The #Ralphaswamp - 26.66ac parcel in the middle of nowhere - Caldwell Parish, Louisiana.

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MvAgusta said:
The Ralphaswamp? By this point we need to have a thread on the Ralph Dynasty. Howard Ralph, Ronnie Ralph, Sandra Ralph, Ralph’s uncle, Ralph’s mentally disabled brother, Ethan Ralph + his baby mommas Pantsu & Faith and of course the demon babies Alexander Vickers and Rozanna Sandra Ralph.
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I want to know the truth about Run Ronnie Run(from responsibility)'s railyard trespassing charge in California. Did he really abandon Gunt and Sandy to be a rail riding hobo? With a bindle and everything?
 
All you a-logs just watch, Ralph is going to construct Jonestown 2.0, the Catboy Reich, led by Nick Fuentes.

If the feds invade this righteous plot of soil, the catboys will sodomise themselves to death.
 
I mean there’s a lot of parallels with the New Orleans homosexual and intelligence communities back then, eg David Ferrie and Clay Shaw, so it’s not outlandish to think that the feds still use homos to blackmail people and v/v get info, do setups, etc etc.
 
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
I mean there’s a lot of parallels with the New Orleans homosexual and intelligence communities back then, eg David Ferrie and Clay Shaw, so it’s not outlandish to think that the feds still use homos to blackmail people and v/v get info, do setups, etc etc.
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True but I can't see the government intelligence establishment being so desperate for human assets to infiltrate autistic right grifters by using out man Gunt. That being said, if I'm wrong I owe you a drink.
 
AltisticRight said:
All you a-logs just watch, Ralph is going to construct Jonestown 2.0, the Catboy Reich, led by Nick Fuentes.

If the feds invade this righteous plot of soil, the catboys will sodomise themselves to death.
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It is the perfect place for that Killstream Kompound he's talked about before,
 
It's relatively close to the town of Copenhagen and there's at least one rich person in the direct vicinity (Mr. Medical Supply to the west). It may be quite difficult to build outside strict land use rules. The site already has a roadway through it, indicating the Parish kind of does what it wants.
 
Harlan Wick said:
True but I can't see the government intelligence establishment being so desperate for human assets to infiltrate autistic right grifters by using out man Gunt. That being said, if I'm wrong I owe you a drink.
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I can run with this.
Where was Ethan during his Lost Years? Why the discrepancy about his education? What is the source of his income? Where is it hidden? Are the rumors about blackmail just rumors? Are these streaming platforms just money laundering operations? Why did Ralph switch his ideologies from lib to altright? Is May his Marina? Why are there apparently two Ralph’s in two places at the same time? What about Sandra? How did she earn 100k a year then lose her house? Dothey both have doubles? Is he being set up to be a patsy?
Sorry I got carried away with the Louisiana homo paramilitary fantasy.
Anyways, has Ralph done any quality hollerin today?
 
Will the Ralphamale meet his match against a real gator?
Will he fall foul of the Cajun voodoo practicioners?
Will the Ralpha Castle built on good ol' Louisiana soil crumble and fall under another freak hurricane?

Find out on the next episode of Swamp People.
 
When will Ralph try and become a weed farmer on his fantastic swamp?
Come to think of it he does have a Shrek body type, living in a swamp might suit him.
 
So he inherited 50/50 ownership in a block of land in the middle of nowhere? I'm guessing that the uncle lives there because theres no way Ralph wouldn't have immediately wanted to sell it.
 
Swampland can be badass if you manage it properly, set it up for duck hunting. This looks like someone farmed the good trees and replaced them with shitpine. I don’t know why anyone would want to buy it now. Maybe for some commercial use decades down the road.
 
Can't make fun of it, tbh. I'd take that land, it's pretty decent. Private with a lot of potential. I don't care to research into it much, but the classification is for timberlands which might leave it with some weird rules that you wouldn't think of. Might be a pain in the ass to make it a permanent residence legally, but hey, it's pretty neat.

Mosquito heaven though.
 
Average Orc Conesseuir said:
Will the Ralphamale meet his match against a real gator?
Will he fall foul of the Cajun voodoo practicioners?
Will the Ralpha Castle built on good ol' Louisiana soil crumble and fall under another freak hurricane?

Find out on the next episode of Swamp People.
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Spoiler: none of that is in Northeast Louisiana, except for the hurricanes
 
Average Orc Conesseuir said:
Will the Ralphamale meet his match against a real gator?
Will he fall foul of the Cajun voodoo practicioners?
Will the Ralpha Castle built on good ol' Louisiana soil crumble and fall under another freak hurricane?

Find out on the next episode of Swamp People.
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If Ralph decided to do a wilderness survival type stream in his swamp I’d watch it.

Gunt VS. Wild

On TLC
 
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