The #Ralphaswamp - 26.66ac parcel in the middle of nowhere - Caldwell Parish, Louisiana.

[MeltyTW]

lol i just realized some fucking cajun shrimpers are going to have to hear some rage pig hollarin' throughout the swamp

 

[AltisticRight]

Kiwi Farms should fund an expedition for the Kiwis in the area to explore the land. Maybe we will find a dead body in there.

Or three, the West Memphis three.

 

[Stasi]

LOL he’s sending pics of deeds and shit to strangers wtf is his malfunction? Who does that? Ralph buddy get some help.

Right? This is utterly insane to me and no functioning human would do that, hell you could probably count on one hand the number of cows on this site that would email personal documents to strangers because they were made fun of on the internet so Ralph is in a truly exclusive club of utter idiots.

Is this new or has he been having email slap fights with ayylawgs for a while? My ralphalore is rusty.

 

[Butwhythough]

I hope he finds gold or oil down there in his smelly swamp, I want to see an actual world tour, not his gay Lisbon trip. There's more than one city in the world, Ralph.

Maybe he can go hunt for truffles in that putrid marsh.

If it's in the swamp land, more than likely he'll wake up with his house sunken about a quarter of the way into the earth. Only 5 star days for the ralphamale

 

[A Sunset]

Even when he's just giving a thumbs up, it bends back at 45 degrees. Here he is at afpac in an ill fitting suit. I have no idea how this happens.
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One Teen-Diddlin' Thumb up from the RalphaRapist!


I approve of my Grandpappy's Fetid Swampland. Bitch. I'm a King, if you want to know the truth about it. DO YOU UNDERSTAND??

 

[Spergichu]

I hope he finds gold or oil down there in his smelly swamp, I want to see an actual world tour, not his gay Lisbon trip. There's more than one city in the world, Ralph.

Like the Russell Crowe Show, but he loses every fight.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Some topographical data, per Google Earth 3D view.


Pink area is average ground level or below -- there are some small spots below -1m but mostly just average low lying area.

Highest point on the land (small rise) is approximately ground level + 2.5m



Surrounding area

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

The Ralphaswamp? By this point we need to have a thread on the Ralph Dynasty. Howard Ralph, Ronnie Ralph, Sandra Ralph, Ralph’s uncle, Ralph’s mentally disabled brother, Ethan Ralph + his baby mommas Pantsu & Faith and of course the demon babies Alexander Vickers and Rozanna Sandra Ralph.

 

[Harlan Wick]

So has the Gunt made plans to turn this property into a broadcast compound? Complete with Cuban cigars, hookers, blackjack, Christ is Kang, and blow.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

My favorite was when he said he wouldn’t respond to the haters for a week, lasted all of an hour, and has now responded to haters at a record-breaking pace. He is
going to go down in history as the most upset by people on the internet.

If he took two months away from the internet to be a good dad and raise his kid, he would own everybody. If he took the high road and just said “I’m focused on my family, please grow up and stop attempting to rile me up.” he would actually shut everyone down.

Too bad he is incapable of that.

Ralph couldn’t afford to take any time off to be a father, fuck he wouldn’t even cancel the Thrift Giant fiasco to spend the first five days of his daughters life with her. Ralph needs to be yelling and carnival barking for tips eight hours a day. He’s barely pulling in 100 viewers, if he disappeared for two weeks his small cadre of retards would have moved on to other shows, like wrestling recaps and AM radio.

 

[Sam Losco]

Right? This is utterly insane to me and no functioning human would do that, hell you could probably count on one hand the number of cows on this site that would email personal documents to strangers because they were made fun of on the internet so Ralph is in a truly exclusive club of utter idiots.

Is this new or has he been having email slap fights with ayylawgs for a while? My ralphalore is rusty.

The OP post is from 2020 around the time I was sniping him. Admittedly, I emailed him first and we had a back and forth that I said I would not publicly post and so I have not. Unlike Ralph, I am an honest and trustworthy man.
But it was exactly what you'd expect. He was no different in a private email exchange than he is on Twitter. Granted, he knew who I was so had no reason to be pleasant.
After that, he started a couple other email chains with me to gloat and cope. I have posted those since there was no agreement not to. One of which is the one that is now in this thread OP.

 

[Polyboros2]

It's bisected by a road! Even better for the Ralphamale cause as far as I'm concerned he owns two(smaller) pieces of land!

So who wants to buy the land once Ethan Ralph loses it?

Will have to ask if Faith is willing to sell.

So has the Gunt made plans to turn this property into a broadcast compound? Complete with Cuban cigars, hookers, blackjack, Christ is Kang, and blow.

Closest coffee is McDonalds at 9 minutes, actual coffee shop where he might be able to get his Lattes is 42 minutes away. Even bigger killer, closest liquor store is 47 minutes.

Depending on the flooding situation, this could be a nice section to build a house on. Hell even the SE triangle is probably enough for a quaint little place...

For a All American, God fearing, small town folks type. Or someone who likes nature, very undeveloped, a wildlife reserve pretty close.

Ralph is a hoodrat. He wouldn't be able to stand the lack of the constant coddling of metropolitan living.

 

[FujiWuji]

Isn't null looking for some land and a house? Perfect opportunity.

 

[blacksmith tony]

Isn't null looking for some land and a house? Perfect opportunity.

Dear leader deserves better than to be surrounded by a bunch of coonasses

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph is now trying to dab on people because he half owns half of a swamp, which is  probably almost completely useless land.

Now sure, I'm no expert so maybe there are  some commercial uses for the land - but this would likely require substantial capital upfront to exploit, and given the amount of swamp land available for development in the US I fail to see how the Ralphaswamp would fetch any sort of price worth noting.

Any uses would surely just amount of conservation work or for agriculture. You don't want to be building anything on that shit, there was a reason the Floria land boom ended with a crash...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Some topographical data, per Google Earth 3D view.
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Pink area is average ground level or below -- there are some small spots below -1m but mostly just average low lying area.

Highest point on the land is below ground level + 2.5m

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Surrounding area

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This is the exact data that @Null wanted.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

I want to go hunting on ralphs swamp. Also is anyone going to drive out and survey the area? Maybe plant some corn? (In FarmVille)

 

[3322]

Ralph is going to sell all of this once he gets control of Evan's finances. Then he will spend all of the money on gambling and cocaine and it will be gone within 3 months (max).

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Guntwater Heights when? It's the perfect location to build a paramilitary training camp for the future savors of the white race.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Guntwater Heights when? It's the perfect location to build a paramilitary training camp for the future savors of the white race.

It's also great for a homosexual cat boy cult.