The Sumo Thread - HAKKEYOI!!!

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Hello Kiwis,

While I was living in Japan I really got into Sumo wrestling. I got to attend some tournaments and it was something else. I'll cover the basics of Sumo and its modern iteration to keep the thread relevant.
  • There are six divisions (from highest to lowest):
    • Makuuchi - Max. 42 Rikishi (term for Sumo wrestler in general) and there are 5 ranks within Makuuchi.
      • Yokozuna - There are currently two. Hakuho, the most winning and longest reigning Yokozuna in history. And Kakuryu, a Rikishi who made it to Yokozuna 13 years into his career.
      • Ozeki
      • Sekiwake
      • Komusubi
      • Maegashira
    • Juryo - Always 28 Rikishi
    • Makushita - Always 120 Rikishi
    • Sandanme - Always 200 Rikishi
    • Jonidan - Usually 200 Rikishi
    • Jonokuchi - Only 50 or so Rikishi
  • The minimum height is said to be 5'8" but the shortest Rikishi at the moment is Enho (Maegashira 5) who stands at 5'6". This guy is a beast and is my personal favorite alongside Terutsuyoshi, Ishiura (get your head out of your ass dude), and the gatekeeper Shohozan. Also Ura is coming back!
  • There are six tournaments called Honbasho in a year. They are:
    • January - The Hatsu Basho/The Opening Tournament - held in Tokyo (this is a hype one if you can make it next year).
    • March - The Haru Basho/The Spring Tournament - held in Osaka (Japan in general is gorgeous this time of year with the cherry blossoms).
    • May - The Natsu Basho/The Summer Tournament - held in Tokyo (again. Miss me w/ dat humidity AND THE CROWS).
    • July - Nagoya Basho - held in Nagoya (I've always enjoyed Nagoya. It's a little bit of Tokyo/Yoko metro without all the people. Really nice.).
    • September - The Aki Basho/The Autumn Tournament - held in Tokyo (again. This time the weather is perfect!).
    • November - Kyushu Basho - held in Fukuoka (this tournament is held closest to Nagasaki and Hiroshima if you'd like to visit the memorials. It is very likely to be rainy, windy, and quite cold so pack and dress accordingly.).
  • There are 15 days per tournament. Naturally, a winning score is anything above 8 wins and a losing score is anything above 7 losses.
  • Ring purification rituals are performed throughout the tournaments (opening, before matches, closing the tournament).
  • If anything other than their feet touch the dohyo (the ring) after the tachiai, they lose. If they touch outside the dohyo's straw rolls, they lose.
    • Instant replay has made judging almost perfect (save for some real bullshit that caused an Ozeki named Tochinoshin to drop 3 ranks. His career is looking grim.)
  • Companies and sponsors may place money on matches. Make of that what you will. Also keep in mind how Japanese prisons operate. Is the juice worth the squeeze?

Here are a few channels where you can watch Sumo tournaments, compilations, historical pieces, and some behind the scenes videos -

Jason's All-Sumo Channel

He has been a fan of Sumo since around 2004 I believe. He has tournament footage going back to Osaka 2009. He does his own Sumo fantasy league where proceeds go to a good cause. You can also win some stuff too so it's a win-win.

Chris Sumo

I don't know how long Chris has been a fan of Sumo, but he knows a lot about it. His videos vary between tournament matches, live or on TV, behind the scenes interviews and footage, as well as historical pieces. Great channel.

NattoSumo

SumoNatto

Currently no Sumo videos are on his channel. He has something planned so subscribe if you'd like to know when that happens. SumoNatto is where he plans on uploading the Haru Basho matches.

Goro Love

Just a bunch of Sumo match compilations of individual Rikishi. Also some newer matches get uploaded every once in a while. There's some old gold on this channel if you go digging.

Hopefully this gets more people interested in this sport. HAKKEYOI!!!
 
I remember Channel 4 in the UK had a sumo show, following the big league action, as well as explaining the world of sumo. This guy was getting a lot of attention, being non-Japanese.


Yes Konishki! That dude was a monster. His hand slaps were devilish. His mentor Takamiyama was very, very popular in the late 60s to the early 80s. Takamiyama was sort of the connection between USA's Sumo aspirants and Japan's already established culture.

 
https://www.twitch.tv/karla_marxist streamed live each day of the 15 day tournament last month in Tokyo. Was a blast watching it. Unfortunately the videos have expired on twitch so there are just some clips up on the account, but still worth checking them out, has some good highlight moment. Guessing they'll be streaming the upcoming one in March as well so worth keeping an eye out for that.
 
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Weren't all the sumo matches fixed/rigged at some point due to organized crime involvement?
 
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Weren't all the sumo matches fixed/rigged at some point due to organized crime involvement?

To a degree and it's ongoing. The Yakuza have their hands in just about everything in Japan and I suspect they own some large companies. Alongside match fixing, there are gambling problems and cases of brutal hazing with one leading to the death of a 17 year old amateur.
 
To a degree and it's ongoing. The Yakuza have their hands in just about everything in Japan and I suspect they own some large companies. Alongside match fixing, there are gambling problems and cases of brutal hazing with one leading to the death of a 17 year old amateur.
Never read about this. Chance you have a link or a name?
 
Never read about this. Chance you have a link or a name?

The Sumo Association has probably swept a lot of them under the rug in the past. Since everyone has cell phones, stuff is kind of getting out.

The most recent known case of match fixing involved this wrestler:


I'm having trouble finding videos covering hazing and violence but I found one video and information I personally know - Harumafuji, a Yokozuna, was forced to retire in November 2017 after "correcting" a junior at a karaoke bar. In the past couple of years, twins Takagenji and Takanofuji have both been on record abusing subordinates and just being asshats in general - Takanofuji was kicked out after causing one of his three attendees to flee the stable and the sport altogether. Probably the most tragic event was at the Tokitsukaze stable.

Chris has set his videos covering controversies private save for this one and maybe one other. This video briefly discusses Takanofuji's situation and chief yobidashi (ring announcer) Takuro's offense.


Tokitsukaze Stable Incident


Just like any contact sport, the guys can be pretty rough. Lines and tolerances are different but some things are outright malicious. All the hazing and violence caused the Sumo Association to create what is effectively an anti-bully coalition.
 
Chris' take on the first day of the Osaka tournament.

Last bouts of Juryo - Day 1

Makuuchi - Day 1

All bouts of Juryo - Day 2

Makuuchi - Day 2

It is so eerie without an audience. Fuck whoever it was in China who caused this bullshit. Sumo took a huge hit when they're already having trouble staying afloat.
 
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Juryo all bouts - Day 4

Makuuchi - Day 4

Takayasu, former Ozeki and current Maegashira 1 (two demotions), will probably be pulling out of the tournament due to his injury from his match with Yokozuna Kakuryu. He looks to have hyperextended his left leg at the edge of the dohyo. Poor guy can't catch a break. Injury caused him to pull out of tournaments thus demoting him to Maegashira. The road back to Ozeki may be too steep for him to tread now. I fear the same for former Ozeki Tochinoshin. Common injuries that Sumo wrestlers deal with are the kind that don't get better over time.
 
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Juryo all bouts - Day 5

Makuuchi - Day 5

Upon reviewing yesterday's match between Takayasu and Kakuryu, you can see on his left leg where the muscle tore.
 
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Juryo all bouts - Day 6

Makuuchi - Day 6
 
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Juryo last 11 bouts - Day 9

Makuuchi - Day 9

Juryo all bouts - Day 10

Makuuchi - Day 10
 
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Juryo all bouts - Day 11

Makuuchi
 
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