The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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FatalTater said:
Not really a conspiracy but interesting and I wanna post about it -

Artist Ryo Tatsuki predicted that Japan will get a huge tsunami in July 2025.

There's been a lot of earthquake activity around the Pacific plate lately, bigger than just the usual rattling of the pot lid. Volcanoes are acting up as well.

Ten days left of July right now.

Will the prophecy be fulfilled?

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There was just a big ol' earthquake at the edge of the Pacific plate.
It's still July.
Will there be a tsunami?
 
I just realized that the whole illegal immigration fiasco we have currently going on alongside the ice deportations are just a smoke screen for the great replacement that's happening via H1B visas and Indian chain migration. While Trump's voter base "can't stop winning", pajeet Jr is currently taking over jobs and inviting his whole continent of India to come inside while getting a free invitation from Musk and pals to stay (as long as they aren't antisemitic). Indians are way worse to deal with than Hispanics yet I don't think anybody realizes this. When Steve sees that all the illegal aliens from his neighborhood have been removed, he'll breathe a sigh of relief before looking on in horror as a flood of jeets come to take over his city while being guarded by the police and law institutions of America.

It's not possible to vote your way out of this I'm afraid.
 
Adûnâi said:
(Yes, I have logged in to this forum, I'm not exactly sure where to post this, but this is a fairly schizo happening. You could say he's just being trolled, but meh. It still feels different in Russia, everything is more real - like can you imagine a Western YouTuber calling for Biden and Trump to be fucked and dismembered on livestream? That's the caliber of Strateg, he's absolutely unhinged and bloodthirsty calling for violence.)

CIA bots harassing a Russian schizo milblogger with cherries

Sofa Legion Strategist is a Russian conspiracy theorist YouTuber, after his streams something usually happens, now his comments are swarmed with bots talking nonsense about... cherries.

His ideas are somewhat reminiscent of criminal ponerology - secret services control the world, the KGB merged itself with the CIA, and this is why the Dnieper bridges are not blown, fake war.

He has no other accounts aside from YouTube out of fear. Every time he goes outside, he puts marks on the door to see if anyone had broken in. So it could be a Stasi-esque technique to drive him mad.

His views are somewhat translated and carried forward by Rolo Slavskiy and NeoFeudal Review.
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Never heard this guy but obviously gangstalking. Could even just be one person doing all this it looks like. Not super high effort for internet.

umseriously said:
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The way the Trump administration is handling the Epstein files makes me think there must be something more to them than just kids being diddled. Like, they could have said nothing about them and let it fade way. But they're trying to bury it as hard as they can in public view even though it makes them look guilty as hell. Makes me think something spooked them badly.
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His base wouldn't forgive him if they had proof, is all it is. They're in denial right now and he wants things to stay like that at least until he's out of office, which will sew further division and create large scale distractions for future administrations to make moves without public awareness.
 
umseriously said:
I just realized that the whole illegal immigration fiasco we have currently going on alongside the ice deportations are just a smoke screen for the great replacement that's happening via H1B visas and Indian chain migration. While Trump's voter base "can't stop winning", pajeet Jr is currently taking over jobs and inviting his whole continent of India to come inside while getting a free invitation from Musk and pals to stay (as long as they aren't antisemitic). Indians are way worse to deal with than Hispanics yet I don't think anybody realizes this. When Steve sees that all the illegal aliens from his neighborhood have been removed, he'll breathe a sigh of relief before looking on in horror as a flood of jeets come to take over his city while being guarded by the police and law institutions of America.

It's not possible to vote your way out of this I'm afraid.
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Why, THANK YOU!

Hispanics are hard-working and catholic

'Jeets are pagans and scumbags.

Been tearing my hairs over this for a while now.

What a deal!
 
Actual schizo post incoming:

Trump took office exactly 33 weeks and 3 days before Kirk was assassinated on the 10th. BBC is saying the manhunt for the killer took 33 hours. If you assign numbers to letters such that A = 1, B = 2, and so on, the letters in "neck" add up to 33. It was 47 weeks since Charlie Kirk's last birthday to September 10th. Charlie Kirk had hats with "47" sewn on them at the event he was shot at, referencing Trump being the 47th President.

There are 33 degrees in Scottish Rite Freemasonry. The traditional Freemasonic icon of a compass is set to 47 degrees.
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
If you really want to get normies fired up just tell them that crack cocaine was a scheme by the CIA to dumb down and genocide black people by their own hand, key piece of that operation was making rap/hip hop a huge thing where killing your brothas and destroying your own community is glorified because it gangsta shit nigga. That way they reconstructed the black communities in such a way that men became retarded borderline homosexuals who are scared to get punched so they shoot instead and women became dumbass sluts because gotta shake that money maker. There's also the fact that single moms usually get more money staying single than getting married so keeping up the traditional family unit became nearly impossible. More fatherless kids = more money for hood chickens.
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It was a cooperation between the music industry and the CIA to fill the cells of the newly privatized corrections facilities in the early 90's. Promoting crime was just advertisement to them. Obviously the blacks have sold out their own and or fallen for the bait. The autistic evil that is the modern corporatist machine would be pretty impressive if it wasn't so god damn evil.
 
nestGorilla said:
It was a cooperation between the music industry and the CIA to fill the cells of the newly privatized corrections facilities in the early 90's. Promoting crime was just advertisement to them. Obviously the blacks have sold out their own and or fallen for the bait. The autistic evil that is the modern corporatist machine would be pretty impressive if it wasn't so god damn evil.
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Not to mention hip-hop acts as an advertisement for both the black and legal market drug markets You see the popularity of it internationally too, which only helps promote the international drug trade.

 
nestGorilla said:
It was a cooperation between the music industry and the CIA to fill the cells of the newly privatized corrections facilities in the early 90's. Promoting crime was just advertisement to them. Obviously the blacks have sold out their own and or fallen for the bait. The autistic evil that is the modern corporatist machine would be pretty impressive if it wasn't so god damn evil.
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VisaMallgoth said:
Not to mention hip-hop acts as an advertisement for both the black and legal market drug markets You see the popularity of it internationally too, which only helps promote the international drug trade.

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It's some really diabolical shit, artists can't even name the root cause for this without getting ultra cancelled and reputation ruined. Remember the shitfest MJ caused with that one song where he mentioned "jews dont give a fuck about us"? Instantly after that weird allegations started popping up but he was too big to cancel at that point of his career. Might be a bad example since he was involved with lots of shady stuff but still.
 
I consulted the skies, and they foretell disaster!

or

Where I live there are almost never "chem trails" even though we get a fair amount of planes and helicopters passing through.
Every time I do see them, something icky happens that would get people rustled.

Today I have seen a lot of them.
It's probably nothing.
 
There's a thought out there that in order to usher in the one world government The Powers That Be will fake an alien invasion to give us a common foe so the countries will all work together.
What If!
The US government is shut down so that NASA has an excuse not to release info on 3i Atlas, because they might want to use it to try the world government thing?
Perhaps world leaders are still ironing out a few wrinkles so that everything follows the script once the UFO is acknowledged? If They can't get things the way They want, then They wait for the next weird comet to blame.
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If any part of the theater is put on in a manner with which to instill fear and a seeking for a savior, then it is a charade. Do not fall for it, friends - not this time, and not ever again.

When the real paradigm-shifting events happen of a similar nature, they will not seek to drive you into the arms of any authoritative body (government or otherwise) in order to be "saved".
 
umseriously said:
I just realized that the whole illegal immigration fiasco we have currently going on alongside the ice deportations are just a smoke screen for the great replacement that's happening via H1B visas and Indian chain migration. While Trump's voter base "can't stop winning", pajeet Jr is currently taking over jobs and inviting his whole continent of India to come inside while getting a free invitation from Musk and pals to stay (as long as they aren't antisemitic). Indians are way worse to deal with than Hispanics yet I don't think anybody realizes this. When Steve sees that all the illegal aliens from his neighborhood have been removed, he'll breathe a sigh of relief before looking on in horror as a flood of jeets come to take over his city while being guarded by the police and law institutions of America.

It's not possible to vote your way out of this I'm afraid.
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Also jeets love Israel. Or, as they call it, "phul sapport".
The whole "right-wing turn" in Europe might be also a preparation for replacing extremist sandniggers with docile and Israel-loving streetshitters. Indians are being pushed into ruling roles to replace whites, because whites still might turn against them even if they're complete libtards.
Their right-wing larp is aimed to pacify white population to prevent race war, Jan 6 riots have shown that it is very possible.
umseriously said:
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The way the Trump administration is handling the Epstein files makes me think there must be something more to them than just kids being diddled. Like, they could have said nothing about them and let it fade way. But they're trying to bury it as hard as they can in public view even though it makes them look guilty as hell. Makes me think something spooked them badly.
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It's literally this
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Keep an eye on the Ring Of Fire.
What do I know?
Absolutely nothing.
 
FatalTater said:
fake an alien invasion to give us a common foe so the countries will all work together.
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I am perhaps cynical but everyone’s so jaded these days that i don’t think aliens would unite the world. The only thing that will happen if the aliens land is a new menu category on pornhub.
 
The left and right are being played against each other with this culture war nonsense. If you speak out against trannies, you're a evil fascist while if you speak out against corporations, you're some type of tranny or brown person. It's sports but even worse. Now, what's schizo about this is the intention of it. That being, to blind both sides to their eventual great replacement. Even the whole "save Europa/west" movement was something not organically pushed despite what others will tell you. It was allowed to thrive and be pushed by certain powerful people, so that violence would remain the only solution and a new leader would come out of it who will just end up enslaving everyone. The outcome being, regardless of whether it's black or white people still left, that everyone will be a wageslave for life unable to secure a future for themselves while eating only bugs and shit on the ground for sustenance. A majority of online movements are not organic, and this sudden pendulum shift to the right isn't either. And I find it bizarre nobody has noticed this.
 
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