right in in Weird Tales, it's more true to Howard's original Conan, Conan the Barbarian was more like Hour of the Dragon, the novel length Conan story he wrote. The scene where he's being crucified and bites the vulture is right out of that story.
It's the perfect role for Ellen, really sell the whole "Trans Men are Men" bullshit talking point.
Hollyweird needs to have some faith and stop being transphobic.
 
Rounding up a couple of Pooners for the 'Zoo from other threads.
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First off, famous AIDS Pooner, Lou Sullivan, Poonerized
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And also a potential movie promo poster for the movie that needs to happen - Ellen Page is Conan the Barbarian Non Binarian.
Make this happen Hollyweird. Stop being transphobic.
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I don’t understand what happened to Ellen’s face. Testosterone doesn’t change your face like that. Is it bad plastic surgery on top of this? Is she simply aging poorly?

She was one of the few women I ever had a crush on before. She was adorable.

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I don’t understand what happened to Ellen’s face. Testosterone doesn’t change your face like that. Is it bad plastic surgery on top of this? Is she simply aging poorly?

She was one of the few women I ever had a crush on before. She was adorable.

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She's a vegan.

Which is nice in theory, but a lot of the time, "vegan" is an excuse to calorie restrict, a form of orthorexia. If someone wants to be vegan, they need to be getting regular blood tests and check ups, and frequently they'll need dietary supplements even if they're eating the right foods. Some vegans are able to flourish on a plant diet, but many aren't. Unless you're from a genetic lineage where there was little to no consumption of animal products (like some branches of Hinduism, for example) chances are good that you are not going to do well on an entirely plant based diet, because humans evolved to be omnivores, and we need to eat many different foods to fulfill our nutrient requirements.

If you've ever known someone who went from eating meat and animal products to becoming a vegetarian/vegan, chances are decent you knew them initially as a reasonably mentally sound person, but a few weeks into the meat free diet it felt like they'd left the fucking planet. It's not just indoctrination from other animal rights devotes, it's because their levels of protein and vitamin B fell so fast and far that they punched a hole in the fucking floor. Their brain is starving and and starts to malfunction, and ironically, that malfunction makes them come to the conclusion that everyone is against them and persecuting them, and they cling to fucking veganism even more.

tl;dr

Ellen Paige has starved herself ugly and crazy.
 
I don’t understand what happened to Ellen’s face. Testosterone doesn’t change your face like that. Is it bad plastic surgery on top of this? Is she simply aging poorly?

She was one of the few women I ever had a crush on before. She was adorable.

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Testosterone has definitely has some effect on her but Ellen seems to have been one of those people that hit the wall hard, even before she trooned out she was looking weird, she was really cute when she was younger, but after the Cult got its claws into her brain, when she came out as a lesbian she was looking weird, she was balding but she also seemed to lose all of the softness in her face, whether she was secretly on Testosterone even before she Poonerized herself or what I don't know, but the difference between her pics when she was younger and just before she Pooned out are striking.
Bad plastic surgery, eating disorder, shitty genetics, and mental illness seem to have combined.
It's really a shame, she went noticeably down hill from the minute she started getting involved in all that Gendershit ideology.
She's a vegan.

Which is nice in theory, but a lot of the time, "vegan" is an excuse to calorie restrict, a form of orthorexia. If someone wants to be vegan, they need to be getting regular blood tests and check ups, and frequently they'll need dietary supplements even if they're eating the right foods. Some vegans are able to flourish on a plant diet, but many aren't. Unless you're from a genetic lineage where there was little to no consumption of animal products (like some branches of Hinduism, for example) chances are good that you are not going to do well on an entirely plant based diet, because humans evolved to be omnivores, and we need to eat many different foods to fulfill our nutrient requirements.

If you've ever known someone who went from eating meat and animal products to becoming a vegetarian/vegan, chances are decent you knew them initially as a reasonably mentally sound person, but a few weeks into the meat free diet it felt like they'd left the fucking planet. It's not just indoctrination from other animal rights devotes, it's because their levels of protein and vitamin B fell so fast and far that they punched a hole in the fucking floor. Their brain is starving and and starts to malfunction, and ironically, that malfunction makes them come to the conclusion that everyone is against them and persecuting them, and they cling to fucking veganism even more.

tl;dr

Ellen Paige has starved herself ugly and crazy.
That makes a lot of sense.
Humans simply didn't evolve to survive on a vegan diet, we're omnivores, and the vegan diet is just unhealthy and not good for people. They have to take vitamins because we simply did not evolve to survive with such a deficiency of vital nutrients.
Every vegan I've met has looked unhealthy and gotten tired easily, it's just an unhealthy lifestyle and people are not supposed to have such a deficient diet.
 
She's a vegan.

Which is nice in theory, but a lot of the time, "vegan" is an excuse to calorie restrict, a form of orthorexia. If someone wants to be vegan, they need to be getting regular blood tests and check ups, and frequently they'll need dietary supplements even if they're eating the right foods. Some vegans are able to flourish on a plant diet, but many aren't. Unless you're from a genetic lineage where there was little to no consumption of animal products (like some branches of Hinduism, for example) chances are good that you are not going to do well on an entirely plant based diet, because humans evolved to be omnivores, and we need to eat many different foods to fulfill our nutrient requirements.

If you've ever known someone who went from eating meat and animal products to becoming a vegetarian/vegan, chances are decent you knew them initially as a reasonably mentally sound person, but a few weeks into the meat free diet it felt like they'd left the fucking planet. It's not just indoctrination from other animal rights devotes, it's because their levels of protein and vitamin B fell so fast and far that they punched a hole in the fucking floor. Their brain is starving and and starts to malfunction, and ironically, that malfunction makes them come to the conclusion that everyone is against them and persecuting them, and they cling to fucking veganism even more.

tl;dr

Ellen Paige has starved herself ugly and crazy.
My one guy friend is now vegan and he is now suddenly complaining about hip pain. I told him that’s probably why but he seemed to ignore me lol He also drinks way more coffee than he used to, I imagine due to him lacking energy from food. Now I’m thinking of it, all the vegans I know are addicted to caffeine real bad.
 
My one guy friend is now vegan and he is now suddenly complaining about hip pain. I told him that’s probably why but he seemed to ignore me lol He also drinks way more coffee than he used to, I imagine due to him lacking energy from food. Now I’m thinking of it, all the vegans I know are addicted to caffeine real bad.
Some years back, a friend of mine went on a "cleanse" where she age only raw root vegetables. She wasn't the most stable of people to begin with, and very quickly she turned into a fucking monster. She'd tell me how healthy and clean and free from chemicals she felt...

...while sucking down one cigarette after another. She turned into a fucking human chimney. Pointing out that the cigarettes were probably much more unhealthy than anything you'd get from a sensible, balanced diet would result in a bitchkreig of epic proportions.
 
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