Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute

[Automaton Type 2B]

His brain is so melted, he slurs every word.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

The ring is barely worth three-fiddy and it was also given to him as a "family heirloom". It's probably something that his grandpa drunkenly bought on QVC, not knowing he was getting completely scammed.

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If it's a family heirloom, I don't see the reason to flaunt it, since it is not worth to anyone but the person wearing the heirloom. Family heirlooms has less to do with the value of the object and more to do with the object attributing to the memory of family.

Though, since Ethan Ralph has no concept of family, it's safe to say that he just goes all "SHINY ROCK! ME RICH!"

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

If it's a family heirloom, I don't see the reason to flaunt it, since it is not worth to anyone but the person wearing the heirloom.

It's his Wigger mindset, he has to flaunt all his """wealth""", whether he created/earned it. Perceived or real doesn't matter.
Same thing with his loan shark car, his shitty rental shack, the multiple purses and even Meigh, who most people would see as low class leftovers.

Ralph's absolute inability to create anything worthwhile or lasting is amazing. Even his kids are just an object to be flaunted, to be shown around.
No actual work involved for him besides having an erection that lasts longer than a minute so whatever BPD chick he finds can impregnate herself with the Ralphaseed™.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If it's a family heirloom, I don't see the reason to flaunt it, since it is not worth to anyone but the person wearing the heirloom. Family heirlooms has less to do with the value of the object and more to do with the object attributing to the memory of family.

Though, since Ethan Ralph has no concept of family, it's safe to say that he just goes all "SHINY ROCK! ME RICH!"

 

[Kinochet]

Why would Ralph wear a cheap chain necklace if he was allergic to cheap metal? Hmmmmm.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

https://www.afashionblog.com/can-you-be-allergic-to-gold/

"Yes you can be allergic to gold, but the chances are slim." Nothing slim about Ralph. What a stupid fucking lie that's so easy to verify. Props to the actual concerned guntguard for inadvertently exposing him.

 

[MeltyTW]

If it's a family heirloom, I don't see the reason to flaunt it, since it is not worth to anyone but the person wearing the heirloom. Family heirlooms has less to do with the value of the object and more to do with the object attributing to the memory of family.

Though, since Ethan Ralph has no concept of family, it's safe to say that he just goes all "SHINY ROCK! ME RICH!"

dont fucking flaunt sentimental dead person jewelry. its trashy af and denigrates your entire bloodline. from tha top awn doawn.

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xannyberries for tha gunt tribe, gunt tribe do da gunt shuffle make many (joshua) moon demons flee from trailer camp

 

[Beef Elemental]

I bet he pawned it. Fake dono to inject false lore about being "alergic." Next time someone challenges him about it he can say he stopped wearing it because of that. The ring was too small when he bought it and like an idiot he thought he'd just lose some weight and it will fit. He probably kept wearing it to keep up appearances long past the point of reason.

 

[Fannyscum]

Credit to @cheese burger69 for the stills from Ralph's stream. That cheap ring really left a mark, looks painful:

 

[AltisticRight]

Credit to @cheese burger69 for the stills from Ralph's stream. That cheap ring really left a mark, looks painful:
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He really is a dysgenic abomination. Imagine this creature coming up to you making obscene comments about your wife, daughter, mother, aunt, sister... any women in your life because he's a fat misogynist pig. How would you resist the urges to turn him into a pulp of pink slime?

 

[make_it_so]

Credit to @cheese burger69 for the stills from Ralph's stream. That cheap ring really left a mark, looks painful:
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Are we sure that mark is because he's allergic, or is it because it was too tight for his fat fingers?

He really is a dysgenic abomination. Imagine this creature coming up to you making obscene comments about your wife, daughter, mother, aunt, sister... any women in your life because he's a fat misogynist pig. How would you resist the urges to turn him into a pulp of pink slime?

It the same case with MovieBob - a repulsive, pig-eyed, inbred-looking degenerate that constantly attacks people (particularly women) for their looks because they have the wrong politics and writes genocidal screeds about entire sections of the population. The only reason Bob hasn't gotten his ass kicked like Ralph is because he never travels.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Credit to @cheese burger69 for the stills from Ralph's stream. That cheap ring really left a mark, looks painful:
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Post weigh in, faggot. You swore you’d be 225 or you’d quit your show.

 

[AltisticRight]

Didn't he say he'll kill himself if he weren't 225? He'll need some strong rope and a tree made out of titanium for that fat neck and gut.

 

[Obscura539]

Didn't he say he'll kill himself if he weren't 225? He'll need some strong rope and a tree made out of titanium for that fat neck and gut.

He swore on his mother’s grave.

I’m on mobile so I can’t embed.

https://youtube.com/shorts/6hRy6-odgdE?feature=share

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Chris Chan's energy ghoul is really starting to steer the ship huh

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He swore on his mother’s grave.

I’m on mobile so I can’t embed.

https://youtube.com/shorts/6hRy6-odgdE?feature=share

His mother doesn't even have a grave because he was too broke for one and let them dump her ass in a big oven with the dead drifters and state criminals so I guess he gets off on a technicality. Big win for the Ralphamale!

 

[Telemeter]

He really is a dysgenic abomination. Imagine this creature coming up to you making obscene comments about your wife, daughter, mother, aunt, sister... any women in your life because he's a fat misogynist pig. How would you resist the urges to turn him into a pulp of pink slime?

He's not even a misogynist, he's just afraid of men and thinks attacking their women is the internet equivalent of a kick in the nuts.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Credit to @cheese burger69 for the stills from Ralph's stream. That cheap ring really left a mark, looks painful:
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One of my ex's bought me a Silver ring; my finger went red like his. So his ring is either "not gold" or he's had his fingers in Corrine.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Credit to @cheese burger69 for the stills from Ralph's stream. That cheap ring really left a mark, looks painful:
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Cheap ring that probably isn't even sized correctly for the Ralphamale's girthy sausage fingers.

This is another parallel the gunt has with Chris Chan, the "Amnyfest Ring" as we all know is the true source of Chris Chan's power. Does this cheap piece of shit gunt ring hold the true source of the Ralphamale energy?

 

[Telemeter]

Cheap ring that probably isn't even sized correctly for the Ralphamale's girthy sausage fingers.

This is another parallel the gunt has with Chris Chan, the "Amnyfest Ring" as we all know is the true source of Chris Chan's power. Does this cheap piece of shit gunt ring hold the true source of the Ralphamale energy?

I find it funny how he has stick arms but his hands are gunted.