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Nuclear Operative said:
How many Synthcels are non-white?
There's two Mexicans by the name of Claus and NewVegasTroop, both of them do this weird Aztec neo-pagan persona.
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> Both of them

> Neo pagan persona

Huh? I'm literally Catholic. Unless you mean the whole Yayotzin thing, which:

1. Yayo was a nickname my bastard father gave me.

2. Yayotzin was suggested by him.

3. (Confession) I haven't deleted the yayotzin handle over nostalgia.

If you didn't notice right now, I'm willing to cooperate.

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These kind of Synthcels always weirded me out when I wasn't banned in that chat. I blocked at least 7 of them. They didn't only appear to be LARPing, but it was really creepy for me.
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People like this are going to be the ones getting Synth banned, not his actions. You'll remember me when it happens.

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Yeah, I don't know what's going on here. I have no good hypotheticals around why so many Chicanos are suddenly acting like Mexican supremacists. some of these people still act like the southern USA states were stolen from Mexico. I know this is false.

Something I never told anyone is that Coby always called me a schizo is because he had no fucking idea what I was referencing, or was deflecting, like when I mentioned FNF and woke pandering.

Tablet County said:
I'll still go to bat for Claus on this. He may be an auraless, gay Meximelt with AIDS but his ESL actually makes it plausible that he just fucked up with his translation.
He's still a weirdo though.
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Mexicans literally use the word cub (cachorro), Tablet. Why the fuck do you think I use it? Some things in Mexican Spanish wouldn't translate well if you just direct translate them, like family terms for endearment.

So yeah, one can easily say I did fuck up the translation—and not. Both puppy and cub mean cachorro here.
Dan of Steel said:
An obsessed alcoholic paypig in his 40s with no children who unironically thinks /pol/ demoralization is real
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Big heads up, this was a reason why people there called him A FED.
That Other Dude's Persona said:
Is this post funnier or sadder now that you know it was written by a baby?
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Being called a faggot by this man will never be funny:

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You are a twink nowadays @Soycast Guy

mrs thickness said:
i invite now as the time not really don't threadban me pls is a joke for the synthoids to break containment yet again (from the thread that brought you such quality posters as "Licker of Marie Rose") and grandstand about how much more dignified they are than DSP alogs
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I (indirectly) got him banned because he DM'd me wanting to do gay ops, even asking me to join him for... some reason?

Jawbreaker said:
I challenge you or anyone to say one interesting thing about SoycastGuy, a 19 year old who watches a game streamer, Egad, a Synth ball washer who wishes he were Doug Walker (or Mauler), or RicardoCumsox, a drunk who wastes his money on a streamer.

...wtf? Why are you bringing up Anita for no reason? Do you think any content dork who makes money online by convincing fans to donate is basically Anita?
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...? Guys, what is he talking about?

God of Nothing said:
him being gay makes complete sense
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Uh, about that.

Synthethic Man, in his last stream for Elden Ring was asked in a superchat if he would fuck Michella, the stereotypical well intentioned extremist deity who also wants to fucking buckbreak his big, muscular brother (totally not a fetish from Miyazaki).

What was Synthetic Man's response?

He said he would fuck Michella. Now the "That boy pussy hits different frfr" has a different connotation, I know. I think the futa shit desensitized him to actually femboys.

Pierre D'Olnique said:
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Damn. I knew some of these people. Cheeseknife in particular was notable for his slapfights with HHH.
This is why you shouldn't worship anyone except Jesus Christ.
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I will confess this, but this entire situation was a wake up call for me.

WelperHelper99 said:
>The Synthcels realizing they were the cows all along


Careful what you wish for buddy.
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Oh my fucking God— @The Boy Who Lived

Please be fucking baiting. Too much raw cringe is unhealthy for me.

BradeRunna said:
Living with your parents well into your 30's and possibly even 40's is pretty much normal these days. Nothing really LOL cow like about that.
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Enter The Pooptrain said:
Nigger losers who can't afford apartments rent rooms.
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Living with parents is probably better than renting rooms in a lot of places. All of my roommates during my early 20s were Indians shitting on toilet seats and other weirdo foreigners.

Depends where you are though, if you live in rural Pennsylvania you should be able to get even a house for cheap rent. Places like New Jersey? Probably not.

But that's besides the point, synth doesn't have a job location he has to be at so he doesn't have to stay in expensive Virginia. He could move anywhere and easily afford rent but he obviously is too afraid to leave his mom's house, even for a walk outside.
 
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Epic Fail Man said:
It is normal in North America these days, except when you're making YouTube money and have 150k in savings.
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Any proof that he has 150K in savings? Did he show you a bank statement. YouTube payouts aren't that great. It's like pennies per view and if he is making controversial content and not pushing the approved narrative which sounds like the case with everything I have heard he might ne even be allowed to monetize his videos.
Enter The Pooptrain said:
Nigger losers who can't afford apartments rent rooms.
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Ok Boomer.
 
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Zionazi said:
Hopefully due to all these recent events the Soynth Appreciation thread can become a free for all, so all the shitposters on that thread like myself get unbanned and continue to shit it up.
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Don't be greedy, there are now three threads to shit on Synth, let them have their hugbox. It may produce some quality milk in the future.
 
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Sprate Header said:
How does compulsively paypigging a lolicon-defending futa fetishist help save the white race? :sighduck:
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Just Podcast race things.
#lurker said:
What I find strange is how that thread/community managed to keep a relative low profile for so long despite being filled with spergs from the outset.
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Xev said:
No don't you see, a faggot in the simp thread explained it. All this happened because kiwi farmers white knight for women, or something. These people are absolute retards with zero self awareness and luckily for us, shit opsec.
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Captain Manning said:
Historically what has happened is the multimedia thread gets moved to a lolcow subforum
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These are all things that noticed, too. I took an overall look at the Synth Appreciation thread & after reading the OP, the first few pages, highlight surfing a bit, I randomly picked a page near the center of the thread, (page 450 in this case,) scanned the page, & noticed right away that that thread has doubled in about a month. It’s no fucking wonder peoples eyes are landing here & at the Multimedia hugbox, if the following post is average in that thread, & from a basic bish scan, the following is an average post for that thread. Did a handful of Synthetic Sucker’s really think their ridiculous futa fantasy discussion wouldn’t draw eyes?
Lmfao :jacewow:
I’m sharing the following post from the hugbox thread to clarify why this entire thing is getting more eyes:
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The Futa Gooner does not have an outlet for these desires other than masturbation (anal masturbation included) or getting over that emotional trauma with women, reclaiming that lost male spirit that society killed with their extreme prejudice against a subset of individuals that didn't deserve to be hated in the first place.
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Futaniggers were really, seriously, drafting long discussions of why they love Jap drawings of chicks with dicks & expecting to just tug along with nobody else noticing the lengthy dissertations they’d construct about their weird as fuck anime dick fetish, including pictures.
 
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3MMA said:
Lmfao :jacewow:
I’m sharing the following post from the hugbox thread to clarify why this entire thing is getting more eyes:
Futaniggers were really, seriously, drafting long discussions of why they love Jap drawings of chicks with dicks & expecting to just tug along with nobody else noticing the lengthy dissertations they’d construct about their weird as fuck anime dick fetish, including pictures.
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The Futa guide... I want to throw up. That is literally tranny shit.
 
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