The #Ralphaswamp - 26.66ac parcel in the middle of nowhere - Caldwell Parish, Louisiana.

[BlueArmedDevil]

It's also great for a homosexual cat boy cult.

There's a difference?

 

[MediocreMilt]

I guess Howard Ralph is his grandfather.

@Sam Losco Looks like that's his uncle's name (and that his uncle is the primary taxpayer).

Read the tax doc under "Property Description", it refers to both Howard and Ronald Ralph, and identifies a Clyde Ralph as FR in parentheses (so probably father).

So we're looking at a parcel of land that was inherited 50-50 by Howard and Ronnie, then Ronnie's share was inherited by Ethan Ralph.

Although that could still be wrong. There's a lot of gibberish abbreviations on that form.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Well shit, he could set himself up as a Shiner, that way he'd save money on Makers and have more for hookers and Xanax, and after that beating in Portugo it's not like he needs to get the piping right so it doesn't make him blind, bit of wood squint might even improve his vision.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well shit, he could set himself up as a Shiner, that way he'd save money on Makers and have more for hookers and Xanax, and after that beating in Portugo it's not like he needs to get the piping right so it doesn't make him blind, bit of wood squint might even improve his vision.

He would fuck it up and then die.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

so gunt has a swamp now. will this result in an Onision situation or a Grover house situation? only time will tell.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The swamp (and even Copenhagen) are so far out in the sticks that you can't even do StreetView

 

[SevenEightNine]

Topo, there's some protection from flooding, and tree cover suggests nothing major for ~20 years.


Red flag is the Ralphaswamp, other pins are the neighbors.

Big house, land cleared, not producing anything.


Classic pick up trucks everywhere and large waste pile. Not cultivated.


Large estate owned by a medical supply businessman. Potentially a garden, but looks like something else.


Large building and possibly some small cultivation.


Cleared section looks abandoned or unkept


Large RV or mobile home. Outbuildings, storage seacans, not cultivated


Very little grade on any of these properties, cultivation of anything would likely require both irrigation and drainage considerations, and looking at the surrounding area, maintaining some tree cover is necessary to prevent soil erosion.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

All Ogres need a swamp.

 

[Sam Losco]

@Sam Losco Looks like that's his uncle's name (and that his uncle is the primary taxpayer).

Read the tax doc under "Property Description", it refers to both Howard and Ronald Ralph, and identifies a Clyde Ralph as FR in parentheses (so probably father).

So we're looking at a parcel of land that was inherited 50-50 by Howard and Ronnie, then Ronnie's share was inherited by Ethan Ralph.

Although that could still be wrong. There's a lot of gibberish abbreviations on that form.

Yeah, at the time I was just guessing. I think you are right.

Corrections made.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Right? This is utterly insane to me and no functioning human would do that, hell you could probably count on one hand the number of cows on this site that would email personal documents to strangers because they were made fun of on the internet so Ralph is in a truly exclusive club of utter idiots.

Is this new or has he been having email slap fights with ayylawgs for a while? My ralphalore is rusty.

I have to believe this is all because he exposed the Memphis Micro and the shame of it has broken his brain.
Ralph just prove it’s more than 3 inches bro, it’s not that big a deal, you can get past this.

 

[Obscura539]

Ralph couldn’t afford to take any time off to be a father, fuck he wouldn’t even cancel the Thrift Giant fiasco to spend the first five days of his daughters life with her. Ralph needs to be yelling and carnival barking for tips eight hours a day. He’s barely pulling in 100 viewers, if he disappeared for two weeks his small cadre of retards would have moved on to other shows, like wrestling recaps and AM radio.

This just made me ask if Ralph ever taken time to have a vacation without it being tied to the Kill Report? When was his last multi day hiatus from the internet?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

When was his last multi day hiatus from the internet?

When he was recovering from getting his face smashed?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I have to believe this is all because he exposed the Memphis Micro and the shame of it has broken his brain.
Ralph just prove it’s more than 3 inches bro, it’s not that big a deal, you can get past this.

Pull down your shorts and prove it to us that you don't have a thumbtack for a cock.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

It's also great for a homosexual cat boy cult.

There is historical precedent for a homo paramilitary training camp in Louisiana.

 

[WutangLee]

Are there property taxes on this thing?

 

[Sam Losco]

Are there property taxes on this thing?

Of course, but it's swamp land in Louisiana, not a highrise in NYC.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He would fuck it up and then die.

Most likely. Stills have a habit of exploding if they're not set up properly.
He'd feel right at home if moved out there though, plenty of hicks like Ralph and Feral Hogs too, so he'd have family close.

 

[Daily Affirmation]

Seriously, WTF is wrong with his thumb? The top half of it is bending nearly 90 degrees. Where are his bones? Have they dissolved due to poor diet? I couldn't do that if I tried. Repulsive.

Also clip your fucking nails before you take a photo to "own" the haters, you braindead filthy alcholic. The nails are so long they're nearly protruding off his thumb.

Ralph's body is an Eldrich Abomination.

Premature children often have deformed pinky fingers, so I assume the same is true for thumbs.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Most likely. Stills have a habit of exploding if they're not set up properly.
He'd feel right at home if moved out there though, plenty of hicks like Ralph and Feral Hogs too, so he'd have family close.

He would fuck up the process of making a still before he fucks up the alcohol.

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

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Topo, there's some protection from flooding, and tree cover suggests nothing major for ~20 years.

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Red flag is the Ralphaswamp, other pins are the neighbors.
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Big house, land cleared, not producing anything.

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Classic pick up trucks everywhere and large waste pile. Not cultivated.

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Large estate owned by a medical supply businessman. Potentially a garden, but looks like something else.

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Large building and possibly some small cultivation.

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Cleared section looks abandoned or unkept

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Large RV or mobile home. Outbuildings, storage seacans, not cultivated


Very little grade on any of these properties, cultivation of anything would likely require both irrigation and drainage considerations, and looking at the surrounding area, maintaining some tree cover is necessary to prevent soil erosion.

I don't know why would we even consider cultivation since Gunter would probably rather suck dicks than get a day of honest to God work like farming, unless it's for price speculations.

I'm also kinda sad with your post as there seems to be some neighbors around. I was imagining a future where gunt flees from debt collectors and alogs to the swamp and slowly creates one of those incestous hillbilly cannibal families from shitty horror movies