The #Ralphaswamp - 26.66ac parcel in the middle of nowhere - Caldwell Parish, Louisiana.

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Sam Losco

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He did indeed get some land in Louisiana from his dad, and I guess Howard Ralph is his grandfather uncle.
See the attached tax doc PDF. JPG of it here:
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It doesn't mention Ethan yet, it does mention Ronald in the property description.
It's 26.67 acres.
It's the highlighted bit.
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So where exactly is it? Right here in the middle of fucking nowhere.

So if Ralph's name isn't on the tax docs yet how did I find it? Ralph told me about it while bragging.
I've had some email "conversations" with him (relevant one attached). This bit of info was told to me in an email chain he started after being triggered by this thread.
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Oh wait, "Undivided 1/2 interest" only half owner? Yeah, only got his dad's half. lol Funny because he also got a house in West Memphis from his dad that he only half owns.

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532 Lois Marie Cv is now also in his name and his brothers. 1/2 ownership yet again. It's a crack shack only about 100 sqft bigger than the current mansion. Notice that typo with Bungle drive. Should be Bangle drive which is his current address until he supposedly moves next week.

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Might wanna replace that mailbox there bud.

320 W Danner is a pretty big house, 2,900 sqft, owned by Howard Ralph.

His grandfather uncle seems to have done pretty well. Too bad he has a deadbeat, morbidly obese, scat obsessed degenerate, high school dropout grandson nephew that lies to everyone about having a college degree, who knocked up a girl 15+ years his junior that he literally had to wait until she graduated high school to then lure out to his crack shack. Hopefully he has some other grandchildren offspring/nephews/nieces he can proud of.
 

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:story:a crack shack in a city my visiting family and friends passing through called "a shithole you didnt want to stop in and a fucking nowhere shrek swamp! finally a worthy replacement to his old cartoon family shack he sadly moved out of.
LOL he’s sending pics of deeds and shit to strangers wtf is his malfunction? Who does that? Ralph buddy get some help.
he has to prove every little bit of anything he actually has because otherwise its just coping that true things on video arent trooooooooo and yelling that a man with quad tits is somehow based and ralpha
 
Oh Lawdy, Ralphamale's got hisslef some fine Swampland near the Mighty Ouachita river! Yee-haw!

With $600,000 in investement, this fetid ol' stinking swampland should be drained enough to grab some rusty aluminum and duct tape, n' set up a little rickety holler with no plumbing or electricity - Appalacian style!

A-hogs BTFO'd!
 
LOL he’s sending pics of deeds and shit to strangers wtf is his malfunction? Who does that? Ralph buddy get some help.
My favorite was when he said he wouldn’t respond to the haters for a week, lasted all of an hour, and has now responded to haters at a record-breaking pace. He is
going to go down in history as the most upset by people on the internet.

If he took two months away from the internet to be a good dad and raise his kid, he would own everybody. If he took the high road and just said “I’m focused on my family, please grow up and stop attempting to rile me up.” he would actually shut everyone down.

Too bad he is incapable of that.
 
Oh Lawdy, Ralphamale's got hisslef some fine Swampland near the Mighty Ouachita river! Yee-haw!

With $600,000 in investement, this fetid ol' stinking swampland should be drained enough to grab some rusty aluminum and duct tape, n' set up a little rickety holler with no plumbing or electricity - Appalacian style!

A-hogs BTFO'd!
Imagine driving a boat out on the Swamp and hearing a hollering in the Distance.
 
It's almost like Ralph comes from a long line of shit eaters, and the thumb has been genetically adapted for optimal truffle picking.
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Seriously, WTF is wrong with his thumb? The top half of it is bending nearly 90 degrees. Where are his bones? Have they dissolved due to poor diet? I couldn't do that if I tried. Repulsive.

Also clip your fucking nails before you take a photo to "own" the haters, you braindead filthy alcholic. The nails are so long they're nearly protruding off his thumb.

Ralph's body is an Eldrich Abomination.
 
Also clip your fucking nails before you take a photo to "own" the haters, you braindead filthy alcholic. The nails are so long they're nearly protruding off his thumb.
Even worse is the realization that women allow him to cram those talons up their orifices. I'd wager that internal bleeding is a reoccuring issue across all of his relationships.
 
Seriously, WTF is wrong with his thumb? The top half of it is bending nearly 90 degrees. Where are his bones? Have they dissolved due to poor diet? I couldn't do that if I tried. Repulsive.

Also clip your fucking nails before you take a photo to "own" the haters, you braindead filthy alcholic. The nails are so long they're nearly protruding off his thumb.

Ralph's body is an Eldrich Abomination.
Those trotters are evolutionarily adapted to the assholes of barely legal ternager girls.
 
I hope he finds gold or oil down there in his smelly swamp, I want to see an actual world tour, not his gay Lisbon trip. There's more than one city in the world, Ralph.

Maybe he can go hunt for truffles in that putrid marsh.
Kiwi Farms should fund an expedition for the Kiwis in the area to explore the land. Maybe we will find a dead body in there.
 
Seriously, WTF is wrong with his thumb? The top half of it is bending nearly 90 degrees. Where are his bones? Have they dissolved due to poor diet? I couldn't do that if I tried. Repulsive.
Even when he's just giving a thumbs up, it bends back at 45 degrees. Here he is at afpac in an ill fitting suit. I have no idea how this happens.
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