💤 Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute

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How much is the Ralpharing worth?

  • 100k+

    Votes: 27 4.0%

  • 10-100k

    Votes: 5 0.7%

  • 1-10k

    Votes: 40 6.0%

  • 100 bucks

    Votes: 257 38.4%

  • He found it in his gunt folds, Clyde never even existed.

    Votes: 138 20.6%

  • Less than Meigh's 50 cent Kinder egg engagement ring.

    Votes: 202 30.2%
  • Total voters
    669
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Ralph was given his Papaw's ring by his Uncle Clyde. It's apparently worth tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars. He has been flexing this ring to prove he is hood rich:

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However, it seems likely to be fake. So now Ralph is coping hard to prove the haterz wrong:

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So, real or fake? 💍

Edit: Moar Ralpharang:

 
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Let's see, according to this site, the average nickel coin uses 12.5 cents worth of actual nickel metal.

If the average nickel coin weighs five grams, the average man's wedding ring weighs between three-nine grams, and if Ralph was telling the truth about it being made out of nickel, then even under the best circumstances, if you disregard the gemstones (which let's face it; are probably fake) his ring (what metal it's made of, at least) is worth less than 25 cents.

Edit: If its gold plated that jacks up the price significantly, but still. He might as well have gotten a ring from a gacha machine. It certainly looks like it came from one.
 
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Goldsmiths wasn't really that great, it was the Walmart of its time and eventually it was bought up by Macy's.
 
Ah cool, my grand dad left me a ring too when he died, but I'm not a faggot that goes around bragging about it, it's safely in storage where it won't cause the locals to beat my ass and steal it thinking it's of actual value.

I'm sure Ralph will fight those 10 muggers off bravely, single handedly knocking all 11 of the out, but graciously let the 12 of them take the ring instead of his life.
 
Good job OP. I can finally sperg about Ralphajewellery in peace, thanks to my aunt.

Mind if an "s" is added? We can sperg about Amanda's putrid Mumbai QVC ring as well.
 
The ring is worth probably $3-$400 tops and that’s assuming it’s got some real gold in it and isn’t just plated. Ethan’s Uncle is a Ralph, same as Ethan. He’s Ronnie’s brother for fucks sake. You think he’s going to give Gunt anything of real value?
 
Ralph already sunk in too much reputation to go back on the ring being worth less than how much we make in a month. You think he's gonna ghost it with a similar ring of superior quality?
 
Is there any way to peruse previous listings in Ralph’s area?
 
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