🌟 Internet Famous The Square Hut - Ukrainian mashup of Bumfights, IP2 and Fishtank

neger psykolog said:
I'm not sure if that's pointed at me. I'm not against people discussing this stuff. I just draw the line at people enjoying it.
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No one cares what lines you draw, you moralizing retard. people like you are too goddamn stupid to realise your the bad guy, your the type of person that would insist that a website like kiwifarms is causing harm, and it should be shut down.
 
neger psykolog said:
I'm not sure if that's pointed at me. I'm not against people discussing this stuff. I just draw the line at people enjoying it.
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You can't control how people feel, you can just call them retarded if they explicitly express it. If they don't, leave it be, instead of trying to interrogate them on their true feelings.
Sammich said:
No one cares what lines you draw, you moralizing retard. people like you are too goddamn stupid to realise your the bad guy, your the type of person that would insist that a website like kiwifarms is causing harm, and it should be shut down.
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Your constant tirade against moralfagging is as annoying as the constant moralfagging itself.


Interesting things on the telegram clip channel:

To my utter fascination, a commentor there is seemingly using his real identity. He just commented that he respected Frosya for rejecting a woman's advances because she's disgusting (the new woman on the Square, the slavic fandom calls her baboon or babooness).
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I know trash streamers and Telegram are fairly mainstream in Russia and Ukraine, but to this point?

Another fascinating development:
Kostyl purposely showed his dick lol. Funny that that's where the clipper draws the line. Watch out, we may get a strike on youtube!
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Sammich said:
No one cares what lines you draw, you moralizing retard. people like you are too goddamn stupid to realise your the bad guy, your the type of person that would insist that a website like kiwifarms is causing harm, and it should be shut down.
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*you're
The Kiwifarms is US legal nigga, you can't really compare the two. This shit only "flies" because the judges and cops are paid off in whatever shithole they're located in. It is most definitely illegal.
 
Not sure if anyone’s pointed this out already, but it finally clicked for me: Хата/Hut in prison slang literally means cell. So the most direct translation of the "show" title would be “Square Cell.”

water with salt said:
To my utter fascination, a commentor there is seemingly using his real identity. He just commented that he respected Frosya for rejecting a woman's advances because she's disgusting (the new woman on the Square, the slavic fandom calls her baboon or babooness).
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It's the chick with no fronts, she's not new. She got the 100 darts in the ass and the hand belts recently. She seems to have been put in a cell overseer role for that and has been giving out punishments with the belt. (judging from clips)
I'm guessing it's related to this clip. Frosya's saying he'd rather jackoff than do anything with her :lol:
“How the female baboon 🐒 wanted to mate and showed signs of attention to Frosya, but later found out there would be no feast for the birthday — and in rage, beat up Kostyl.”

There was a birthday celebration after all.
“A splendid feast on the occasion of the baboon’s 🐒 birthday.”

Speaking of hand belts. Kostyl/Petuh/Petya(?) got 1000 for a supposed $6k dono
“1,000 straps across Kostyl’s hands for half a million rubles. Grandpa decided to sabotage and showed his dick to the camera.”
BTW, I always think he has some shit drawn on his head, but that's his actual hair coming in


Krabs has been MIA, apparently after this battle
“After the slap battle and Krabs’ slaps, according to Kuvalda, he was taken to the hospital.”

Oh a lighter note, Hasbik has some words of wisdom, feat. the boss himself
“Advice for the youth from the most beautiful girl in the third block, who miraculously survived three seizures.”


Finally, to avoid double posting-- I'm sure some of you've seen the community happenings post about a retarded guy being tortured to death on a Kick stream in France? I guess this type of content isn't just a Slav thing, though I find what they were doing to that guy much more detestable.
 
Relinquish said:
Thanks @neger psykolog for his community feature post, reminding me that this thread exists. One thing tho

Russian IP2 is alive and kicking, unlike its Western originator (just check the recent posts in the IP2 thread, it's literally only about Johnny Somali). In Russian speaking Internet, the lolcow community is referred to as "Нижний Интернет" (Literally translated: Lower Internet, because it is considered to be underground). The trash streaming is a big part of the Russian Lolcow Community and is a place where all the lulz at.

Back in the day, Russian Twitch used to be extremely unmoderated, and because of this, we had such iconic moments like VJLink (Iconic Russian Streaming Lolcow) suffering a stroke and getting help from nurses in front of thousands of Twitch viewers (He didn't even get banned for this, btw :story:) and a girl getting her eye cut by a knife that was being held by her cat. There's much more than that, but you get the point

These days, the lolcows stream on YouTube and have to constantly jump from channel to channel because they keep getting banned (:_(. I really wish I could give you guys all the details, but the language barrier makes everything difficult to appreciate the Russian lolcow content. Maybe one day I'll make an effortpost explaining all the lore on them (because there's A LOT), but I can't guarantee. Here's an edit for you to get a feel of "Russia Lolcow Lore"
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so.. what is the dude saying? who are these people?
 
basedman said:
Not sure if anyone’s pointed this out already, but it finally clicked for me: Хата/Hut in prison slang literally means cell. So the most direct translation of the "show" title would be “Square Cell.”
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in normal people slang Хата means house (at least in polish)
Kvadrat is also square in Ukrainian and other slavic languages
so I think the most appropriate translation would be "kvadrat's house"
 
snowdunes said:
These retards are there because of their own choice. Nobody forced them to be drug junkies being desperate for more money, only for their next high. It's like feeling bad for the niggers at worldstar, it's stupid.
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Yeah but they're white niggers (ukrainians) and they have no higher cognitive capabilities, which makes them poor oppressed victims
 
Rango Dango said:
in normal people slang Хата means house (at least in polish)
Kvadrat is also square in Ukrainian and other slavic languages
so I think the most appropriate translation would be "kvadrat's house"
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What's normal about any of this shit, it's clearly prison themed.

квадратная is an adjective, not possessive (square-shaped)

Kvadrat's house would be Хата Квадрата
 
There's some new guy who has been "inducted" (has had feces smeared on his face and a bunch of other stuff)

Does anyone know if the "contestants" know or care how much people pay for them to do stuff? Do they get any financial shit out of it? I've never seen a single second of anyone's face saying "at least I'm getting 50 rubles for this" but I don't know what they say in most of the clips
 
Big news: Apparently Kolesik/Колесик has died March 3rd, 2025. I could be mistaken, but it's the short guy that used to come on and beat the shit out of everyone. This brings up the death-toll of people involved with the stream to 3, afaik

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This is the guy (he had a thing for the Baboon lady, here he's talking about how he's cool with others fucking her)

In other news: New guy is called Stilus, he is 37 years young💀

“Stilus talked about how he was taken from the street to the stream, his plans for the future, and who he likes and who he doesn’t.”

Apparently he's a pedo and was convicted of related charges, which would explain why he was in the lowest, prison outcast/bitch caste. Donator asks why he was "lowered" in prison and how he views himself after doing all the gay shit on stream. He says it was because he drank out of another "lowered" prisoner's cup. This could actually be a reason, but Frosya ends up saying that he's got a bunch of bad charges and is a "dishonorable pedophile." (:\)

“Frosya and Stilus are trying to figure out what status Stilus is currently in, also analyzing who he served time with in prison and his attitude towards PDF files.”

“Morning coronation of the new watcher Stil, Part 1.
Information surfaced that the newcomer Stil had done time for distributing PDF files, so it was decided to give him a crash-course coronation as ‘watcher.’ They started with group kisses, torpedoing, and smearing him with excrement.”

“Morning coronation of the new watcher Stil, Part 2.
Cunnilingus for Baboon, and a hand job for Kostyl.”

Watching a pedo literally get his ass kicked to crazy frog is something else.
“Morning coronation of the new watcher Stil, Part 3.
A skit, butt-kicks, and darts.”

On a lighter note:
“Stil’s comments after he tried the body of the unwashed Baboon 🐒.”
 
basedman said:
Big news: Apparently Kolesik/Колесик has died March 3rd, 2025. I could be mistaken, but it's the short guy that used to come on and beat the shit out of everyone. This brings up the death-toll of people involved with the stream to 3, afaik
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I guess its worth noting whether he died from stuff that happened on the show or just died randomly. That part isn't clear to me currently.
 
neger psykolog said:
I guess its worth noting whether he died from stuff that happened on the show or just died randomly. That part isn't clear to me currently.
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He wasn't one of the "contestants", he was one of the wranglers that came in sometimes to beat the shit out of people. So it's unlikely he died because of the show. He was a real piece of shit, who clearly enjoyed torturing people.
 
Looks like they've changed channel again.

Current stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnK1JrnCZCc (https://www.youtube.com/@KAMA3_KAMA3)


For the past few days, Anton (the somewhat retarded guy) has been forced to eat pickles and recite different multiplication tables. Needless to say, this is not easy for him, and even simple things like 7 times 3 are hard for him. If he fails a task, the other participants are punished instead, which leads to a lot of screaming at Anton and even punches out of frustration. For example, it took him around two days to do the table of 7. Poor Anton doesn't even know what is going on most of the time.





This is him today as of writing this:

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The old guy "Sedoj" has also been punished a bit. This time with fire.

 
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Here's Frosya getting Anton to explain how he got on stream. Translation's not the best as usual, "Venice" = some village in Ukraine. "fan" = fent? He's retarded from some accident years ago. They talk about doing lines.
“Frosya told on stream how people really end up on the broadcast, and asked Antoshka how he himself got into the extreme show… 😁”

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Natasha the Frog has returned to stream. From what I gather, she came back for one day before heading to Germany. That didn't work out (lol) so she was back a few days later. Some clips ragging on her from the clip channel

Archive compilation - “Video résumé for Natasha 🐸 applying for a stripper position in Germany.”

Actual convo with Artur, pre-stream reentry. “A vlog about Natasha the Frog 🐸 — traveler and entrepreneur.”
Natalia is getting ready to leave for Germany to stay with her sister. At first there’s confusion about Poland, but she explains she planned to go there first before heading to Germany. They talk about documents, passports, tickets — she says everything is sorted and she’s leaving the next evening.

The talk turns to why she’s going. She says she wants to open a café and later a beauty salon, then buy a car. But there’s also a lot of back-and-forth about easier money: stripping, getting fake tits, and her sister making 500 euros a day in that line of work. Natalia jokes about it but doesn’t completely dismiss it.

So the conversation flips between her saying she wants a legit business and the idea of going the fast-money route with stripping and cosmetic surgery.

“After a long break, Natasha the Frog 🐸 appeared on stream and announced that in a few days she plans to move to Germany. The donors congratulated her on this event and treated her to lard, an enema, jump ropes, and wasabi.”

I guess days later she is back. Everyone is making fun of her. Basically she's retarded, didn't have a international passport and was unable to leave the country as planned.
“Apparently the traveling frog 🐸 didn’t manage to get to Germany due to not having a foreign passport, and she is once again on stream — in a bad mood but still expecting financial enrichment.”

“Nighttime adventures of the traveling frog 🐸.” part 1 & 2 - ass abuse

 
basedman said:
she came back for one day before heading to Germany. That didn't work out (lol) so she was back a few days later
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The fact that even toothless crackhead street whores in some bumfuck village in Ukraine consider going to Germany in 2025 as basically a sure bet is disgusting.

German taxpayers this is what you're paying to house and feed.
 
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