The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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NoBueno said:
Well we are assuming jewly explanations of the nature of reality. Not effects on an electrostatic plasma system, the aether model postulated by Tesla. Pretty bad for the "fossil" fuel industries if that theory started gaining traction. So everything then would have to follow a heliocentric materialist model in order to enforce a capitalist system, even including something as small as the effects of instruments and music in an aethyric system. "It's just an air pressure wave, theres no Tesla-like 'magic' happening"

"If you want to find the secrets of the Universe, think it terms of energy, frequency, and vibration" - Tesla
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Holy shit, you're an actual random bullshit generator.
 
The Apple Calendar only goes back as far as the creation of the world. Just in case you take your iPhone with you in the time machine
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NoBueno said:
The Apple Calendar only goes back as far as the creation of the world. Just in case you take your iPhone with you in the time machine
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except julian dates start on 4712 BC it's a universally accepted way to measure elapsed time in astronomy. The date jump is when the gregorian calendar was introduced, wasn't it?

so much of this stuff is based on conjecture that actually has a very simple explanation. im all about trying to peel away the veil but this isn't a veil, this a guy who doesn't even know what a mitochondria is that is upset about the fact that all eukaryotic cells have cellular machinery that shares genetic code.

like, brother, we eat plants. we get nutrients from plants. the plants are made from the same nutrients that we are. the leucine in a banana and the leucine in a steak are the same chemical and they were coded for by more than likely the exact same gene
 
big pauper said:
except julian dates start on 4712 BC it's a universally accepted way to measure elapsed time in astronomy. The date jump is when the gregorian calendar was introduced, wasn't it?
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Yeah, it's the result of three calendar cycles and less weird than one might think. Quite interesting, actually. 4712 BC was the last time when the three calendar cycles were all starting at the same time.

I do like that the guy has "a doctorate in science".
What kind of science?
"This journey has taken him to 33 countries, across 5 continents, over the last 10 years, as well as through various academic degrees and certifications including a Master's in Business Administration (MBA) and a Medical Doctorate (MD)."
Oh. Ok. That explains it.
 
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Tin Foil Hatter said:
Let's see: Gender pronouns were created by the CIA to make left leaning extremists less relatable to the public, wall street did 911 and the politicians went with it because they believe in occult magic(occult magic is not real but retarded boomer women think it is), the transgender movement is the work of eugenicists in big pharma who want to sterilize autistic people, and aliens are manipulating the dating sites so that when they invade they can just marry lonely single men and breed humanity out of existence in one generation.
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Wiccan Magic is indeed fake , but what about sex majick?
 
donksmanSupreme42 said:
has it ever worked for crowley?

if it didnt work for him, it won't work for you
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Crowley became consumed, he lost the plot. The Narcissist in him killed his work. While I do believe some of the practices helped him reach certain levels of enlightenment , they all ended up dragging him down.
 
Shine-369 said:
Crowley became consumed, he lost the plot. The Narcissist in him killed his work. While I do believe some of the practices helped him reach certain levels of enlightenment , they all ended up dragging him down.
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and do u think u won't get consumed?

messing with the occult is not very good for your sanity
 
Shine-369 said:
Agreed. It’s cult behavior, and very easy to fall victim to. There is always a price to pay , even for knowledge and understanding.
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perhaps the knowledge is the price

whichever entity offers you knowledge, could easily sprinkle in some things man was not meant to know, or maybe just manipulate you

dont forget, you only get what it wants you to get

there are ways around it, but the entities that crowley made contact with could bypass any countermeasure he used, and indoctrinate him
 
donksmanSupreme42 said:
i didnt, but my mother's uncle went insane after dabbling in this shit

he got real into thelema roughly 20 years ago, tried to contact some entity named choronzon,had a psychotic episode, he's still in the nuthouse
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It happens. The Ritual for contact with one’s holy guardian angel , not sure if this is the one you are talking about , has been know to cause on going hallucinations.

Edit: In the Thelemic Traditon it is called Liber Samek in The Golden Dawn it is The bornless ritual.
 
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Crowley was associated with L Ron Hubbard, societies associated with the elite, tracing back to Royal houses and John Dee:
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Karmic disclosure continues today
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NoBueno said:
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mind u, a warscythe meant for killing people is a scythe with the blade rotated 90⁰ so its more like a glaive

the fact that the reaper uses the agricultural tool means that to it, we are crops, not people

it also means that this isnt an act born of aggression or any ill-will, you harvest the crops cuz u need to eat, simple as

do with that what you will
 
donksmanSupreme42 said:
mind u, a warscythe meant for killing people is a scythe with the blade rotated 90⁰ so its more like a glaive

the fact that the reaper uses the agricultural tool means that to it, we are crops, not people

it also means that this isnt an act born of aggression or any ill-will, you harvest the crops cuz u need to eat, simple as

do with that what you will
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Sounds like we are stuck in a tug of war:
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Very Diablo III-ish
 
Shine-369 said:
The Eye in The Triangle
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What i find curious about the eye of providence is that it's such a low-tier occult symbol in all abrahamic religions i would argue it's not even occult its so common. I think even non-abrahamic religions use the nazir, so as as piece of iconography it's pretty tame and well accepted basically anywhere you would put it. its not particularly symbolic of anything really bad, its essentially a reverse nazir. its the watchful eye of god protecting you. It's also the christian trinity. like, it's literally just a symbol of the moral code of the founding fathers, which they also wrote out in words.

so it just seems bizarre that there's most definitely an agenda to convince dumb americans that they should be upset about the eye of providence. was it a plot point in National Treasure or the Da Vinci Code or something? Do jews have something against this conceptually?
 
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