Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute

[WutangLee]

The ring is worth probably $3-$400 tops. Ethan’s Uncle is a Ralph, same as Ethan. He’s Ronnie’s brother for fucks sake. You think he’s going to give Gunt anything of real value?

No. Brand new one is worth a couple hundred. Ralphs look's degraded, and damaged.

 

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The Gunt Lantern

 

[Lincoln A-log]

He could have let it go ignoring it but his ego wouldn't let him, He responded so quickly which instantly gives away the fact its a fake

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Those diamonds are looking faker than silicon tits

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He could have let it go ignoring it but his ego wouldn't let him, He responded so quickly which instantly gives away the fact its a fake

If that ring was solid gold and if those diamonds were real, Ralph would have stopped at the first jewelry store on his way home from his uncle’s house to have it appraised and he’d be waving that appraisal around to own the haterz. Hell, he probably had it appraised thinking that it WAS real and now knows damn well that ring is just costume jewelry. That’s why he’s so defensive about it.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Good job OP. I can finally sperg about Ralphajewellery in peace, thanks to my aunt.

Mind if an "s" is added? We can sperg about Amanda's putrid Mumbai QVC ring as well.

By all means, if you want to change it to include Meigh's ring, I shall yield to your Jannie authority. I would be legit interested to know which ring is actually worth more.

In fact I'll add Meigh's ring to the poll for the hell of it. xD

 

[WutangLee]

So I'm trying to distinguish the gold quality with keeping Ralphs shitty photo work messing with the lighting a bit. Obviously we're gonna have to throw 24-10karat range out the window, so finding a picture of a 9karat cold ring I can see how maybe it could be Gold, not just gold plated nickel

 

[Lincoln A-log]

If that ring was solid gold and if those diamonds were real, Ralph would have stopped at the first jewelry store on his way home from his uncle’s house to have it appraised and he’d be waving that appraisal around to own the haterz. Hell, he probably had it appraised thinking that it WAS real and now knows damn well that ring is just costume jewelry. That’s why he’s so defensive about it.

Absolutely true

he would have himself a free flex on everyone

 

[GuntN7]

It's worth +100K, Ralph deemed it 5 STARS and we the alogs will turn it into the Chris Chan medallion.

 

[WutangLee]

Absolutely true

he would have himself a free flex on everyone

I would think he'd at least post a picture of the karat quality. I sometimes I see it on rings.

 

[Blasterisk]

It's worth +100K, Ralph deemed it 5 STARS and we the alogs will turn it into the Chris Chan medallion.

Only the best Nickel-plated Crayola FUCKIN' Model Magic for a Ralphamale.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Ralph already sunk in too much reputation to go back on the ring being worth less than how much we make in a month. You think he's gonna ghost it with a similar ring of superior quality?

He doesn’t have the cash to buy a better ring. He had to use Meigh’s credit card just to buy his Cowboy Hat.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

So I'm trying to distinguish the gold quality with keeping Ralphs shitty photo work messing with the lighting a bit. Obviously we're gonna have to throw 24-10karat range out the window, so finding a picture of a 9karat cold ring I can see how maybe it could be Gold, not just gold plated nickel

It's genuinely hard to tell from the lighting, but I know for sure that 24K gold doesn't look that fucking dull. If it is actual high karat gold, you'd think he'd spend the 5$ at a jeweller to have the fucking thing polished/cleaned properly. Guess he can't afford it with his gambling addiction.

 

[Nate Scully 025]

Notice that after all of the silver coins and jokes with Null, Ralph has to show off his gold ring? Might someone be jealous of our favorite silver merchant doggo?

(Likely coincidence, but would be funny if it was true.)

 

[bornuglyaf]

That ring is cheap as hell. His uncle bought that piece of crap like 10 years ago on etsy and told rape-it ralph the gullible it was some heirloom. His finger is literal dying too. Why would you post your swollen purple finger with the copper ring?

 

[Matt Damon]

Even his fingers are grotesque. He's got the hands of an elderly fat woman.

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

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Are we going to see kiwifarms branded, masonic gunt rings for sale soon?

Is that the Kenosha Kid in your profile pic? Its really throwing me for a loop because of the five o'clock shadow and laugh lines

Why does PPP want to buy the ring? If its choking Ralphs piggy fingers what makes PPP think it will fit on his?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I would think he'd at least post a picture of the karat quality. I sometimes I see it on rings.

He did post a photo showing the interior was marked 14k.

The ring is hilariously tacky. If it’s 100% real he’d be lucky to get $250 at a pawn store. Some shady jewelry store would give him an inflated “replacement value” appraisal of $1,000 at best.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why does PPP want to buy the ring? If its choking Ralphs piggy fingers what makes PPP think it will fit on his?

Maybe he doesn't plan to wear it on his finger.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

1. That thing looks like a weird cyclopean set of headlights.
2. The center setting is loose and about to fall out.
3. LOL he's going to lose one of his piggy hooves the way that thing is squeezing him. Get the pickle brine ready.
4. Get some more convincing fake diamonds next time.
5. I've seen costume jewelry at garage sales that looked more convincing.
6. All of the angular shapes trying to reaffirm masculinity in spite of that giant hooker bling is an absolute eyesore.