The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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As schizo as it sounds, I do genuinely think that CWC was unknowingly practicing some type of "magic" and accidentally tapped into something he shouldn't have. Not because of any one particular thing, just a preponderance of small things that when taken together make one wonder.

1. Chris spent most of his childhood watching cartoons/anime, one of the most common occult messages hidden in them is the idea that individuals have the power within themselves to alter their world by force of will alone. (think of how many times problems are solved when someone says "believe in yourself") Also that individuals can project their will by doing rituals or using magic objects, but only if they believe the rituals/objects work. Basically manifestation, but not called by that name.

2. Cartoons/anime also frequently depict multiple dimensions, and depict characters being able to travel between them at will/under some conditions.

Chris clearly absorbed both of the above points into his belief system, because not only does he take "cartoon logic" at face value, he genuinely believes they are real and exist in other dimensions which can overlap into this one.

3. The idea of entities existing in other dimensions and overlapping into this one is commonplace in most religions/occult traditions. As is the aformentioned idea of self-belief/prayer/rituals having the power to alter reality. Hence CWC already had accidentally discovered and adopted the basic mindset of an occultist, even though he was an overgrown manchild.

4. It's been speculated by many others that Sonichu is some kind of demon/egregore, which is something that is understandably hard to prove, but that I don't entirely dismiss. Chris once said he saw him and was shaken as he looked very "different" from what he expected. Also the weird string of bad luck that follows anyone who buys a Sonichu medallion has been well documented on this website.

5. The incest with Barb thing can also be possibly related to the occult, as Jack Parsons (NASA scientist, occultist, known associate of Aleister Crowley) also committed incest with his own mom for allegedly occult ritual reasons. I'll admit this connection is a stretch but am including it anyway.

6. The whole trans/"tomgirl" thing fits with this, as hermaphroditism was considered the "ideal" archetype on many occult circles, representing union between divine masculine/feminine.

Here's my final point- I don't know if Chris consciously/intentionally studied the occult. All I'm saying is that he unintentionally absorbed certain behaviors/attitudes through extensive consumption of fiction, intentionally tried to will other beings/dimensions into existence, and may have inadvertently created an egregore and/or attracted the attention of an actual demon. And then this egregore/demon continued to influence his behavior.

Just my schizo thoughts.
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Chris may have begun occult studies sometimes prior to the Barbussy Dive.

If nothing else, he knew about binaural beats tiddy summoning ASMR.

After his release he is now way more into occult matters. Jesus, Merlin, hippie crystals etc. Perhaps Flutter is into wicca or some shit and Chris is absorbing it.

Skizo theory:

Lizardpeople are real, but!
-They are non hostile.
-They hate meteors.
-They eat bugs.

The, wanted to guide humans to go into space amd destroy all meteorites. They are cold blooded so they needed endotherms. They made Jews to act as emissaries, but the jews rebelled.
This lead to jews wrestling ZOG from them and the decline of the space race. They want us to eat the bugs to strave the lizard people, who conveniently get blamed for every conspiracy. The lizard people realise this and made global warming so that they could fight the jews wothout freezing. But now jews must make carbon 0 to keep the lizards in their hot underground lairs.
 
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The left and right
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Honestly this isn’t schizo, it’s just depressingly how it is.
Don’t look up the ladder, just keep fighting with the other lot. Men v women, boomer v millennial. Left v right. Black v white. Don’t for one moment ask why you can’t work together and make the world better. You must hate them, and expend your energy hating them.
*continues to rape economy, population and environment*
Note that the one lens you’re not really allowed to look at it through is class. You light say ah but what about rhe commie stuff? Like AOC? Mandami? Nope - Any kind of rich/poor/old money stuff has been neatly subverted into left v right. If you’re wanting basic social democracy stuff but with social conservatism you’re shit out of luck. The social policies only come packed with extreme left insanity like troons. There is nobody offering workers rights, healthcare etc packaged with conservative social values and economic / fiscal sensibility.
 
I don't have much to prove this which is why I am posting in the schizo thread...

But I think Trump actually will run in 2028. The Trump 2028 merch and "trolling" is intended to get people used to the idea well in advance.

Trump will be supported by the real "elites" because he is allowing Palantir, the NSA, etc to build the mass surveillance network + social credit system that libertarians have been fearing since the Patriot Act, which will ultimately give said elites more control.

I am unsure as to the exact argument that will be used to justify this to the public- Trump might pull an FDR and claim that the shit economy/wartime circumstances justifies him holding power. Possibly an economic crisis or a war will be manufactured to substantiate this. The elites might also run a Democrat with insane policy positions, to make a 3rd Trump term seem reasonable in comparison.
 
Wegovy,ozempic et al are tests for vaccines designed to 'cure' hunger for when the rationing and famines begin. The bread will be removed, but your daily prescribed government issued ozempic jab will help fight hunger pangs.
Eventually a better vaccine will be used that will stave off hunger for longer periods, allowing you to top up with vitamins and gruel to keep you ticking over.

Afterall, when you're confined to your house you won't need to burn many calories.

Mcdonalds et al will sell slop-based micro-meals that are all the taste of a normal meal but in a tiny little parcel, created by the work that has gone into vegan, plant-based and fake foods. But don't worry, thanks to ozempic and wegovy, you won't want to eat more than a weetabix sized meal all day.
 
Google, Microsoft, and other tech companies are all in the same bed together of surveillance. Just a few days ago I bought this indie game off of Steam. Then, a few hours later, I get bombarded with videos of it on my YouTube feed. Here's the kicker though. I NEVER searched up the game. I just found it in my steam recommendations on the desktop app and bought it. I didn't use Google or anything of the sort, but now it's popping up in my feed. The name of the game is gloomwood (first time typing it btw). Microsoft must have automatically sent my visual feed to Google who used it to fine-tune my feed. And I never used my debit card or bank account to buy the game, just steam bucks.

Thinking of that, it's kind of hard then to confuse an AI that would be able to know what you're thinking based on what's currently on your desktop screen (assuming it's an actually smart AI with AGI like in those sci fi flicks). I would need to use some type of locked down solution that's completely free of anything remotely pozzed that I can't verify for myself to be rid of it. But then again, nobody will ever come for me. This is basically just a shower thought for a hypothetical what if.
 
Quantum computers operate by offloading algorithms that would take more operations than there are atoms in our universe into parallel timelines. The first quantum computer became operational in 1998. Quantum supremacy was achieved by Google in 2019, where an operation that would take a supercomputer 10000 years was completed in seconds. Every form of informational interaction and computation has to dump entropy somewhere, so where is that entropy going? Why are people now obsessed with the Mandela Effect, fractured timelines, and weird physical glitches in reality? Why are NIST atomic clocks starting to glitch out and desync? People sensitive to spirituality going insane about demonic legions and convergences?

When you start to collapse entire universes of probability with ontological fracking, drilling through the bedrock of reality to decrypt someone's text messages, I wonder what comes running.
 
I had a thought, but nothing to back it up but also a Mighty Need to share it.

Minnesota daycare fraud with no children to be seen
Children go missing in the US every day
What if someone were to decide that a fraudulent daycare was a good place to do human trafficking of children?
Kids with no parents, no one would bat an eye if it was a daycare.
Van full of kids gets stopped for some reason, adult in charge could just use the name of the fake daycare and say it was a field trip or something.
I really hope this is just my brain gremlins bullshitting and not something that people are doing.
 
The foundation for a nation is its people; a shared group of people who have the same values, beliefs, politics, and religion. Regardless of their skin color or ethnic background, they must be willing to fight for each other over foreign groups and interests that don't represent them. Like a beehive or ant colony if you will. Any bullshit about muh politics or religion is the first sign that the group isn't working; neither should be an issue for this hypothetical group. The colleges and universities of this hypothetical nation should be exclusively for these people without foreigners like Indians or Hispanics coming in to shit it up with the excuse of being a hard worker or a economic unit. People are not supposed to be economic units; they are supposed to be members of a community. Immigration should only be done if the immigrants are willing to shed their previous identity to accept the new one; none of these diversity bullshit. The laws and regulations of such a people will be ones limited to them exclusively without oversight from a global Jewish organization or judicial watch.

As for the schizo part of all this: well, the government of America has been knowingly destroying this for a while now. Left wing or right wing, they are both wings of the same bird. The diversity of the left wing is to destroy all cohesion in the United States by any means necessary while the right wing is there to use the immigrants and natives for the GDP and to provide fuel for the military industrial complex. No need to have a homogeneous white population when you have a bunch of strangers in your military serving as your engineers or scientists helping to whip up the next world destroyer. If you have a bunch of nukes and other advanced tech in your storage, you don't need to have a strong local population anymore. The ultimate purpose of all this? The development of America into a economic zone where you just exist to push up the GDP then die to get replaced by the next economic unit. I feel so slow for not getting this until now but whatever.
 
What's the schizo take on Iran? With Iraq/Afghanistan we had:
It's to topple a dictator, combat terrorism, and spread democracy > Actually it was about oil > Actually it was about gold bullion and/or poppy fields > Actually it was about killing off the last of the Nephilim, the Kandahar Giant(s) > Actually it was about locating the tomb of Gilgamesh and/or shutting down a stargate.
With Iran, so far I've seen:
It's to topple a dictator, combat terrorism, and spread democracy > Actually it's about oil > Actually it's for Israel/the Jews > Actually it's about securing US hegemony (especially over trade) by controlling the Strait of Hormuz, but what's the "out there" explanation?
 
How jews run the world and how they're importing a massive amount of beaners and niggers into cities and towns (Like my own) to ruin the European/American high-trust societies so we can not trust anyone, and make us hate everybody else, so we aren't unified, making us easier to be enslaved by the jews
 
Fun schizo theory I've been thinking about: the whole Trump's uncle seeing Tesla's notes and finding plans for a working time machine. Followed by the John Titor thing that also involved Trump for some reason. Trump Streisand effects the Jew/Freemason's World War 3 plans by fucking up their Epstein centerpiece. Culturally no one cares about more war in the Middle East, so it's rendered impotent.
 
umseriously said:
Google, Microsoft, and other tech companies are all in the same bed together of surveillance.
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I swear I've been having this same kind of thing lately. I'll think about something, not even say it out loud to another person or type it at all on my computer or phone, and bam. It shows up. YouTubers who haven't posted in months that I randomly think about suddenly post new videos, topics I'm thinking about are suddenly trending. It isn't a secret that shit listens to you 24/7 (I used to speak Spanish at work to help customers and my phone would give me Spanish ads later), but I think it goes beyond just normal surveillance, especially when you haven't "said" anything for them to surveil.
I think they've got predictive AIs of us as users somewhere, and they use them across platforms to predict what we'll want to see. They do it now to show us things we'll engage with, like targeted ads or YouTube videos or what-have-you, but what's stopping them from using these things to change our behavior? It'll recommend more divisive, radical political material. Little "signs" manufactured by some shadowy Them to get you to do a mass shooting or kill yourself, or troon out, or change your religious/political beliefs. It's like a shitty version of Project Bluebeam, mixed with predictive programming and generative AI. They can even account for the random things that just pop up in your mind once they have enough data of yours. And it all comes from your screen, a song you put on at a certain time, behavior patterns, things you can't just obscure with a VPN. Even ignoring things gives them data, which they feed to the predictor and use to manipulate you further. Like the algorithm, but stronger and intentional.
 
Chromeo said:
I swear I've been having this same kind of thing lately. I'll think about something, not even say it out loud to another person or type it at all on my computer or phone, and bam. It shows up. YouTubers who haven't posted in months that I randomly think about suddenly post new videos, topics I'm thinking about are suddenly trending. It isn't a secret that shit listens to you 24/7 (I used to speak Spanish at work to help customers and my phone would give me Spanish ads later), but I think it goes beyond just normal surveillance, especially when you haven't "said" anything for them to surveil.
I think they've got predictive AIs of us as users somewhere, and they use them across platforms to predict what we'll want to see. They do it now to show us things we'll engage with, like targeted ads or YouTube videos or what-have-you, but what's stopping them from using these things to change our behavior? It'll recommend more divisive, radical political material. Little "signs" manufactured by some shadowy Them to get you to do a mass shooting or kill yourself, or troon out, or change your religious/political beliefs. It's like a shitty version of Project Bluebeam, mixed with predictive programming and generative AI. They can even account for the random things that just pop up in your mind once they have enough data of yours. And it all comes from your screen, a song you put on at a certain time, behavior patterns, things you can't just obscure with a VPN. Even ignoring things gives them data, which they feed to the predictor and use to manipulate you further. Like the algorithm, but stronger and intentional.
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Is it that they are getting better at predicting you or are you being easier to predict? Magic is real. Oh so real.

Step away from the screens, stop listening, be with your own thoughts for a while, read a book, and see what changes. You’ll be fine, friend.
 
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The majority of the 90%+ of the human genome "Junk DNA" is familial memory and consists of thousands of very specific and detailed experiences passed down over hundreds of generations. This is compounded when two people of similar genetic material make children and adversely, when two people who are very genetically distant have children, there are very strong evolutionary and subconscious red flag notifications built in to remind participants that they are about to stray hard from the path their ancestors had spent a thousand years cultivating for them.

Computational AGI is fundamentally impossible because we are still barely able to understand exactly how neurons interact with each other. Instead of binary, it's dozens or more different types of interactions between individual cells and when scaled up the complexity of mapping that will require star systems worth of energy and raw materials to adequately recreate and even then, it will be a speak and spell toy with an IQ of 30. LLMs are nothing but a desperate tech bro parlor trick.
 
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estacks said:

Check out the woman on the right at 12:58. Slow it down and give a good gander at "her" eyes.
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lol how bizarre.
I mean it's obviously fake, but I have no idea why they would put in such a thing in a 6 hour long video of them sitting around a table talking about whatever new age christian cult they're promoting. Are there any more instances where something like that happens? Going through the comments everyone is only pointing out the one instance at 12:58.

Edit - description: A man and two women are sitting at a table, the man is talking about their religion and god and so on, while the two women listen and ask scripted questions. At one point, while the camera is on the woman to the right, she stares into space for a few seconds and she blinks sideways, like an alien/reptile from a sci-fi movie, then she goes back to listening and smiling. It's never acknowledged or anything.
 
Nuclear Poisoning said:
lol how bizarre.
I mean it's obviously fake, but I have no idea why they would put in such a thing in a 6 hour long video of them sitting around a table talking about whatever new age christian cult they're promoting. Are there any more instances where something like that happens? Going through the comments everyone is only pointing out the one instance at 12:58.

Edit - description: A man and two women are sitting at a table, the man is talking about their religion and god and so on, while the two women listen and ask scripted questions. At one point, while the camera is on the woman to the right, she stares into space for a few seconds and she blinks sideways, like an alien/reptile from a sci-fi movie, then she goes back to listening and smiling. It's never acknowledged or anything.
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>6000 years of documentation of blue eyed white skinned Annukai reptilians masquerading as humans across all human cultures
>6 hour lecture on predatory false light theology was entirely deepfaked with no AI slop artifacts or continuity errors... in 2020 (when israel today can't make Bibi's ghost talk for 30 seconds without hilarious slop artifacts)
>Annukai gets bored of pretending to listen to the goy bloviate, stares off into space, and accidentally blinks
>AllatRa directly charged with high treason and publicly labelled as a occult psychocult by both Ukraine and Russia for violating the masquerade
>Nuclear Poisoning tells you not to watch the video and here have a description so you don't have to make your own decisions with your own eyes
>In between shilling Proton VPN #1 glowie spyware and posting against every conspiracy in every conspiracy thread

Good goy. You should just go ahead and feed yourself to the nearest anaconda.
 
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