The #Ralphaswamp - 26.66ac parcel in the middle of nowhere - Caldwell Parish, Louisiana.

[Daily Affirmation]

The Ralphaswamp? By this point we need to have a thread on the Ralph Dynasty. Howard Ralph, Ronnie Ralph, Sandra Ralph, Ralph’s uncle, Ralph’s mentally disabled brother, Ethan Ralph + his baby mommas Pantsu & Faith and of course the demon babies Alexander Vickers and Rozanna Sandra Ralph.

I want to know the truth about Run Ronnie Run(from responsibility)'s railyard trespassing charge in California. Did he really abandon Gunt and Sandy to be a rail riding hobo? With a bindle and everything?

 

[AltisticRight]

All you a-logs just watch, Ralph is going to construct Jonestown 2.0, the Catboy Reich, led by Nick Fuentes.

If the feds invade this righteous plot of soil, the catboys will sodomise themselves to death.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I mean there’s a lot of parallels with the New Orleans homosexual and intelligence communities back then, eg David Ferrie and Clay Shaw, so it’s not outlandish to think that the feds still use homos to blackmail people and v/v get info, do setups, etc etc.

 

[Harlan Wick]

I mean there’s a lot of parallels with the New Orleans homosexual and intelligence communities back then, eg David Ferrie and Clay Shaw, so it’s not outlandish to think that the feds still use homos to blackmail people and v/v get info, do setups, etc etc.

True but I can't see the government intelligence establishment being so desperate for human assets to infiltrate autistic right grifters by using out man Gunt. That being said, if I'm wrong I owe you a drink.

 

[Sam Losco]

All you a-logs just watch, Ralph is going to construct Jonestown 2.0, the Catboy Reich, led by Nick Fuentes.

If the feds invade this righteous plot of soil, the catboys will sodomise themselves to death.

It is the perfect place for that Killstream Kompound he's talked about before,

 

[SevenEightNine]

It's relatively close to the town of Copenhagen and there's at least one rich person in the direct vicinity (Mr. Medical Supply to the west). It may be quite difficult to build outside strict land use rules. The site already has a roadway through it, indicating the Parish kind of does what it wants.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Oh Lawdy, Ralphamale's got hisslef some fine Swampland near the Mighty Ouachita river! Yee-haw!

Ten points to the first person who can correctly pronounce "Ouachita."

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

True but I can't see the government intelligence establishment being so desperate for human assets to infiltrate autistic right grifters by using out man Gunt. That being said, if I'm wrong I owe you a drink.

I can run with this.
Where was Ethan during his Lost Years? Why the discrepancy about his education? What is the source of his income? Where is it hidden? Are the rumors about blackmail just rumors? Are these streaming platforms just money laundering operations? Why did Ralph switch his ideologies from lib to altright? Is May his Marina? Why are there apparently two Ralph’s in two places at the same time? What about Sandra? How did she earn 100k a year then lose her house? Dothey both have doubles? Is he being set up to be a patsy?
Sorry I got carried away with the Louisiana homo paramilitary fantasy.
Anyways, has Ralph done any quality hollerin today?

 

[Average Orc Conesseuir]

Will the Ralphamale meet his match against a real gator?
Will he fall foul of the Cajun voodoo practicioners?
Will the Ralpha Castle built on good ol' Louisiana soil crumble and fall under another freak hurricane?

Find out on the next episode of Swamp People.

 

[Lazy Man]

When will Ralph try and become a weed farmer on his fantastic swamp?
Come to think of it he does have a Shrek body type, living in a swamp might suit him.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

So he inherited 50/50 ownership in a block of land in the middle of nowhere? I'm guessing that the uncle lives there because theres no way Ralph wouldn't have immediately wanted to sell it.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Swampland can be badass if you manage it properly, set it up for duck hunting. This looks like someone farmed the good trees and replaced them with shitpine. I don’t know why anyone would want to buy it now. Maybe for some commercial use decades down the road.

 

[Harlan Wick]

Will the Ralphamale meet his match against a real gator?
Will he fall foul of the Cajun voodoo practicioners?
Will the Ralpha Castle built on good ol' Louisiana soil crumble and fall under another freak hurricane?

Find out on the next episode of Swamp People.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Can't make fun of it, tbh. I'd take that land, it's pretty decent. Private with a lot of potential. I don't care to research into it much, but the classification is for timberlands which might leave it with some weird rules that you wouldn't think of. Might be a pain in the ass to make it a permanent residence legally, but hey, it's pretty neat.

Mosquito heaven though.

 

[Xolanite]

Will the Ralphamale meet his match against a real gator?
Will he fall foul of the Cajun voodoo practicioners?
Will the Ralpha Castle built on good ol' Louisiana soil crumble and fall under another freak hurricane?

Find out on the next episode of Swamp People.

Spoiler: none of that is in Northeast Louisiana, except for the hurricanes

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That would be a great piece of land to go out camping and hunt for a weekend or so

Of course both those things are adverse to the gunt style of life which is posting on twitter and live-streaming so it’ll just stay there being useless. Like Ralph.

 

[Braphamut]

Is this the same uncle that gave him the ring? Think it might have been some sort of bribe or attempt to grease the tracks on the land?

 

[Obscura539]

Will the Ralphamale meet his match against a real gator?
Will he fall foul of the Cajun voodoo practicioners?
Will the Ralpha Castle built on good ol' Louisiana soil crumble and fall under another freak hurricane?

Find out on the next episode of Swamp People.

If Ralph decided to do a wilderness survival type stream in his swamp I’d watch it.

Gunt VS. Wild

On TLC

 

[SevenEightNine]

Ten points to the first person who can correctly pronounce "Ouachita."

Is it "Wah Cheetah"?

That's how I said it in my head.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Is it "Wah Cheetah"?

That's how I said it in my head.

Very, very close. It's WAH-shi-TAH. You get eight points. Congratulations!