The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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i am no expert of this, please enlighten me


however why bother with all that when u control the banks to begin with
The blockchain is a publicly available ledger of all transactions on the network. You download it and now you know where every sat sits. Mapping the addresses to people/orgs/whatever entity is easy when you have access to pretty much any IP connection in the majority of the western world. Anyone buying Bitcoin with cash, at this point, goes through a regulated entity who abides by Know Your Customer (KYC).

Interesting technical note, a lot of exchanges (if not all) like sending emails with transaction details in the subject of the email, something that isn't encrypted even in "secure" email transactions and is classified as "metadata". Something like "Your transaction sent to {address} is complete." Seems innocuous at first, but when you realize that its likely that every single email sent from that exchange is captured by Five Eyes, its pretty easy to make the mappings to real people.

Banks operate like any other business, an entire shit show held together with duct tape and bubblegum. Do you think there is some easy to use search engine for EVERY BANK that glowies can just search financial transactions on? Don't you think the IRS would be making use of that instead of requiring transactions over X dollar amount to be reported by whatever financial company is performing it?

Obviously, there is bound to be some snooping on the backend networks shared by banks. SWIFT was a huge target of NSA, they were everywhere in that network circa 2010. I'm sure they are in all the US core networks as well. But, what is better, hacking giant financial institutions over and over and being quiet about it for years or making your own that is transparent from the start?
 
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Obviously, there is bound to be some snooping on the backend networks shared by banks. SWIFT was a huge target of NSA, there were everywhere in that network. I'm sure they are in all the US core networks as well. But, what is better, hacking giant financial institutions over and over and being quiet about it for years or making your own that is transparent from the start?
Plus the algo and AI can just build a file on you in realtime. Check your digital ID against purchases, interactions with other digital ID's. It's not about money, it's about building a control network.
 
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It's not about money, it's about building a control network.
Which is why Bitcoin's completely public ledger isn't an issue. The entity in power doesn't care if you know its doing shady things. Its in power.

Everyone knows the CIA killed JFK. Everyone knows Epstein was murdered. "What are you going to do about it? Hang yourself with a 45?"
 
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Which is why Bitcoin's completely public ledger isn't an issue. The entity in power doesn't care if you know its doing shady things. Its in power.

Everyone know the CIA killed JFK. Everyone knows Epstein was murdered. "What are you going to do about it? Hang yourself with a 45?"
I wonder when Pizzagate will become commonly accepted. Yes we elite cannibalize children. Yes we turn our children into psychopaths like us, by making them rape and eat babies at that age. What you gonna do about it?


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Then I wonder where does all the NASA money go? Is it just money laundering? embezzlement?

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Just like the Internet and DARPA. Bitcoin was developed by Military intelligence.

This is an odd one since it's obviously true from any objective look at the facts, and yet you still have this fan-fiction created around "the mysterious Satoshi". lol k

Meanwhile, Monero also has a mysterious creator, but one that look suspiciously like Nick Szabo who is often attached to the Satoshi mythology. Seems like he got tired of being suspected of being Satoshi knowing full-well that Bitcoin was created by NSA/military intelligence, and so he decided to create a competing crypto currency that doesn't allow the government to fully track its movement (unlike Bitcoin).
 
Society (at least in "white" countries) was more technologically advanced in the 1600s/1700s/1800s than is generally acknowledged. With airships, electricity, and steam tech all being commonplace. This sort of ties into the "tartaria" stuff but that's a whole other rabbit hole.
this part is actuslly true, even before the industrial revolution there was a lot of ingenuity, it's just the peasants were too focused on producing food for large factories to be built

it was commonplace amongst people, assuming u dont consider peasants as people, cuz for 90% of history, a peasant was basically a living farm tool, a cow with opposable thumbs

so all of these contraptions were made at smaller scale workshops and the avg peasant didnt even know about em

(except the ones powered by peasants and/or pack animals)

but cities and areas where people werent peasants but rather middle-to-upper class, did get to enjoy a beta version of the industrial revolution roughly a century earlier

also the 1800s were definitely humanity's steampunk phase, the industrial revolution was in full steam (pun not intended), so the peasants now became factory workers, and got to at least witness a taste of the new technologies

so ur completely right for the 1800s
 
Then I wonder where does all the NASA money go? Is it just money laundering? embezzlement?
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my conspiracy perfectly explains all the problems with the US budget, and especially the space force, but probably also NASA, oh, and probably lockheed martin too (NGAD is definitely based off of reverse-engineered alien technology)

it's all going towards fighting the annunaki
 
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Western Transgenders as we know them are an intentional creation and ploy that was pushed by Big Pharma and the Medical Industry as a whole.
By far, transgender ideals, surgeries, and acceptance is a first-world issue that was never prevalent as much as it is today. That is not to say that Gender Dysphoria didn't exist before, nor the concept of being born with both sexes doesn't exist; such as genetic hermaphroditism which is again, rare.
However, in the western world Big Pharma, and the Medical Industrial Complex worked almost tirelessly to not only approve, but create and spread the practice of performing surgeries and hormone replacement therapy on such a mass scale that if you compared it to anything else; you would likely notice that nothing that drastic gets approved due to all of the chances of complications and more.
While we like to focus on the concept of "Curing" diseases, nobody can deny that in the last 50 years, our medications have advanced to the point of practically halting the progression of certain diseases (Aids, Cancer, Liver Failure, Heart Failure, etc.). Like every other form of technology, medical-grade access is becoming easier for the developing world to reach and as such they are catching up to first-world doctors in some regards. This means that discoveries made previously by much larger institutions will be reached sooner by independent companies and from there they will develop more technologies outside of the established big-name companies.

A great example of this would be Insulin. Diabetes has been a known since before documented writing and described as Diabete in 250BC. Only very recently did we cap the cost of Insulin in this country to $30-$35 only after smaller medical companies were starting to show how simple it was to produce Insulin.

This would also coincide with the fact that Medical Schools are not graduating nearly as much students as they used to and it has long been documented that they do this to create a false-scarcity of medical professionals qualified to handle any certain condition. Right now, outside looking in, you can very easily see this as them creating a system of surgeries and treatments that will essentially tether a person to both Big Pharma and The Medical Industrial Complex by way of making them need constant replenishment of medication, hormone therapies and surgeries.
In case anyone is curious, I would give some searches into the downside of going off of your transition-plan. Your entire body becomes an issue from your endocrine system, all the way to your sweat glands. This can of course lead someone wanting to de-transition to reconsider and keep paying for treatments. If they stop, they suffer. What better way to milk money out of a whole new generation than to pay into an ideology of "if there is something wrong with you, be it your physical body or your mentality, you can cut or medicate it away!" ?
Pair that with a coordinated push for gender rights, and you create an entire gender tethered to a medical center in the style of a severe diabetic or someone going through dialysis, but instead of it being a condition they were born with, it would all be by choice of the patient that they would essentially be making themselves sick.


TLDR: Trannies are the product of a callous, money-hungry medical industry that took advantage of mentally compromised people and sold them a surgery and a medication plan that was never made to do anything more than line their doctors' or surgeons' pockets for the rest of their (Now shortended) lives


I wonder when Pizzagate will become commonly accepted. Yes we elite cannibalize children. Yes we turn our children into psychopaths like us, by making them rape and eat babies at that age. What you gonna do about it?
Literally this.

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