The Synthverse / Synthetic Man Fans / Synthcels - When your fans are somehow more retarded than you

[Bunny Tracks]

I wish the OP went more into detail but she's fucking insane. She screeches constantly about unmarried women and "muh dead eggs" (fun fact for those of y'all who never finished high school biology: there is literally not enough time in a human lifespan to run out of eggs, and they don't start going bad because they're not constantly being produced).

Then we come to find out she's an unmarried Jewish woman older than me and dating a boy who she may have met when he was in high school and she was 30.

She is an amazing cow and I hope she gets her own thread some day.

Seconded. She, and her simps are prime thread material.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I see a negrate from ace7 in a Synth-related thread


And I do my part


There we go

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

I'm unbanned!

Ricardo now knows he got phonebooked. Lmao.

I haven't been though. I literally have absolutely no idea who that dude in is in the OP, but it's 100% not me ahahaha. I would own it if it was. I have never used Twitter, ever, and I sure as Hell have never used OnlyFans.

Why do you think he's me ahahaha? I'm curious.

 

[Coberald]

Why do you think he's me ahahaha? I'm curious.

Lay off the bottle charles. Your copes will be more believable if you come up with them while sober.

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

Lay off the bottle charles.
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That's nice, one problem though. I don't have a Steam account, I have literally never had a Steam account. Or a Twitter account. As in, ever.

I have absolutely no idea why he posted my YT chat name in his Steam account, but it's literally not me. I mean, I have nothing to gain by lying, I would own it if it were true (I don't think I've done anything wrong hahaha., I just send silly superchats), but it's not me. And I've never heard of the "Car enthusiast forums" in my entire life ahaha.

You can think that's me, I'm cool with that, doesn't bother me at all, but that's just some random guy.

 

[Zionazi]

It's afraid

 

[Coberald]

That's nice, one problem though. I don't have a Steam account, I have literally never had a Steam account. Or a Twitter account. As in, ever.

So theres a random steam account with an almost identical username to your very specific and clearly non-generic one?

I have nothing to gain by lying, I would own it if it were true

I don't believe you.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

That's nice, one problem though. I don't have a Steam account, I have literally never had a Steam account. Or a Twitter account. As in, ever.

I have absolutely no idea why he posted my YT chat name in his Steam account, but it's literally not me. I mean, I have nothing to gain by lying, I would own it if it were true (I don't think I've done anything wrong hahaha., I just send silly superchats), but it's not me. And I've never heard of the "Car enthusiast forums" in my entire life ahaha.

You can think that's me, I'm cool with that, doesn't bother me at all, but that's just some random guy.

Hey Ricardo, out of curiosity, do you know off the top of your head what year you started superchatting Synth?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

That's nice, one problem though. I don't have a Steam account, I have literally never had a Steam account.

I'm willing to believe you, but... you simp for a gaming YouTuber and don't have a Steam account? Are you just a console guy?

I'm more shocked about the not-having-a-steam-account thing then the phonebook being wrong.

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

So theres a random steam account with an almost identical username your very specific and clearly non-generic one?

I don't believe you.

I guess? It looks like his Steam account is some random name the only thing is he for some reason put my YT chat name in his description or something saying he's my evil twin? I have literally never had a Steam account. Literally ever. I'm guessing he saw my superchats on Synth's streams and just put that in there for shits and giggles? I have no clue.

I mean, I really don't care - if it were me I would own it 100% because all I've done is post ridiculous superchats and some silly messages here.

You are 100% welcome to keep thinking that's me though, but if that random dude ever sees this thread it's gonna completely blow his mind I bet ahaha.

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

I'm willing to believe you, but... you simp for a gaming YouTuber and don't have a Steam account? Are you just a console guy?

I'm more shocked about the not-having-a-steam-account thing then the phonebook being wrong.

I haven't had a gaming PC since the days of Half Life, since pre-Steam. I've always just liked to play on consoles on the TV.

 

[Cousin Skeeter]

Ricardo isn't as smart as he thinks he is, and that's a very tough position to be in.

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

Hey Ricardo, out of curiosity, do you know of the top of your head what year you started superchatting Synth?

I think it was just this year? I don't really remember, either end of last year or early this year? I've watched him from years but I've never actually used YT to chat, I just signed up because I got a kick out of the chat.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I haven't had a gaming PC since the days of Half Life, since pre-Steam. I've always just liked to play on consoles on the TV.

I would say you're missing out, but if you're just gaming and don't really need any of the benefits of having a decent computer then there's nothing really wrong with it.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I think it was just this year? I don't really remember, either end of last year or early this year? I've watched him from years but I've never actually used YT to chat, I just signed up because I got a kick out of the chat.

Thanks.


Going in.

 

[CallmeCicada]

It looks like his Steam account is some random name the only thing is he for some reason put my YT chat name in his description or something saying he's my evil twin?

I bet in your alcoholic riddled brain this sounded pretty clever.

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

Ricardo isn't as smart as he thinks he is, and that's a very tough position to be in.

Well, that's true (I don't think I'm very smart to begin with, so that makes it even worse) but that random dude isn't me. Why would I lie? I don't care, I haven't done anything but post ridiculous superchats (which, I will still do, because it cracks me up.)

You are 100% welcome to keep thinking it is though, doesn't bother me at all. I guarantee you he's just another chatter in Synth's stream who used my YT chat name in his Steam description for some reason.

 

[Cousin Skeeter]

Wall of cope

Methinks the paypig doth protesteth too much

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

I bet in your alcoholic riddled brain this sounded pretty clever.

I am an alcoholic, that is true, I don't deny it.

But, that dude is literally not me you tards ahahaha. I mean, I don't know how else to say it. I have no clue who that dude is, I have never had a Steam account, ever. Never had a Twitter account (as in, not just under this username, as in never, under any name), etc. It's just the truth.

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

Methinks the paypig doth protesteth too much

Ahaha, I'm not even protesting. Even if it were me, I absolutely would not care (all I do is post silly superchats, who cares?), if anything you believing that guy is me is 100% OK with me. Go right ahead. The truth is, though, it isn't. I just think it's funny, that's just some random dude ahaha.