Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute

[Expendable Zaku]

Does Ralph translate to “village drunk” in old English?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

A bit late for the party
Ash nazg durbatulûk,
Ash nazg guntbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk,
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

One ring to rule them all
One ring to gunt them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them

It even doesn't require extensive edit. It perfectly fits

 

[Pill Cosby]

I think this Captain Planet reboot has gone a bit too far.

 

[Fareal]

Ralph certainly has issues with Ronnie and his family. In his Hollarin' Stream with Metokur, he kept screaming about "the name you were born with, the name your family gave you". Ralph came off as caring about Jim's name change as a very deep and personal offense. I think there is a lot of shame based around his family as well as many unresolved issues with Ronnie himself.

Luckily for his only son, he was born a Vickers and will never be a Ralph

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Does Ralph translate to “village drunk” in old English?

The word you looking for is probably a village malt-worm.

 

[AltisticRight]

The word you looking for is probably a village malt-worm.

Or "Ethan Oliver Ralph".

 

[Eydallur]

I happen to know a thing or two about jewellery.
Whenever you see this scalloped or hollowed out design on rings it's a dead giveaway that whoever bought it is a cheapskate. This is only done to save money on materials in order to appeal to penny pinchers and the poor.
If the stones were real the gold band itself (assuming it's solid gold) would represent a tiny fraction of the value of this piece — why then would you cheap out on what is at most a couple Jacksons worth of gold?
Like another person said in this thread, hollowed out rings collect a lot of dead skin and dirt but they're also a lot less comfortable than a regular solid band.

I'm quite baffled this fat idiot would be bragging about this ice then show it off in a way that makes it obvious it's just a cheap piece of shit.

For those curious, a plain 18k band of this approximate size and thickness might sell for $400-600 to someone like you — a regular schlub who walks in the door — the actual metal itself retails for much lower. If you're shopping for an engagement ring but you don't want to be a sad sap who buys a hollowed out ring, buy the band seperately and find a nice stone, then take it to a goldsmith and have them set the stone for you. It might not be cheaper in the end but you'll avoid getting ripped off.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph is too much of a pussy to prove the a-logs wrong. Ralph, I know your ring features 3 top FL grade D colour MASSIVE Ralphadiamonds. Get it tested so you can a holler over the pesky a-logs in this thread.

 

[MagmaStalker]

his finger sausages are disgusting to look at, but im sure meigh prefers them over his micro penis.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Dear kiwis, I found perfect tune to read this thread

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

his finger sausages are disgusting to look at, but im sure meigh prefers them over his micro penis.

Yeah they’re larger and get cleaned more often

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Good sleuthing Lorne, followed a few links and there we have it: Ralph's uncle is "Louis Ralph".
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For reference, his name is Howard Louis Ralph. He’s one of those people that goes by the middle name.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/roralph

Fun fact: Uncle Louie dropped out of High School, but later went on to become a Registered Nurse. He remains the most accomplished Ralphamale in the Ralph family tree.

EDIT: Regarding the stricken language above, the source of this info was Louis’s Facebook posts. However, reviewing them more closely, it appears that the profile used to belong to Rachel Ralph, who appears to be Louie’s wife/ex-wife. It appears Rachel gave the profile to Uncle Louie some time after 2011. But I can confirm that this is Ralph’s uncle, and the source of the ring.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

For reference, his name is Howard Louis Ralph. He’s one of those people that goes by the middle name.
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/roralph

Fun fact: Uncle Louie dropped out of High School, but later went on to become a Registered Nurse. He remains the most accomplished Ralphamale in the Ralph family tree.

I looked for Louis Ralph on Facebook and couldn't find him...

Great job!

He's like Broken Mirror Ralph, he looks his age and is gainfully employed. Shit, he even looks happy!

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I've always held the sentiment that jewelry is worthless and not worth the money unless it provides powers or magical abilities. Beyond that if your showing off your jewelry your just wasting my time and yours.

The only jewellery that I like is watches, and that's only because it have practical uses and many more function to get very autistic over.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

Well. At this point, I think we can safely conclude the Ralpharing is a shitty Etsy ring. If anything else were troo, we would've heard about it by now.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I looked for Louis Ralph on Facebook and couldn't find him...

Great job!

He's like Broken Mirror Ralph, he looks his age and is gainfully employed. Shit, he even looks happy!

He seems like a relatively wholesome guy, compared to Ethan anyway. I don’t know all that much about him. He said he dropped out of HS in his Junior year and got married. But his first wife of 36 years (Marijohn Turner) would have been 14-15 years old at the time. So he married her when she was 14-15? IDK, I need to look into this more. It’s a weird timeline and situation TBH. Then again, this is West Memphis, so maybe that’s normal over there.

Anyway, Howard Louis Ralph got rid of Marijohn (not sure what he did with her), and I believe he remarried a lady named Rachel Crossett (now Rachel Ralph). Here they are:



By the way, Rachel Ralph is the older lady in the first photo. Not sure why he’s got his hands all over the younger girl (I believe that’s “LaTasha Woodell,” who is I think his niece by marriage).

In a related development, Evan Ralph has made an appearance:

I have been informed that this is Evan:

Spoiler: Evan Ralph

Sorry if this is derailing. I had looked into Uncle Louie a while back, but his name didn’t really come up until this ring thing.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He seems like a relatively wholesome guy, compared to Ethan anyway. I don’t know all that much about him. He said he dropped out of HS in his Junior year and got married. But his first wife of 36 years (Marijohn Turner) would have been 14-15 years old at the time. So he married her when she was 14-15? IDK, I need to look into this more. It’s a weird timeline and situation TBH. Then again, this is West Memphis, so maybe that’s normal over there.

Anyway, Howard Louis Ralph got rid of Marijohn (not sure what he did with her), and I believe he remarried a lady named Rachel Crossett (now Rachel Ralph). Here they are:
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By the way, Rachel Ralph is the older lady in the first photo. Not sure why he’s got his hands all over the younger girl (I believe that’s “LaTasha Woodell,” who is I think his niece by marriage).

In a related development, Evan Ralph has made an appearance:
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I have been informed that this is Evan:

Spoiler: Evan Ralph

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Sorry if this is derailing. I had looked into Uncle Louie a while back, but his name didn’t really come up until this ring thing.

Always nice to get more info on the retard, and cool to see you found a pic of his brother Evan.

 

[Christorian X]

He seems like a relatively wholesome guy, compared to Ethan anyway. I don’t know all that much about him. He said he dropped out of HS in his Junior year and got married. But his first wife of 36 years (Marijohn Turner) would have been 14-15 years old at the time. So he married her when she was 14-15? IDK, I need to look into this more. It’s a weird timeline and situation TBH. Then again, this is West Memphis, so maybe that’s normal over there.

Anyway, Howard Louis Ralph got rid of Marijohn (not sure what he did with her), and I believe he remarried a lady named Rachel Crossett (now Rachel Ralph). Here they are:
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View attachment 3226849
By the way, Rachel Ralph is the older lady in the first photo. Not sure why he’s got his hands all over the younger girl (I believe that’s “LaTasha Woodell,” who is I think his niece by marriage).

In a related development, Evan Ralph has made an appearance:
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I have been informed that this is Evan:

Spoiler: Evan Ralph

View attachment 3226867

Sorry if this is derailing. I had looked into Uncle Louie a while back, but his name didn’t really come up until this ring thing.

Evan looks more like what everyone thought Flamenco would look like than Flamenco.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He seems like a relatively wholesome guy, compared to Ethan anyway. I don’t know all that much about him. He said he dropped out of HS in his Junior year and got married. But his first wife of 36 years (Marijohn Turner) would have been 14-15 years old at the time. So he married her when she was 14-15? IDK, I need to look into this more. It’s a weird timeline and situation TBH. Then again, this is West Memphis, so maybe that’s normal over there.

Anyway, Howard Louis Ralph got rid of Marijohn (not sure what he did with her), and I believe he remarried a lady named Rachel Crossett (now Rachel Ralph). Here they are:
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View attachment 3226842
View attachment 3226849
By the way, Rachel Ralph is the older lady in the first photo. Not sure why he’s got his hands all over the younger girl (I believe that’s “LaTasha Woodell,” who is I think his niece by marriage).

In a related development, Evan Ralph has made an appearance:
View attachment 3226866
I have been informed that this is Evan:

Spoiler: Evan Ralph

View attachment 3226867

Sorry if this is derailing. I had looked into Uncle Louie a while back, but his name didn’t really come up until this ring thing.

Really? Which one of you units left that message? I mean it’s funny, but come on now.
Also isn’t there an Evan thread somewhere?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Really? Which one of you units left that message? I mean it’s funny, but come on now.
Also isn’t there an Evan thread somewhere?

It was removed due to poor taste and irrelevance. With which I agree, there's no need to hound invalids. Well, unless we talking about black dragon Tony. But it's another story