the reason why i will never diet again.... 07/08/20

[DefCon Dumb]

If this had been a wakeup call, she wouldn't have hemmed & hawed about it; her response would have been unequivocal. "Sort of a wakeup call"? means no, she hasn't been able to even consider knocking down her twin walls of denial & delusion.

We're to believe she concluded she had cancer but STILL didn't seek proper examinations/testing or diagnosis. Tell me... if she knew she had it, what was the snivelling about in her announcement vid where, if I recall correctly, she was really surprised? It was either that video or the first update but it was clearly completely unexpected.

And to Gorilla Glue together reasonable peoples' conclusion that she isn't serious about the real WORK required to lose weight, she assures us she's going to stick to intuitive gorging.

I remain mystified about her insurance status but clearly she's going to have hefty bills.

It's clear she & her mother are still feeling their way towards some kind of a real relationship - good or bad. The first month I don't count; that's pretty much a honeymoon period.

 

[CindyChafe]

“I feel like if I wasn’t Amberlynn Reid but I was watching Amberlynn Reid, I’d be interested in her life — I would.”

She claims she lost 86-87lbs. Finally, It just took the Big C to surpass the famous 89 el bees.

She said she started a “new hygiene regimen” with new products. Like any hygiene regimen at all?

Throws in a humble brag about being able to get up from sitting on the ground “without even thinking about it — as if my body knew it could do it - I just got up off the ground like a normal person. Floop floop floop. I didn’t need help. I didn’t think about it, it didn’t hurt... that was like a pivotal moment. Almost down 100lbs and starting to feel it.”

Just a casual floop floop floop moment.

Also this mental disconnect she has between her and her body is always wild to see. I guess I’d have to see myself as something separate from my body if I was shaped like a blue whale’s heart.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Will Amber record a sex tape with Kristine to fund her kank treatment?

 

[marjoram]

I don't believe she's been bleeding constantly for two years but if she was......free bleeding while swimming in (even more) toxic shock lake, then sitting around in her wet (and bloody) clothes...swimming while free bleeding in E&Rs kiddie pool..free bleeding in every restaurant in a 200 mile radius..yeeeeah
And now tweaking her stories so she *knew* she had cancer months before the cunt volcano blew, just like she *knew* she had gallstones even when those stupid doctors told her she didn't....

 

[pr3nt177]

I don't believe she's been bleeding constantly for two years but if she was......free bleeding while swimming in (even more) toxic shock lake, then sitting around in her wet (and bloody) clothes...swimming while free bleeding in E&Rs kiddie pool..free bleeding in every restaurant in a 200 mile radius..yeeeeah
And now tweaking her stories so she *knew* she had cancer months before the cunt volcano blew, just like she *knew* she had gallstones even when those stupid doctors told her she didn't....

Dirty mare.

Makes her look even more of a deficient. If she "knew" beforehand how does she explain her "tears/anxiety"on her cancer announcement vid?

 

[krazy orange cat]

Do they not require a health screening to be approved? That is what I think about. She would have had to get some basic tests at the very least.

Aflac does not because they don't cover health care. They cover the additional expenses should you have an accident or get ill. Amber could definitely get it but it wouldn't pay out much for her because it's meant to supplemental health insurance by reimbursing co-pays and deductibles.

 

[Croissants]

can she move on from the fake eyelash phase already? thanks

 

[mekalekahi]

The "friend" she messages her symptoms and asks if this is normal is webmd and Google search. I dont know anything about endometriosis, but from what I gather its pretty serious and it requires treatment and sometimes surgery. I think ambers " friend" (herself) diagnosed herself with it and deemed it not serious and just ignored it like her legs. I also love her claiming that bleeding for 2 years exactly is a uterine cancer symptom, like a level headed adult woman wouldnt go to the gyno after 2 or 3 weeks of it starting. It just so happens the support group woman all bled for 2 years too!

I have to find the vlog but regarding the question about blisters on her legs
,Yes she does get them.It was one of her many "I dont sweat guys" moments and she said she gets these little water bubble blisters on her legs instead of sweating. It's a side effect of lymphedema.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Well she obviously didn't inherit her tiddies from her mama. Must take after fatdaddylynn.

 

[Mandaark]

A wild sped appeared! Just Becky gliding by like a ghost of one of her relatives.
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Lol I am patiently waiting for a Kate Winslet Becky sighting vid
I love those drums

Mamalynn looking at her overgrown toddler talking to herself

Methmama is just eavesdropping
For someone who doesn't want to be filmed she manages to sneak in there

 

[krazy orange cat]

I wonder how much of her weight loss is because she was put on Lasix in a desperate bid to get some of the excess fluid out of her before they cut her open.

 

[kiwirevolving]

"A lot of people my size do get it"

Wow, what happened to skinny people getting it also?

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Yas gorl, yas! You don't have to diet if your dead.

 

[Xenomorph]

Her Merm loves to appear now in the background just like her fucking whale bodied toddler, loves the attention and dyeen for a smoke while between tarp changing the floor bed on cunt goo detail.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

cunt goo detail.

These three words made me puke. Good job.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How did Kristine pass down like 1% of her big rack to Amber? She should hate Mamalynn just for that.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Also this mental disconnect she has between her and her body is always wild to see

It's always fascinating to hear our batshit bovines refer to their "bodies" when addressing their weight/health as if they're discussing a distinctly seperate entity outside of themselves.
They all do it and it's so bizarre: "I need to hydrate my body"; "My body needs nutrients" (rather than something like "I need to eat better" like a normal person might say.)

Once you start to notice it, it becomes impossible to ignore. It's bolth hilarious and a bit sad, but it's actually pretty telling in how Big Al and her Fellow Fats minds work. They're not fat: it's just that their bodies are fat.

And now tweaking her stories so she *knew* she had cancer months before the cunt volcano blew, just like she *knew* she had gallstones even when those stupid doctors told her she didn't....

Jesus. It's hard to feel much sympathy for her Thumbservant at this point, but imagine being in the midst of caring for your terminally ill mother dealing with end-stage cancer - and being pestered by your overdramatic gorlfriend who is *certain* she has period-hole cancer because she looked it up on Dr. Google.
Even though the vast majority of the time irregular/heavy periods aren't anything too serious, I'm willing to bet that she's really rubbing her cancer in the faces of those who didn't take her self-diagnosis serious enough for her liking.

On a related note, I enjoyed the not-so-subtle shade she threw at her "friend" who Amber blamed for suggesting it might just be endometriosis. I mean, Amber could have behaved like a responsible adult and taken the initiative to get her junk checked out at any point over the last 2 years, but clearly this is all her friend's fault for steering her in the wrong direction.

I have an inkling that if Big Al survives this, ol' Beckster isn't ever going to hear the end of how she disregarded Dr. Lynn, Medicine Woman's expert diagnoseeeen skillz.
Consequences will never be the same, and there's definitely going to be some serious cutbacks in Thumb-ball-lina's paychecks (and by paychecks, I mean "Hot Topic Bux" and "permission to buy a 90's movie from the discount DVD bin when going on a midnight Reese's Run for the Binge-Monster").

 

[thepalehorse666]

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Gorl put on extra makeup today

With those eyelashes she looks like the hippo from Meet The Feebles.

 

[Mandaark]

With those eyelashes she looks like the hippo from Meet The Feebles. View attachment 1436806

Lol or an obese Animal

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Well, well. big Al's all tarted up. What's the occasion? Going out to eat? Hitting up the scootypuff at Wommart? Who knows?

Spoiler: Wherein Big Al states she will never diet again, as if she has ever dieted

Ugh, she's doing a Q&A. How about this Q: where are the boys? Or this Q: what instructions did the doctor write down for you to do before surgery?

So. lipsmack. Bitch.

Is cancer a wakeup call for you? In a way, it is, because it's sooooo scawwy, your body tryeen to kill you. So I feel like it's more now than never type of thing to lose weight, blah blah. Not a whole lot of energy behind that "wakeup call", fatty. Guess it can't be all that serious after all.

Hilariously blames her weight on the cancer, because "a lot of people my size get it". JFC, no. It's the other way around. If your brain worked, you would have corrected yourself, but nah, moving on.

It's sad I blame myself I made a lot of mistakes but you can't go back you just have to learn from them. Really? What the fuck are you learning, how to turn yourself in to a blimp? If so, well done, Big Al!

Are you and Becky still together? Yes! I seem to get that question a lot. There's probably a reason for that, Big Al. Then again, who could not love your svelte body, dazzling intellect, and conversational prowess?

Did you get health insurance? Yes, but it's just to help a little bit with the expenses. That means it's probably something like CareMed (wo probably changed their name by now, as many do) or one of the others that works with the doctors in that center. Since I've known people that have had the equivalent: it's not health insurance that they pick up the tab on things; it just reduces the rate for self-payers based on whatever they negotiated with doctors' groups in a system like UK/KY. So no, not insurance. A medical payment assistance program.

It's going to cost a lot of money, blah blah. Yeah, that's what happens when you hit a catastrophic medical event. Should have bought real insurance instead of being a bitch about it when people told you to.

Claims to have been bleeding every day for two years, and I don't believe this. There is no fucking way she was bleeding all over the place when they drove to Lexington to eat shitty food in a hotel room - and she claimed THEN that she had "just started" her period. Liar.

Claims she didn't think anything of it until the second or third month, but of course didn't get it checked out. Whatever. Blames a friend for saying it was endometriosis, and might go away. This never happened. The same person who wants four opinions on a fucking eye twitch didn't bother to get it checked. Claims to have known it was cancer. Whatever.

LOL. What is making you happy right now? Surrounding myself with good support people. What people? Becky and MermaMeth? Yeah, ok.

Runs over that she's an agnostic again, believes in some bullshit universe energy blah blah.

Becky is stressed. Yeah, her mother is dying, bitch.

Why did you lie about your videos being prerecorded. Claims to have proof, but doesn't bother to show said proof. LiarLynn again.

What's you favorite smell? Vick's VapoRub.

Stupid story about being afraid of fireworks. Got hit with one.

Do you think your content is entertaining to you personally? Well duh, she's a flaming narcissist, of course she would.

Loves B Love's sons o whatever for mukbangs.

Claims the gays have not moved out, and are still there (as what, ghosts?) and that MermaMeth and her are getting along like peas and carrots.

Lies about weight loss. Of course she is proud of herself.

Claims to be excited about a new hygiene regimen. What would that be, actually bathing on a regular basis?

Here's the nonsense about how diets "don't work for me". If you stuck with one for more than three fucking days, it probably would, but nope, everything "triggers" her, so she's going to intuitive eat her way back to 600 pounds.

Says she's fallen three time, impacted her mentally but not physically. Gorl, I got news for you: any fall for you affects you physically. you're just too fucking fat to feel it.

Claims she would sit on the ground and it would take 20 miutes to get up, needed assistance. But last night, claims she just got up. OK.

Doesn't think she has borderline personality disorder. Of course she doesn't. No narc does.

Stupid question about dating a guy. Duh, she's a lezbean.

MermaMeth is creeping in the background. I guess she wants to listen to what lies Big Al is telling. Hey, MermaMeth, just go on YT, it'll all be right there.

Standard signoff. No, we did not enjoy this.

TL;DW/DR: more bullshit Q&A crap, lackadaisacal as usual about her "cancer", claims to be losing weight, that she and Becky are still together and that the gays have not moved out. OK, fatty, whatever you say.