Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hepativore]

Whatever somebody's opinions on religion are, religion is also ultimately influenced by the culture of the rest of society that it is in. The problem with the "trans" nonsense, is that many Christian sects are also affirming it as well (Mainly some types of Protestantism for now, I think) as some forms of Judaism, like the Reform Jews and I think some Conservative Judaism synagogues. I think most forms of Islam frown on it, but how long will it be before gender ideology infects most major religions in the world if things continue as they are now?

Religious clergy are people like everybody else and everybody has their own biases and influences in terms of their opinions. The stances of many religions on issues or doctrines have changed over time because of cultural influence, so their orthodoxies are not as set in stone as people think. Taking Catholicism as an example, the Catholic church used to forbid cremation until the 1960's or so, until it changed its mind and now allows it as a way of disposing of human remains.

Unfortunately, gender ideology might not be any different, as you might start seeing more and more religions becoming pink-pilled because their members have drunk the trans Kool-Aid or more churches might start becoming "trans-friendy" as part of an outreach program to boost sagging membership. Gender nonsense seems to contaminate every aspect of society it comes into contact with.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Stumbled across this prime piece of pooner cope in a Reddit post (archive) by a gay handmaid (handgay?) who wants you to know how accepting and wonderful he is, unlike those horrible transphobic gays, and had to share:



I'm used to seeing the "transphobes are just denying their secret attraction to us because we're so hot!" line from MTF troons, but I think this might be the first time I've seen it from a pooner(-to-be).

 

[SphinxItOver]

To the extent softer features are sought after well, uh, actually...it's the youth part more than the androgyny that is the sought after aspect. They totally miss any of this because they're autistic straight girls and fetishize a completely made up thing.

It appears to me that it's less about effeminate men and more about pushing underage body type signals. Can't un-notice the similar pattern it follows to the obsession with female shaved genitals post 1970s.

 

[bad at usernames]

Over the past few months I’ve had a pooner try to skin-walk me and it’s been such a bizarre experience. It’s one thing to hear about how they literally try and turn into somebody else but having experienced it first hand it genuinely baffles me how unaware of how creepy and fucking weird they are. For context, I’m a pretty slim built guy with ‘delicate’ features, which is the ripe for the picking for yaoi obsessed pooners who want to live out some bishounen fantasy.

(For the record I’m forced to interact with this pooner due to life I’m not willingly spending my time around these people lmao).

At first it started out small, just little compliments on my appearance here and there. I didn’t really think much of it at first, it was more-so just small things like “I like your style” or whatever. I just said thanks and moved on with my day, which retrospectively was probably was the green-light for her to be a creepy weirdo thinking that my receptiveness meant I was actually interested in forming a relationship with her. Anyway, weeks go by with that routine until finally admits to me that she wished that she looked like me and thought that I was attractive. Keep in mind this isn’t one of those little anorexic pooners that could sorta pass as attractive if they stopped acting retarded, this girl was the fugly obese wannabe neckbeard breed of pooner. Honestly I felt really awkward, I guess some people take that as a compliment but I honestly didn’t know wtf to say? She said it in a really self-deprecating way too, like she was trying to get my sympathy or something; it was honestly really awkward and I’m not even sure if her autistic brain perceived it as such.

I just kind of shrugged it off and moved on with my life, but I noticed that I would she would make any excuse to get near me and talk to me. It’s weird too because it’s not even like we were close, I was just friendly and polite with her as I am with everyone. I know I shouldn’t feel bad for these people but honestly if someone being polite to you deludes you into believing that there’s any connection there you must lead a very lonely life; as a lot of these people probably do. Eventually, it progressed to the point where she would try and touch me and ‘not make it obvious’ for example she would brush her hand against mine and make it seem like an accident. Which is really fucking weird and gross when you don’t want a 300lbs+ woman with a beard trying to feel you up.

That was the breaking point for me, I basically told her something along the lines of “I think you’re alright to be around but I don’t see you as a man, however there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being how you are as a woman”. In an instant this girl went from pining over me to being vindictive and petty. After I called her out on her bs she actively tried to make my life harder in the weirdest ways. Once I left a can of coke on my desk as I was going to the bathroom and I kid you not she tried to report me for fucking littering….. right, because crying to HR about littering is totally a masculine male thing to do. She tried to be dismissive and nasty to me, which like… you weren’t even my friend in the first place so I quite literally do not care. You were just a person I had to be around in very small intervals. Trannies are a totally different breed, they’ll completely ignore your boundaries and once you put your foot down they immediately have a temper tantrum, like a fucking toddler.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Over the past few months I’ve had a pooner try to skin-walk me and it’s been such a bizarre experience. It’s one thing to hear about how they literally try and turn into somebody else but having experienced it first hand it genuinely baffles me how unaware of how creepy and fucking weird they are. For context, I’m a pretty slim built guy with ‘delicate’ features, which is the ripe for the picking for yaoi obsessed pooners who want to live out some bishounen fantasy.

It sounds like you deserved it. Maybe you should've thought a bit about how you dress so invitingly, you whore.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I was just friendly and polite with her

That was your first mistake.

“I think you’re alright to be around but I don’t see you as a man, however there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being how you are as a woman”

Yep, keep fucking up man. Should have told the little pooner to leave your ass alone to begin with.

In an instant this girl went from pining over me to being vindictive and petty

Typical woman. Doesn't get her way and becomes a vindictive bitch.

Trannies are a totally different breed,

Does "subhuman" count as a breed?

For real though, behind the shit posting, thank the Lord I don't have to deal with this shit irl. Where I work is man dominated and if it wasn't for HR we'd all still be calling black people niggers. There's few bastions of sanity left in the world. And she's gonna keep at it. She's going to continue to make your life hell the best she can. Or you can just fuck the neckbeard pooner and maybe she'll get over it.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Jesus how many times are they going to bring the constantly deboonked "poww widdle gwiwws were mowested so awused uwu" excuse? Go to any pooner profile on any social media and 99% is going to be pornsick fujoshis grooming confused teenagers to get them to poon out, and then the newly minted pooners keep the grooming cycle going. No sympathy for them.

It's not outside the realm of possibility for it to be both those things, girls who were molested, who also, paradoxically, become pornsick fujoshis as a result.

However, it seems we see far more of the latter than both options combined.

 

[Mad Hunter]

They dont, even most fags want a macho type or even a bear over a femboy

I have noticed that with bara/gay manga. The actual gay men behind that genre always draw bears and at least visibly masculine men. It's usually women drawing the femboys. Straight women.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

You'll never see one pick 'Cletus' or 'Steve',

I love it when they pick names that would be too gay for even the Twinkiest of Twinks, e.g. "Cecil".

 

[Chandelier]

I have noticed that with bara/gay manga. The actual gay men behind that genre always draw bears and at least visibly masculine men. It's usually women drawing the femboys. Straight women.

Even bara has seen an influx of pooners. Francis Xie is one such example.

 

[Mad Hunter]

I love it when they pick names that would be too gay for even the Twinkiest of Twinks, e.g. "Cecil".

Because OH NO ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS NO GENDER NEUTRAL UNLIKE SOME LANGUAGES AROUND THE WORLD (i. e., Japanese) SO LET'S BREAK THE NORM

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

I think most forms of Islam frown on it

In iran they force fags to become troons since the revolution

Keep in mind this isn’t one of those little anorexic pooners that could sorta pass as attractive if they stopped acting retarded, this girl was the fugly obese wannabe neckbeard breed of pooner.

Nigger what did you expect? a fit tomboy in guy clothes?

I have noticed that with bara/gay manga. The actual gay men behind that genre always draw bears and at least visibly masculine men. It's usually women drawing the femboys. Straight women.

Arent bears supposed to be fat? the bara shit is hairy but insane muscles

 

[Mad Hunter]

Arent bears supposed to be fat? the bara shit is hairy but insane muscles

Point is they are masculine fags and not the sexyman ladyboy beanpoles fujoshis and yumejoshi's love so much. But even pooners invaded bara, so yeah, nothing's safe from trannies.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It's not outside the realm of possibility for it to be both those things, girls who were molested, who also, paradoxically, become pornsick fujoshis as a result.

a lot of MTF were molested or abused in some way too but no one cares, they are still loonie sex pests. That difference in perception is the ultimate proof no one sees pooners as real men.

Whatever somebody's opinions on religion are, religion is also ultimately influenced by the culture of the rest of society that it is in. The problem with the "trans" nonsense, is that many Christian sects are also affirming it as well (Mainly some types of Protestantism for now, I think) as some forms of Judaism, like the Reform Jews and I think some Conservative Judaism synagogues. I think most forms of Islam frown on it, but how long will it be before gender ideology infects most major religions in the world if things continue as they are now?

Religious clergy are people like everybody else and everybody has their own biases and influences in terms of their opinions. The stances of many religions on issues or doctrines have changed over time because of cultural influence, so their orthodoxies are not as set in stone as people think. Taking Catholicism as an example, the Catholic church used to forbid cremation until the 1960's or so, until it changed its mind and now allows it as a way of disposing of human remains.

Unfortunately, gender ideology might not be any different, as you might start seeing more and more religions becoming pink-pilled because their members have drunk the trans Kool-Aid or more churches might start becoming "trans-friendy" as part of an outreach program to boost sagging membership. Gender nonsense seems to contaminate every aspect of society it comes into contact with.

Things like therapy culture, gender ideology , simulation theory and intersectiol idpol are like the new wave of secular religiosity. Its faith based beliefs for people who rejected traditional spirituality but still can't live without a replacement.

 

[xogossipgorl]

(For the record I’m forced to interact with this pooner due to life I’m not willingly spending my time around these people lmao).

In all seriousness, this pooner is sexually harassing you. Put everything you said in the context of you being a woman and the poon being your boss or even other co-worker. It's not right either way.
Calmly report the entire timeline to your HR department, just stating you want it on record as she seems to be reporting you for stupid shit-- she will most certainly escalate. It could be they're just looking for a reason to get rid of her and you'll be free of her torment.
Gray rock her from now on, and Godspeed.

 

[a feel]

life, but I noticed that I would she would make any excuse to get near me and talk to me. It’s weird too because it’s not even like we were close, I was just friendly and polite with her as I am with everyone. I know I shouldn’t feel bad for these people but honestly if someone being polite to you deludes you into believing that there’s any connection there you must lead a very lonely life; as a lot of these people probably do. Eventually, it progressed to the point where she would try and touch me and ‘not make it obvious’ for example she would brush her hand against mine and make it seem like an accident. Which is really fucking weird and gross when you don’t want a 300lbs+ woman with a beard trying to feel you up.

Oddly enough this is a very manly thing to do! It's the classic tale of "woman being polite and nice to neckbearded incel and he reads more into it", except reverse. Men will usually resort to obsessive stalking or fantasies of revenge rather than run to HR, but... the autism is the same.

I don't envy you, I hope you manage to remove her from your life.

 

[shrimping]

This is highly anecdotal, but I've never known a pooner with severe daddy issues, or daddy issues only. Sure, a lot of them come from generally dysfunctional families, but in all such cases that I can think of the dad is just a wimpy pushover or distant. A big % of the TIFs I've known had an overbearing or very misogynistic mother. Aging gold diggers, religious crazies, women who want to create an improved clone of themselves, alcoholics etc. They grow up despising the most important woman in their life, trying to identify with their cowardly and meek father figures, and then end up thinking that womanhood is stress, expectations, cruelty and manhood is just chilling and trying to escape the evil bitchy waminz.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is highly anecdotal, but I've never known a pooner with severe daddy issues, or daddy issues only. Sure, a lot of them come from generally dysfunctional families, but in all such cases that I can think of the dad is just a wimpy pushover or distant. A big % of the TIFs I've known had an overbearing or very misogynistic mother. Aging gold diggers, religious crazies, women who want to create an improved clone of themselves, alcoholics etc. They grow up despising the most important woman in their life, trying to identify with their cowardly and meek father figures, and then end up thinking that womanhood is stress, expectations, cruelty and manhood is just chilling and trying to escape the evil bitchy waminz.

All these data points are interesting, but I don't think we are going to pick any such discernable pattern in poons under about the age of 25. Maybe even as high as 30. The faddishness of this bullshit is just so extreme in the younger age groups, it's no longer just a niche affectation limited to people who have a recognizable set of things wrong with them. It's just hitting everybody who has any weakness whatsoever, all the time, everywhere.

 

[Postal Dudette]

This is highly anecdotal, but I've never known a pooner with severe daddy issues, or daddy issues only. Sure, a lot of them come from generally dysfunctional families, but in all such cases that I can think of the dad is just a wimpy pushover or distant. A big % of the TIFs I've known had an overbearing or very misogynistic mother. Aging gold diggers, religious crazies, women who want to create an improved clone of themselves, alcoholics etc. They grow up despising the most important woman in their life, trying to identify with their cowardly and meek father figures, and then end up thinking that womanhood is stress, expectations, cruelty and manhood is just chilling and trying to escape the evil bitchy waminz.

I can't begin to describe just how true this is. It hits close to home, since I myself could've gone down the pooner route. That was exactly my situation: overbearing mother and distant father. Glad I figured my shit out

 

[Mad Hunter]

Ever since the tranny agenda has grown stronger, many artists have been condemning exaggerated sexual dimorphism in FANTASY stuff. Like, what? You mean to tell me the fact that the female of the species is slimmer or curvier than the more muscular and bulkier male is stranger than the existence of some weird god out in the stars or the fact that people in whatever fantasy series can fly on brooms? It's fantasy. It's weird. It's wild. It's over the top.


Female and tranny artists want EVERYTHING to be androgynous in features for muh inclushun, muh "female" gaze, and muh feelingz. There will always be traits that will out the male and female features of a species. It's only been us humans that have discarded that natural concept and embraced poonerism enough to complain about literal sexual dimorphism.



I have a feeling Steven Universe kickstarted that more androgynous, gender-neutral, gemder-special, "inclusive" character design trope. In fact, I don't see what's so androgynous with the gems. They're all female-shaped and female-voiced. They're female.


They all just wanna goon to ladyboys, tomboys, dickgirls, cuntboys, and futas.


So they don't want exaggeration in cartoon drawings of men and women? The exaggeration is there to make a distinction among the characters if done right. Once everyone starts to look more androgynous, I'm sure these people would complain they all look the same or are all overdetailed like Vivziepop's art. TF you faggots really want?