Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I've been asked for more Kirby poons!

Spoiler: Poyo~

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

On my last trip to a big city I saw TWO pooners and holy shit I had to stop myself from staring. One was the typical fujoshi tumblr pooner, no effort whatsoever to even look masculine in fact it was quite the opposite, but on their chest was a massive sparkly pin with black lettering that said HE/HIM I nearly died. I was too stunlocked to even process it all. This was while this person was working at a cafe mind you. Even then I didnt have the heart to burst her little bubble. Her shift partner looked exhausted and didnt even make eye contact with her. Her voice was high pitched oh also trans rights flag pin on uniform of course as well as a trans colored sparkly hairclip and painted black nails. It was every trope ever rolled into one short stocky person. I did enjoy the carrot loaf but was kind of perturbed it encountered a pooner on its way to me.

The second was at the airport, it was a really large pooner, about 350 lbs give or take that had a HUGE waist/hips and its obvious theyd had masectomy but it had left the armpit fat distribution looking completely out of whack. The worst part was she was travelling with what looked like a kid that was obviously hers, had a girl partner and everybody was staring in utter confusion. Didnt seem as obnoxious as the first one and seemed to have been using T for a long time but had the worst neckbeard and cystic acne ive ever seen and it just seemed like a train wreck. Trans rights sticker on poonerphone clocked to me it wasnt just someone with weird hormones and I wasnt going crazy.

Im not used to seeing them out and about, where im from this is weird to encounter so many! Im kind of shell shocked because its like seeing a horrid mythical beast in person.

 

[Chandelier]

This was from a pooner who fists people on the regular, lies in her bed due to 'nerve pain', and wants 5000 British pounds for her PhD thesis. Also hates STEM while getting a STEM degree in ecology.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

End-stage yaoi addiction.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Clearly you're unaware that horny men on the internet posted constantly about tomboys for years; this meme was created during the peak of that era. This meme is about being sad that the tomboy will no longer be attractive to them.

So yes, I did have a reason to assume you want to fuck them.

Hold the hell on, so you sperged out at me and wrote an entire 111 word paragraph lecturing me on how I'm an evil sociopathic scumbag that only sees women as slabs of fuck meat because I used a single cropped image meme from something you don't like? Are you serious?

You essentially called me Ted Bundy because I posted a fucking meme from a hyper-specific webcomic I've never read nor have context for?


Jfc.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Hold the hell on, so you sperged out at me and wrote an entire 111 word paragraph lecturing me on how I'm an evil sociopathic scumbag that only sees women as slabs of fuck meat because I used a single cropped image meme from something you don't like? Are you serious?

You essentially called me Ted Bundy because I posted a fucking meme from a hyper-specific webcomic I've never read nor have context for?


Jfc.

Average BP poster

 

[Hepativore]

Here is a question for the girls/women in here, as I am guessing half or more of the users who read this thread are female. I am not, so I have no direct experience with this.

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment? Outsiders not familiar with our forum like to bag on how "transphobic" threads like these are, but I think that they are actually a positive thing in helping keep people who read them grounded in reality and to stay away from hormone fuckery and the SRS chop-shop.

 

[Internet Wizard]

End-stage yaoi addiction.

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apparently what they look like

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Crossposting this Pooner of New York from the Jude Valentin thread

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Spoiler: photos

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More pics dropped

Spoiler: full size

And another, because why not

Spoiler: full size

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

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apparently what they look like

What the fuck is mouthwashing? I take it is not your regular listerine routine? Do I want to know?

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

What the fuck is mouthwashing? I take it is not your regular listerine routine? Do I want to know?

Indie video game.

It has Le Retro ps2 graphics, so as expected the fanbase is infested with trannies.

 

[ApeBass]

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment? Outsiders not familiar with our forum like to bag on how "transphobic" threads like these are, but I think that they are actually a positive thing in helping keep people who read them grounded in reality and to stay away from hormone fuckery and the SRS chop-shop.

I don't need Kiwifarms to stop myself from pretending to be a man. I was fully aware of reality before signing up here.

 

[Thursday]

Here is a question for the girls/women in here, as I am guessing half or more of the users who read this thread are female. I am not, so I have no direct experience with this.

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment? Outsiders not familiar with our forum like to bag on how "transphobic" threads like these are, but I think that they are actually a positive thing in helping keep people who read them grounded in reality and to stay away from hormone fuckery and the SRS chop-shop.

I ventured here  because I knew it was all horseshit for well over a decade and frankly I'm just a digital nomad now because all my autistic feminine hobbies in online spaces are filled with pooners now and I don't know what else to do besides come here to mock them.

This thread helped me deal with the grief I was feeling of trannyism taking over my online spaces though.

 

[Dread First]

Here is an idea...we could have a "leper colony" section of the Renaissance Fair grounds and make any pooners/troons go there and they would have to wear metal masks and hooded robes just like real lepers did.

Bold of you to assume that a leper colony at a pozzed renfaire would host anyone other than DA CIS and DA STR8S. Meanwhile, you need to worry more about testosterone and oestrogen spreading via trace contact with topical gels.

 

[scathefire]

Here is a question for the girls/women in here, as I am guessing half or more of the users who read this thread are female. I am not, so I have no direct experience with this.

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment? Outsiders not familiar with our forum like to bag on how "transphobic" threads like these are, but I think that they are actually a positive thing in helping keep people who read them grounded in reality and to stay away from hormone fuckery and the SRS chop-shop.

I grew out of the dumb politics that causes people to troon/poon out a long time ago, threads like this are just how I cope with a society that worships this shit. I’m sure our pooner threads do scare straight plenty of people though.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment?

I think most KF women are too old to be swept up in the contagion--I know there are 35-year-old moms who flip out and become pooners, but for the most part it seems to strike women younger.

So if you want to reach awkward 11-year-old girls, it'll have to be something else. Maybe Null could host a reskinned, privacy-centered, free speech but with transphobic minigames Club Penguin.

It's just a flightless bird swap, after all. As more Farmers reproduce, there might even be a call for it.

 

[Ampicilina500mg]

Here is a question for the girls/women in here, as I am guessing half or more of the users who read this thread are female. I am not, so I have no direct experience with this.

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment? Outsiders not familiar with our forum like to bag on how "transphobic" threads like these are, but I think that they are actually a positive thing in helping keep people who read them grounded in reality and to stay away from hormone fuckery and the SRS chop-shop.

Kiwifarms only strengthened my anti-trans stance. I already had these transphobic tendencies in the past, but I always rejected them because I believed in "true trans people" or "just want to live their lives." Also, my first online friends were Tifs, and I didn't want to be rude to them because I liked them, so I always respected their pronouns and was never open about being anti-trans. (What surprises me is that I meet a couple of requirements to have easily become a Tif, but it just didn't happen.)
Now all my empathy for trans people is gone. I don't care about them anymore, and I just want the troon madness to end.

 

[Audit]

I think most KF women are too old to be swept up in the contagion--I know there are 35-year-old moms who flip out and become pooners, but for the most part it seems to strike women younger.

If memory serves, women on KF aren't showing up from reddit, twitter, and tumblr. Sister sites like ovarit have been name dropped quite a lot. Anyone at risk of pooning out who shows up on KF arrives here because they've heard it's a hive of transphobes. Then again, we get a concerning number of yaoi experts in this thread. Somehow, a Ao3 to KF pipeline exists in baffling fashion.

All that said, I'd be curious to see how the typical KF'er finds this site. Mocking trannies brought me here, so there's a bit of an ideological presumption to even register for a site like this.

 

[Dread First]

If memory serves, women on KF aren't showing up from reddit, twitter, and tumblr. Sister sites like ovarit have been name dropped quite a lot. Anyone at risk of pooning out who shows up on KF arrives here because they've heard it's a hive of transphobes. Then again, we get a concerning number of yaoi experts in this thread. Somehow, a Ao3 to KF pipeline exists in baffling fashion.

Not a woman, but I can guarantee you that most of the chicks here who know a good deal about yaoi went through a weeb phase where they were combing through AO3, FanFiction.net, and FictionPress while also coming up with cracked BL pairings in the mangas, animes, and TV shows they consumed for shits and giggles. Even divorced from a "yaoi" context, BL pairings can transcend anime/manga altogether and find weird places IRL. Jared Padelecki and Jensen Ackles were well-aware of the Wincest pairing in the Supernatural fandom and they took it like champs. "Larry" from One Direction, however, caused a ton of discomfort and tension between Louis and Harry during a time when the band as a whole were already being mocked for being kinda fruity and looking gay.

 

[Ampicilina500mg]

I'd be curious to see how the typical KF'er finds this site. Mocking trannies brought me here, so there's a bit of an ideological presumption to even register for a site like this.

I discovered Kiwifarms years ago while searching for examples of SJW art because at that point I was no longer using Tumblr, and the search led me directly to this place, specifically the SJW art thread.
And you're right, the ideological leanings were there, which is why I continued to frequent this site.