Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Most pooners don't announce themselves as loudly as troons because they're wilting wallflowers in the same vein that hons are overtly narcissistic to the point of aggression. They just look like frumpy troll women because they are. The most obnoxious ones are in very urban areas or otherwise leftie boutique towns.
 
Most pooners don't announce themselves as loudly as troons because they're wilting wallflowers in the same vein that hons are overtly narcissistic to the point of aggression. They just look like frumpy troll women because they are. The most obnoxious ones are in very urban areas or otherwise leftie boutique towns.
Pooner employees have taken over huge swaths of the retail sector in the US. I think it is because these sorts of jobs tend to be very baseline in terms of worker requirements and they also tend to have HR departments that are very militant in enforcing the latest "diversity" trends.
 
To be fair, I do not think a lot of "normies" are aware of all of the cultural stereotypes surrounding pooners or what "pooner" even means yet
When you mention transmen to normalfags they all think you mean troons, I think most cant understand why a woman would want to be a man
Pooner monster with rotdog stiffy greets her kids. Absolutely fucking disgusting! 🤮 🤮
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Hugging your kids with your rotdog boner, nigger what the fuck is wrong with you?
 
To be fair, I do not think a lot of "normies" are aware of all of the cultural stereotypes surrounding pooners or what "pooner" even means yet.. I mean, the most common cultural face of a "trans" person is usually a troon in his 20s and 30s, even if FTMs probably outnumber MTFs at this point because of all of the girls that are pooning-out in their high school and college years.

Because of this, I doubt most non-Kiwi Farmers hear "Aiden" or "Shaye" and think "pooner", as they probably think it is more along the lines of some pretentious teen or unlucky kid with hipster parents, much like how Gwyneth Paltrow named her child, "Apple".
Yes and keep in mind, they pick their names from the popular baby names list. So it might be odd for a 24 year old male to be named Aiden but not so for a 4 year old. I might’ve said this before, but the pooners need to search popular male baby names from the year they were born. Not the current year! So they need to be naming themselves things like Jacob, Josh, Michael etc. which here the common baby names from ~2000.

To be honest as a toddler mom… going by my kids’ classmates’ names… Aiden and Shaye are actually not even pretentious. Those are on the more tame end.
 
I found this individual after finding their Tweet on Pinterest, and wanting to archive it for the Arcane thread. They are bulking up to be a Jayce cosplayer - and almost had be fooled until I found their bathroom selfie. Then I read their bio and it clicked.
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Kinda looks like a pooner Hasan clone.
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I found this individual after finding their Tweet on Pinterest, and wanting to archive it for the Arcane thread. They are bulking up to be a Jayce cosplayer - and almost had be fooled until I found their bathroom selfie. Then I read their bio and it clicked.
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Kinda looks like a pooner Hasan clone.
It'd be interesting to know how many other pooners in her social media circles are secretly miserable whenever she joins in on the trans-affirming selfie train, all because she got good beard genes and knows where the gym is.

The troons look in a mirror and see a sex goddess, even when they're a hulking disaster. Pooners are all too aware of their appearance, no matter how many drawings covered in hair and scars they post with "normalize XYZ"
 
It'd be interesting to know how many other pooners in her social media circles are secretly miserable whenever she joins in on the trans-affirming selfie train, all because she got good beard genes and knows where the gym is.

The troons look in a mirror and see a sex goddess, even when they're a hulking disaster. Pooners are all too aware of their appearance, no matter how many drawings covered in hair and scars they post with "normalize XYZ"
She's got that Chad jawline, but whether that's due to the beard or prior genetics it can't be said unless she shaves. But she definitely passes better than most. It was the weird shape of her chest in that shirtless scene that gave it away. Men kinda have Dorito shaped torsos, whereas pooners still keep that pear shape. I wonder who did the chop because she still has the dog ears.
 
I'm not sure where this fits, but this topic seems like the best.

A preddit post was made in r/gay with the title "Men are just beautiful" (link) and you don't even have to guess where this is going, so instead just see how quickly you zero in on them.

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I'm not sure where this fits, but this topic seems like the best.

A preddit post was made in r/gay with the title "Men are just beautiful" (link) and you don't even have to guess where this is going, so instead just see how quickly you zero in on them.

If you're talking about this guy with the mastectomy scars, I think he's been posted before (Tranny Sideshows IIRC) and it turned out that he's got some sort of hormonal disorder (causing the unusual fat distribution and the gynecomastia which he got surgically removed). Now, maybe that's just a pooner lying, but I'm just repeating the thing that I vaguely remember.
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If you're talking about this guy with the mastectomy scars, I think he's been posted before (Tranny Sideshows IIRC) and it turned out that he's got some sort of hormonal disorder (causing the unusual fat distribution and the gynecomastia which he got surgically removed). Now, maybe that's just a pooner lying, but I'm just repeating the thing that I vaguely remember.
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Yeah right.
 
I've noticed FtM trannies keep on making everything in art about them. They pick a normal male character then turn that character into a pooner. Like, OK, you love seeing Trafalgar Law with tit scars and Crocodile with a clitoris and pussy because you wanna schlick to the images of muscular men with vaginas. I've never seen that happen to an otherwise cis female character, and if it has, it was not a gender thing- it was always a dickgirl and futanari fetish thing.
 
I've noticed FtM trannies keep on making everything in art about them. They pick a normal male character then turn that character into a pooner. Like, OK, you love seeing Trafalgar Law with tit scars and Crocodile with a clitoris and pussy because you wanna schlick to the images of muscular men with vaginas. I've never seen that happen to an otherwise cis female character, and if it has, it was not a gender thing- it was always a dickgirl and futanari fetish thing.
I've seen it with lesbian characters, like Vi from Arcane. It's amazing how old creepy guy talking points like "hurr hurr lesbians may as well just be/date men" have been recycled into very earnest pooner doctrine.
 
I've seen it with lesbian characters, like Vi from Arcane. It's amazing how old creepy guy talking points like "hurr hurr lesbians may as well just be/date men" have been recycled into very earnest pooner doctrine.
Troons and pooners are the most homophobic shits imaginable, just like troons are the ultimate misogynists, and pooners are completely and utterly ignorant of male culture and behaviour.
 
I've seen it with lesbian characters, like Vi from Arcane. It's amazing how old creepy guy talking points like "hurr hurr lesbians may as well just be/date men" have been recycled into very earnest pooner doctrine.

True. I've seen one tranny make OCs and of course they're all trannies, too, so she pulls up making EVERY male OC trans FtM because she herself is trans FtM it's obvious all the characters are self-inserts. All the time, it's always and forever has been FtM with or without tits paired with gross disgusting cis old man. Regarding her OCs with tits, she might as well just be drawing straight porn.
 
Troons and pooners are the most homophobic shits imaginable, just like troons are the ultimate misogynists, and pooners are completely and utterly ignorant of male culture and behaviour.
One thing I have noticed though, is that pooners, almost as much as troons, are dismissive of female issues. I posted this in the Tranny Ls thread, but I saw a comment where someone brought up endo as a means of sympathizing/bringing up an example of extreme period pain, and the pooner lost her absolute shit because the user used the word "woman." "Your experiences mean fuck all to mine" was basically the response, because the pooner's right to self project onto a male character that doesn't even exist to validate her feelings was more important than a random woman bringing up a medical condition. Of course, the pooner used the classic "um actually not all women menstruate trans men do too!" As if they're not female, but only an abstract concept.

Pooners are dismissive of female issues not because they're male, but because they never want to be reminded they're the "weaker sex". Their transness will always usurp your issues.
 
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