💤 Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The ring is one of Ralph's horcruxes now. The blue checkmark on twitter, the Killstream, the Kid Diddler hat, the ring, the manpurse (destroyed) and lastly... the gunt. If you destroy them all, Ralph dies.

This is a good comparison because Ralph quite literally has a She Who Must Not be Named

 

[FinnSven]

The ring is one of Ralph's horcruxes now. The blue checkmark on twitter, the Killstream, the Kid Diddler hat, the ring, the manpurse (destroyed) and lastly... the gunt. If you destroy them all, Ralph dies.

Well he has lost fights to teenagers, despite being a grown man who claims to be powerful.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Maybe the Red Lantern core recruited Ralph for being such a ragepig.

 

[MeltyTW]

I just realized ralph was tricked into flaunting a relic of fail by Clyde just like a certain other virginian with rage

CHRIS ES KANG AHLL STRANGLE THA CLYDE

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I just realized ralph was tricked into flaunting a relic of fail by Clyde just like a certain other virginian with rage

CHRIS ES KANG AHLL STRANGLE THA CLYDE

The transformation is coming in nicely toobs stream.me dlive odysee cozy.tv TMDWU

 

[New & Improved Username]

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Maybe the Red Lantern core recruited Ralph for being such a ragepig.

They can fuck shit up though. Ralph can barely move on his own on account of having muscles almost as atrophied as his crippled brother’s, whom he never seems to visit.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I can't get over how ralph keeps morphing into chris chan. First the killstream being like his sonichu, then the striped shirt, and now the ring.

I'm sure there are even more similarities but they keep being so on the nose that one would think he has chris as his idol or something, but no. He's just that same level of retarded as chris is.

 

[Cryptojew]

Oftentimes mens rings like this have a hollow back. If it's not cleaned regularly, it will accumulate dead skin cells and bacteria which then can congeal into a solid mass. Back when I worked in jewelry repair, my coworkers and I called it "ring meatloaf".

Spoiler: Gross

Ralph's ring may also have human shit trapped underneath, so imagine the smell

As far as valuing the ring, I've seen similar styles sold at upwards of $4000. Those were solid 18k with nice quality diamonds though, so it's unlikely the Gunt's ring is worth nearly that much. Assuming it's not costume jewelry, I'd wager it's probably in the $1000-1500 price range. Wholesale price would maybe be $500.

 

[I am vomit]

This is going to go the way of the portugal man purse.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is going to go the way of the portugal man purse.

They'll have to chop his piggy fingers off to retrieve his dead grandpa's KKK grand wizard ring.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

They'll have to chop his piggy fingers off to retrieve his dead grandpa's KKK grand wizard ring.

I wouldn't be surprised if any of the Ralph's were part of the KKK.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

They'll have to chop his piggy fingers off to retrieve his dead grandpa's KKK grand wizard ring.

That’s assuming it doesn’t just fall off from the finger turning gangrenous. Aren’t there already photos where his ring finger is already fucking purple from the thing?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

They can fuck shit up though. Ralph can barely move on his own on account of having muscles almost as atrophied as his crippled brother’s, whom he never seems to visit.

What are you talking about? Look at his life. He did a pretty good job of fucking that up.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

"Earth!" "Water!" "Wind!" "Fire!" "Heart!"

<Ralph pauses> <presents his hood-rich ring>

"Fat!"

 

[Chiridion]

Oftentimes mens rings like this have a hollow back. If it's not cleaned regularly, it will accumulate dead skin cells and bacteria which then can congeal into a solid mass.

Gross. Is it just to create the illusion of volume without costing more?

 

[AltisticRight]

Gross. Is it just to create the illusion of volume without costing more?

Short answer, yes.

Longer answer, when was the first time you remember you're old enough to munch on an Easter egg just to find out it's hallow?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I need an Amberlynn-Ralph merge where trolls pointing out his fat fingers leads to Ralph buying ring sizing kits off of Amazon to fake prove his sausage finger isn't a size 10

 

[GaryGrey]

God dammit Ralph get that thing resized before you loose the hoof. Even when taking picture to own the haters those fat fingers are so big the phone focuses on that rather than the ring. @theralph touch the ring in frame to set it as the focus, better yet have May take a picture since she doesn't have the shakes from alcohol abuse. Until you post solid in focus pictures of the ring it will remain KiwiFarms certified appraisal of under $100.
EDIT:
Ralph there is one really easy way to prove the value of that ring. Get an insurance policy on it. The insurance company will get it appraised and then you can post the appraisal to really show us all up.

 

[ManBearHog]

The ring is one of Ralph's horcruxes now. The blue checkmark on twitter, the Killstream, the Kid Diddler hat, the ring, the manpurse (destroyed) and lastly... the gunt. If you destroy them all, Ralph dies.

Metokur confirmed horcrux