the reason why i will never diet again.... 07/08/20

[Bubblez McGee]

She probably believes she's got a 400 pound tumor inside her so her weight is totally the cancer's fault and not hers.

I realize that if anyone is stupid and dishonest enough to blame a nearly life long weight problem on an illness she's had for a few years at most, it would be her, but in this case I think she really did just reverse her words and that she actually wanted to say that she blames her cancer on her weight, not that she blames her weight on her cancer. She frequently has trouble expressing herself, and she did mention earlier that she knows that a lot people her size get this kind of cancer, so I do think that after years of insisting she was healthy at her size, she finally does seem to realize that maybe being super morbidly obese actually did have a negative impact on her health.

This might be a dumb question but does Amber even understand what cancer is and how it spreads? She sounds very re.tarded every time she speaks about it.

I think she might have just a minimal understanding of what cancer is and that she knows is that its something inside her, that can spread and can kill her. But as far as knowing that it arises from uncontrolled growth of her body's own cells and other details, I wouldn't be surprised if she's clueless about that.

She does realize that when you abuse your body for as long as she does the signals that say “stop eating you fat fuck” aren’t received anymore, right? She can’t intuitively eat because there’s not a good way to know when to stop, and she relies on food so heavily for satisfaction that she can’t know if she’s truly hungry or if it’s a meaningless craving to feel happy again. Not trying to go off on a tangent or go into deep detail but intuitively eating at 500lbs isn’t realistic. But she isn’t realistic, so makes sense.

She wants everyone believe that her weight loss is because she was finally able to control her eating and that she should be given credit and praise for doing so. But she hasnt been able to lose any weight in all the years she's been on youtube, yet now that she has cancer she's lost almost 90 lbs, which makes it obvious for anyone that has a bit of sense that it's the cancer causing her to drop weight, not any BS claims of "intuitive eating."
When she'd gained weight at the weigh in before this most recent one, she cited it as proof that it cant be the cancer causing her to lose weight. However, although it is hard to gain weight when suffering from what probably is metastasized cancer, if you go out of your way to eat like a pig, it is possible. I believe she purposely did that to try and convince her viewers that if she could gain weight with cancer, then any weight loss she has is because she made a conscious choice to eat intuitively. However we've all seeing her recent mukbangs and its obvious she hasnt made any real changes to her eating habits, so I dont think anyone believe Amber except for Amber, and deep down I think she even realizes that no matter how much she protests, she would still be 600lbs and gaining if she wasnt riddled with cancer.

We're to believe she concluded she had cancer but STILL didn't seek proper examinations/testing or diagnosis. Tell me... if she knew she had it, what was the snivelling about in her announcement vid where, if I recall correctly, she was really surprised? It was either that video or the first update but it was clearly completely unexpected.

I dont think she ever suspected she had cancer and that she was genuinely shocked by the diagnosis. I dont believe that she actually told Becky that she thought she might have it. That's just another one of her fanciful tales.

 

[kiwirevolving]

At first she said she never went to a gyno, during her prerecorded era she mentions multiple times she has an appointment to the gyno, after she found out she has cancer she said she never went to the gyno before. Make up your fucking mind woman

Also

"Intuitive eating is what works for me" - Amber

"I can't stop thinking about food" - also Amber

So what works for her is to eat all day long?

 

[Fetid Queef]

She dieted?

Can't tell. She's still fat.

 

[CrippleThreat]

>Never diet
>Amberlynn Reid

I know she's an ascended lolcow, but I did not know she was dumb enough to use a double negative.

 

[Rokko]

What's the point of dieting if you're dying of cancer anyways? Just kick the bucket already, lol

You´ll never kick the bucket with a bucket list like
-Kentucky Bucket
-Family & Friends Bucket
-Colonel Bucket
It´s chicken after all!

 

[FatappleePinup]

So if she’s been bleeding for TWO years, why was it worth mentioning that she finally started her period last year when they went to Lexington. It would have been same shit, new day for her and not worth mentioning at all. She’s definitely exaggerating the hell out of this story.

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

I bet she got something like Aflac.

If she did, then she's in for a surprise. Insurance companies aren't stupid; they're not going to offer policies where you can just sign up and immediately start getting more benefits than you're paying in premiums.

I sperged out on some Aflac cancer supplement policies and they all have some version of this clause:

This policy contains a 30-day waiting period. If a Covered Person has Cancer or an Associated Cancerous Condition diagnosed before his or her coverage has been in force 30 days, benefits for treatment of that Cancer or Associated Cancerous Condition will apply only to treatment occurring after two years from the Effective Date of such person’s coverage.

AL definitely did not have that insurance policy 30+ days prior to her getting diagnosed. So they aren't paying her a dime until she's had the policy for two years and paid her premiums the whole time.

Even if for some reason they did, these policies are designed to be supplemental policies for people who already have health insurance paying for the majority of the expenses. Some of these policies will pay things like $200 per day you are hospitalized - that's fine if you have insurance and that's probably roughly the amount you'd owe for your deductible/coinsurance. AL is going to be racking up bills 10x that or more that are all going straight to her. That coverage would barely make a dent in her bills.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Hrrrrnggh Amber, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my rolls keep alerting the Kiwis.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

ALR needs to shut the fuck up about these 88 lbs. At her highest, you coulda tied her to a post in the desert for a week, and she woulda lost twice that. She's not doing anything on her own.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I was hoping she would tell us where Eric and Ricky are.

Hopefully they're wiping off their shit-stained dicks on Amber's Torrid collection.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Amber trim your eyelashes to fit your eyes for fucks sake

 

[ChubbyChaser]

“Throws in a humble brag about being able to get up from sitting on the ground “without even thinking about it — as if my body knew it could do it - I just got up off the ground like a normal person. Floop floop floop. I didn’t need help. I didn’t think about it, it didn’t hurt... that was like a pivotal moment. Almost down 100lbs and starting to feel it.”

I’d bet money that Hambeast cannot just get up off the ground without thinking about it. Anyone over 300 lbs is going to require a little more effort to get up off the ground, even as you get older it’s not as easy or if your joints are screwed, it’s not easy. Why does she tell these stupid lies about every little thing?

I don't believe she's been bleeding constantly for two years but if she was......free bleeding while swimming in (even more) toxic shock lake, then sitting around in her wet (and bloody) clothes...swimming while free bleeding in E&Rs kiddie pool..

Maybe toxic lake gave her cancer??

On a side note is it possible for her to get insurance this late in the game? Most will say it’s a pre-existing condition if she did not have health insurance before she was diagnosed. Most PPO’s won’t accept you if you have pre-existing conditions.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Lol I am patiently waiting for a Kate Winslet Becky

And she did! Apparently, there was another sighting towards the beginning that I missed.

I wonder what she was up to that she needed to walk by twice in one video

 

[Beetus Knuckles]

Amber has body dymorphia mixed with delusion. She is still nearly 500 elbees, but acts like she's down to her goal weight. No land whale gets out of the floor that easily without a crane. I mean, she has lost weight, but the mutant cells running wild in her period hole are sapping the life out of her.

I doubt she has insurance, but I think it was @ADHD who said it would be one heck of a plot twist if she was fooling us haydurs. I think she makes statements like this when she has a pathological need to lie. She absolutely was walking in Wommart too until an eagle-eyed haydur saw the scootypuff. Lying on camera makes her feel better about the pile of fucking medical bills piling up. Maybe the haydurs were right again after all.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

*screams of horror*

 

[OJ Simpson]

You can make a whole vid on thin privilege huh, Hambone. Then fucking do it. Maybe people should get rewarded in some form or fashion for not looking like they woke up and had to choose which 70+ gallon garbage bag fits best.

You're just upset you're not pretty without makeup and filters, you're upset that every single other girl you've ever met doesn't have to wear 12 XL jeans, you're upset because you're ugly inside and out. The insecurities glow. If you were 120 ellbee's and semi-attractive you wouldn't be on this crusade against non-fat fuck's, but so would every other fat acceptance loon in all honesty. It's like the times she's brought up "fatphobia", nobody is scared of you because you're a fat ass, they're disgusted by you. There's a difference.

 

[ladyarcher]

Who bleeds out of their "period hole" for years and does not get it checked out? That's right..this whale. She is so dumb and watching her die will be quite a show.

That is exactly what I was thinking how can you bleed everyday for two years and not think there is something wrong? But then again she did say that she googled it and diagnosed herself lol so she claims to know that she had uterine cancer way before she was actually diagnosed by a professional.

 

[KiwiKunt]

I honestly believe this is something she thinks she is just going to deal with and move on - I do not think she has any clue as to the war she is about to face - a war with many battles - she isnt even going in prepared for the first one

She going to die and it is going to be ugly - I imagine we will not be seeing many uploads - she may even stop all together - she can barely put a below average vlog out as it is -

These are the last days of the Ballad of Amberlynn Reid

 

[DubbleBubble]

Well that's certainly a title alright. So am I correct when I assumed she's just going to give up and die?

Amber has never dealt with a single problem in life, the moment she starts to worry she eats until her brain shuts off and she just forgets about it, then convinces herself everything is fine, there is no problem, there was never a problem! Hey guys lets all go to cheesecake factory to celebrate the good news!

Really, I'm just waiting for the inevitable when someone digs up a kentucky news article about a 600 pound whale carcass that had to be removed from a fag shanty.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I was hoping she would tell us where Eric and Ricky are.

She ate them.